Sah Phyre > yeah, I'll petition the Moscow fire for my DC as well while I'm at it
Kyoko Sakoda > Get a Chimera, it's a water freighter, it should help you with your Moscow fire
Sah Phyre > unfortunately the fact that it carries water doesn't change the fact that the only way it can help is by crashing into the planet
Kyoko Sakoda > Get a Chimera, it's a water freighter, it should help you with your Moscow fire
Sah Phyre > unfortunately the fact that it carries water doesn't change the fact that the only way it can help is by crashing into the planet
<Vociferous> Who would you rather be with if you were trapped on a desert island
<Vociferous> A girl with a penis,
<Vociferous> or a man with a vagina
<Dacon> hm.
<Sniphr> do we have to choose one?
<Dacon> first off, I'd like to say you're a sick bastard.
<Vociferous> A girl with a penis,
<Vociferous> or a man with a vagina
<Dacon> hm.
<Sniphr> do we have to choose one?
<Dacon> first off, I'd like to say you're a sick bastard.
sereta > let's roleplay, i'll be the husband and you can be the wife
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
QTab > I think oposable thumbs is prolly where it all went wrong
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are blue, hybrids are red, I will shoot you, until you are dead.
ELECTR0FREAK > oh snap
ELECTR0FREAK > i got that backwards
ELECTR0FREAK > :(
ELECTR0FREAK > hybrids are blue, lasers are red. silly me
Kammeron > ....
Kammeron > my hybrid shots are purple =P
ELECTR0FREAK > pfffftt
ELECTR0FREAK > nothing rhymes with purple noob
ELECTR0FREAK > load different ammo.
Kammeron > you mean silver and orange?
Kammeron > pew pew?
ELECTR0FREAK > tell me what rhymes with purple.
Kammeron > *thinks*
Kammeron > *thinks harder* =
Kammeron > rapel!
Kammeron > pupal!
Kammeron > *points at eye* that pupal and the student pupal
Kammeron > cant spell
ELECTR0FREAK > pupil?
ELECTR0FREAK > doesnt rhyme with purple
Kammeron > YEAH!
Kammeron > it does too!
ELECTR0FREAK > pfft
ELECTR0FREAK > its a bad rhyme
ELECTR0FREAK > fine
Kammeron > =P
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are red, kams hybrids are purple, i'm gonna shoot you, right in your pupil.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats terrible.
Kammeron > THATS AWSOME!
ELECTR0FREAK > no. no its not.
Kammeron > Sig material RIGHT THERE!
Kammeron > you will be imoortalized
ELECTR0FREAK > O_o
ELECTR0FREAK > i hate you, you hate me, i did your mom, now it hurts when I pee.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats better.
Kammeron > LMFAO
ELECTR0FREAK > thats sig worthy.
ELECTR0FREAK > oh snap
ELECTR0FREAK > i got that backwards
ELECTR0FREAK > :(
ELECTR0FREAK > hybrids are blue, lasers are red. silly me
Kammeron > ....
Kammeron > my hybrid shots are purple =P
ELECTR0FREAK > pfffftt
ELECTR0FREAK > nothing rhymes with purple noob
ELECTR0FREAK > load different ammo.
Kammeron > you mean silver and orange?
Kammeron > pew pew?
ELECTR0FREAK > tell me what rhymes with purple.
Kammeron > *thinks*
Kammeron > *thinks harder* =
Kammeron > rapel!
Kammeron > pupal!
Kammeron > *points at eye* that pupal and the student pupal
Kammeron > cant spell
ELECTR0FREAK > pupil?
ELECTR0FREAK > doesnt rhyme with purple
Kammeron > YEAH!
Kammeron > it does too!
ELECTR0FREAK > pfft
ELECTR0FREAK > its a bad rhyme
ELECTR0FREAK > fine
Kammeron > =P
ELECTR0FREAK > lasers are red, kams hybrids are purple, i'm gonna shoot you, right in your pupil.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats terrible.
