Vehicle > Ciithania whats your gender?
Razalea > male, duh
Razalea > ;-P
Ciithania > o O
Ciithania > Thats a fairly personal question...
Seldon Corran > Hardly personal
Vehicle > asking if your a girl or a boy is personal? O.O
Razalea > personal would be like 'do you like it in the ass?'
Razalea > whoops
* Razalea forgot the censor
Razalea > male, duh
Razalea > ;-P
Ciithania > o O
Ciithania > Thats a fairly personal question...
Seldon Corran > Hardly personal
Vehicle > asking if your a girl or a boy is personal? O.O
Razalea > personal would be like 'do you like it in the ass?'
Razalea > whoops
* Razalea forgot the censor
Chewbaccalee > hrmm i'll give that rating thing a try later after ive gotten a lil beefier ship, since well i am a Noob here :P
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Unoriginal Name02 > If you like I could take you out to lowsec and show you the ropes, I'll protect you whilst you shoot stuff
Jarl Nuada > sounds legit
Caldari De Ville > ... or u shoot him while he tries
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Hey now, I'm a nice guy
Jarl Nuada > ignore the 'rape van' written on the side of his ship
Unoriginal Name02 > I would never think of doing such things
Caldari De Ville > -2.7 ?!
grim996 > with -2.5 sec stat
Unoriginal Name02 > Hahaha
Unoriginal Name02 > Damn it's impossible to bait noobs with this sec status
grim996 > rl nice guy
Unoriginal Name02 > :D
Shaddowflight > ask him if he wants some candy while your at it lol
Unoriginal Name02 > Would you like some candy?
Unoriginal Name02 > I promise it will only hurt for a few seconds
Shaddowflight > do wear protection whilst engaging in surprise buttsex :p
Unoriginal Name02 > Nah I am like one of those people who get aids just to spread it around
Unoriginal Name02 > nice and nasty
grim996 > if you gonna be raping might as well give a std while your at it to leave a real treat
Unoriginal Name02 > No doubt
Tarken McWreckage > a lasting gift
Unoriginal Name02 > syphilis and shit
Unoriginal Name02 > mmmmmmm good stuff
Breezy Freezy > Jesus Crhist!
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol so shocked you can't spell?
Breezy Freezy > yeah O_O
Unoriginal Name02 > If thats not a "Welcome to eve" I don't know what is
Nanirai Ellocin > holy crap, big scary spider on my wall. I think it's going to kill me
Aamuryn > It won't if you kill it first!
Soup Medic > is it flashy red?
Aamuryn > It won't if you kill it first!
Soup Medic > is it flashy red?
Andreus Ixiris > I swear, if that dog three doors down doesn't shut up I'm going to strangle it
Sahaquiel Faust > Barking, or howling?
Andreus Ixiris > Both, really.
Sahaquiel Faust > You could say it's driving you... barking mad?
Andreus Ixiris > I think I'm going to strangle you, too.
Sahaquiel Faust > I don't blame you.
Andreus Ixiris > So if you were me, you'd strangle you too?
Sahaquiel Faust > Yeah.
Andreus Ixiris > You know what, how about you cut out the middleman for us and strangle yourself?
Sahaquiel Faust > Pretty sure I'd pass out before I could finish the job.
Andreus Ixiris > So what you're saying is you're not only irritating, but incompetent as well?
Sahaquiel Faust > Barking, or howling?
Andreus Ixiris > Both, really.
Sahaquiel Faust > You could say it's driving you... barking mad?
Andreus Ixiris > I think I'm going to strangle you, too.
Sahaquiel Faust > I don't blame you.
Andreus Ixiris > So if you were me, you'd strangle you too?
Sahaquiel Faust > Yeah.
Andreus Ixiris > You know what, how about you cut out the middleman for us and strangle yourself?
Sahaquiel Faust > Pretty sure I'd pass out before I could finish the job.
Andreus Ixiris > So what you're saying is you're not only irritating, but incompetent as well?
* Verigua mumbles about stupid stations in stupid lowsec with stupid carebears doing stupid missions
Chrysalis Kashaar > ^^
* Chrysalis Kashaar hands Verigua stupid probes
* Verigua slaps chrys in the face with some skillbooks and a highslot
Chrysalis Kashaar > haha
Chrysalis Kashaar > ^^
* Chrysalis Kashaar hands Verigua stupid probes
* Verigua slaps chrys in the face with some skillbooks and a highslot
Chrysalis Kashaar > haha
Endis > SurionPT in bwf
Endis > in a badger outside the bwf station
Jago Kain > badger!!! badger!!!!........
Jago Kain > we don' need no steenkin' badger
Endis > someone kill him
Endis > in a badger outside the bwf station
Jago Kain > badger!!! badger!!!!........
Jago Kain > we don' need no steenkin' badger
Endis > someone kill him
Mang0o > pat come and fight me with your 2heavy drone dominix
Mang0o > ^^
Cmdr Patrick > you need drones 5 to use heavy drones u ass
Mang0o > ^^
Cmdr Patrick > you need drones 5 to use heavy drones u ass
jih chop > what is that effect around the scmitars?
Orion PuIse > rust
Orion PuIse > rust
Onyxalia La'fiette > snack, what ship are you flyin?
Snack Rabbit > Penatrator, the amarr stealth bomber
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont think its called that....might wanna give that another try...lol
Snack Rabbit > oh purifier lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > and what are you gonna do with it?
Snack Rabbit > I just use it to probe guys out
Snack Rabbit > ok that didnt sound right
Snack Rabbit > Penatrator, the amarr stealth bomber
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont think its called that....might wanna give that another try...lol
Snack Rabbit > oh purifier lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > and what are you gonna do with it?
Snack Rabbit > I just use it to probe guys out
Snack Rabbit > ok that didnt sound right
SpaceHobo Bobbo > I'm a failure