Kammeron > THATS AWSOME!
ELECTR0FREAK > no. no its not.
Kammeron > Sig material RIGHT THERE!
Kammeron > you will be imoortalized
ELECTR0FREAK > O_o
ELECTR0FREAK > i hate you, you hate me, i did your mom, now it hurts when I pee.
ELECTR0FREAK > thats better.
Kammeron > LMFAO
ELECTR0FREAK > thats sig worthy.
Sulzer Wartzilla : don't listen to them
Sulzer Wartzilla : one day the phoenix will be awesome with citadel torpedos
Sulzer Wartzilla : you're just ahead of the curve
Sulzer Wartzilla : like nag owners pre-odyssey
neotin_nahrain: probably Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr] is right , nag was updated pretty neatly :)
neotin_nahrain: By removing the citadel torpedo :P
Sulzer Wartzilla : lets not get hung up on details
Sulzer Wartzilla : one day the phoenix will be awesome with citadel torpedos
Sulzer Wartzilla : you're just ahead of the curve
Sulzer Wartzilla : like nag owners pre-odyssey
neotin_nahrain: probably Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr] is right , nag was updated pretty neatly :)
neotin_nahrain: By removing the citadel torpedo :P
Sulzer Wartzilla : lets not get hung up on details
<Dobbs^Work> Viceroy, none of the messages i'm sending are reaching you
<Dobbs^Work> fagnut
<Viceroy> sorry the gay-filter was on
<Viceroy> try again now
<Dobbs^Work> fagnut
<Viceroy> sorry the gay-filter was on
<Viceroy> try again now
Marie Blanchard > Sheesh, stealing a quote from bash.org or qdb.us and introducing it to Omgrarw as your own is already pretty sad.
Marie Blanchard > But it looks like some of those people keep going back and voting up their own stolen quotes.
Marie Blanchard > Of course me going back to check the scores of those stolen quotes and voting them down is pretty sad, too...
Marie Blanchard > But it looks like some of those people keep going back and voting up their own stolen quotes.
Marie Blanchard > Of course me going back to check the scores of those stolen quotes and voting them down is pretty sad, too...
Rumplestar > Any one From Egypt ?
Blyzz > yeah, the egyptians
Rumplestar > Nice :) where are the Egyptians
Rumplestar > and don't say in Egypt
Blyzz > okay, i won't
Blyzz > but you know.... ;-)
Blyzz > yeah, the egyptians
Rumplestar > Nice :) where are the Egyptians
Rumplestar > and don't say in Egypt
Blyzz > okay, i won't
Blyzz > but you know.... ;-)
<Draxxxion> CRAP
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?
<Draxxxion> Got another m&m stuck in my nose
<Draxxxion> WOOT
<Draxxxion> it came out
<Molle> ...
<Rogue01> dont ask
<Rogue01> theres no plausible explanation for that
<Equliz3r> lol
<Draxxxion> i having to download some new anti spyware software,and am shooting m&m's into a a cup while i wait, since i cant play EVE
<Draxxxion> And i coughed and got it stuck
<Draxxxion> But this time it fell out
<Molle> how can you mistake a cup for your nose?
<Draxxxion> Im shootin them into the cup WITH my nose
<Molle> ...
<Equliz3r> lol
<Molle> ill shutup now
<Equliz3r> i think thats best
<Rogue01> disturbing
<Rogue01> i am never having dinner with you
<Draxxxion> I can hit a cup out to around 15 feet, fairly accurately.....
<Prophetguru> the m&m assassin
<Draxxxion> Unfortunately, accidents sometimes happen and they go up my left nostril and get hung...
<Draxxxion> On my blocked up left nasal cavity, because of some surgery side affect from when i was a kid..
<Molle> jebus
<Molle> and this is the kind of ppl we recruit?
<Draxxxion> You dont have special bodily talents
<Draxxxion> :P
<Prophetguru> can you put 5-6 up there and go autocannon action?