Manivald Kostaja > help i want to find a corp for alt caod troll
Manivald Kostaja > yeah but my plan is to join some nice alliance with alt
Manivald Kostaja > and then threat other alliances on caod
Helicity Boson > if your grammar in here is any indication manivald
Manivald Kostaja > indication of what?
Manivald Kostaja > im an emigrant you racist
Helicity Boson > I'd suggest you do something else with your time.
Manivald Kostaja > i haven learned english language yet
Helicity Boson > I'm not a native english speaker
Helicity Boson > But you don't see me shitting up the forums with terrible grammar and spelling.
Manivald Kostaja > yes but my grammar is still perfect!
Helicity Boson > just saying.
Manivald Kostaja > but im a troll
Helicity Boson > No, you're not a troll
Helicity Boson > You're a moron
Helicity Boson > There is a difference
Manivald Kostaja > what
Manivald Kostaja > i haven't made a single gramautical mistakes here yet
Manivald Kostaja > i don't understand what yuo are talking about
Helicity Boson > /emote dies a little inside
Manivald Kostaja > yeah but my plan is to join some nice alliance with alt
Manivald Kostaja > and then threat other alliances on caod
Helicity Boson > if your grammar in here is any indication manivald
Manivald Kostaja > indication of what?
Manivald Kostaja > im an emigrant you racist
Helicity Boson > I'd suggest you do something else with your time.
Manivald Kostaja > i haven learned english language yet
Helicity Boson > I'm not a native english speaker
Helicity Boson > But you don't see me shitting up the forums with terrible grammar and spelling.
Manivald Kostaja > yes but my grammar is still perfect!
Helicity Boson > just saying.
Manivald Kostaja > but im a troll
Helicity Boson > No, you're not a troll
Helicity Boson > You're a moron
Helicity Boson > There is a difference
Manivald Kostaja > what
Manivald Kostaja > i haven't made a single gramautical mistakes here yet
Manivald Kostaja > i don't understand what yuo are talking about
Helicity Boson > /emote dies a little inside
Daljeet > our pos only will attack peeps with negative concord standings atm
BetaZ > that'd be me
BetaZ > i'm a miner, but you would'nt believe it
BetaZ > i just got board with asteroids after 8 months
Daljeet > you mine hulls?
BetaZ > that'd be me
BetaZ > i'm a miner, but you would'nt believe it
BetaZ > i just got board with asteroids after 8 months
Daljeet > you mine hulls?
Aquillar > wow the distance remaining thing was a little off while I was warping
Aquillar > wapring to a station in my hauler it said 150 km remaining just as I was coming out of the warp
Aquillar > I almost cried
Aquillar > I looked at my scanner and it was 15 km
Aquillar > christ
Asbury > been bouncing 75km or more away from mani station using old BM there
Aquillar > these miscalculations run ships into plannets you know!
Markus SilverMoon > COOOOOOL
Aquillar > I need to take my ship in for some engine work obviously
Aquillar > my warp core is getting rusty
Asbury > quit peeing on it
Asbury > its not good for it
Asbury > if it runs hot add coolant
GOT SHIPS > lol , tough crowd
Aquillar > shit thats what I'm doing wrong
Asbury > yeah , and bathroom humor usually works in here
Markus SilverMoon > not when one of us has to pee
Aquillar > sorry, I was just going to the bathroom on my warp core
Aquillar > 2 of us
Markus SilverMoon > lol
Markus SilverMoon > ummmm brb
Aquillar > don't do it on your warp core!
Aquillar > wapring to a station in my hauler it said 150 km remaining just as I was coming out of the warp
Aquillar > I almost cried
Aquillar > I looked at my scanner and it was 15 km
Aquillar > christ
Asbury > been bouncing 75km or more away from mani station using old BM there
Aquillar > these miscalculations run ships into plannets you know!
Markus SilverMoon > COOOOOOL
Aquillar > I need to take my ship in for some engine work obviously
Aquillar > my warp core is getting rusty
Asbury > quit peeing on it
Asbury > its not good for it
Asbury > if it runs hot add coolant
GOT SHIPS > lol , tough crowd
Aquillar > shit thats what I'm doing wrong
Asbury > yeah , and bathroom humor usually works in here
Markus SilverMoon > not when one of us has to pee
Aquillar > sorry, I was just going to the bathroom on my warp core
Aquillar > 2 of us
Markus SilverMoon > lol
Markus SilverMoon > ummmm brb
Aquillar > don't do it on your warp core!
(from the EVE - C&P forums)
Bad Harlequin >
Troll, troll, troll your post,
Gently down Cee Pee,
Merrily, Warily, Scarily, Verily;
Forum w***e Tech Three!
Bad Harlequin >
Troll, troll, troll your post,
Gently down Cee Pee,
Merrily, Warily, Scarily, Verily;
Forum w***e Tech Three!
Ekon Bor> I think the monkey who was drawing my frames ran out of crayons :(
Siren Sylvanis > Admentus! Jovius!
Siren Sylvanis > what's up?
Admentus Cor'vion > ladies ladies ladies
Siren Sylvanis > is that a christmas tree light in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Siren Sylvanis > what's up?
Admentus Cor'vion > ladies ladies ladies
Siren Sylvanis > is that a christmas tree light in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Propehcy > They're like scouts, always prepared, I'm sure they'd have lots of lube.
(Talking about m0o)
(Talking about m0o)
Btweeduizend > mm i dont think HS cares about the cans he just likes to blow shit up
Vulcan Rome > true
Btweeduizend > i work in the same way only i dont have the ship to match my nuts
Btweeduizend > mm that came out wrong
Vulcan Rome > true
Btweeduizend > i work in the same way only i dont have the ship to match my nuts
Btweeduizend > mm that came out wrong
Bacchus Dionysus i am officially in love with the vaga
Sakura Nihil Just remember
Sakura Nihil the first few die fast
Bacchus Dionysus > i err on the side of being a giant vagina
Sakura Nihil > As you should
Sakura Nihil Just remember
Sakura Nihil the first few die fast
Bacchus Dionysus > i err on the side of being a giant vagina
Sakura Nihil > As you should
<Asestorian> how hard it is to get shoes that fit me
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience
<Asestorian> :(
<Asestorian> I need to be rich so I can just get custom fitted shoes all the time
<Vex> stop trying to wear heels
<Vex> fag
<HellGremlin> I will assist you
<HellGremlin> In fitting a shoe
<cougem> stop wearing cats as shoes
* HellGremlin obtains a shoehorn
<Asestorian> lol
* HellGremlin slides it easily into Asestorian's anus
<HellGremlin> There we go
<Vex> win.
<Asestorian> :|
<cougem> that is a nice fit
<HellGremlin> Gentlemen
<cougem> i dont see what was so hard
<HellGremlin> Who would like to try him on?
<HellGremlin> There is a shoehorn already inside
<cougem> ok
<HellGremlin> For easy slippage
* cougem fits perfectly
<HellGremlin> And entry
<cougem> IM THE PRINCESS
<HellGremlin> Oh
<Asestorian> D:
<HellGremlin> Feel the snugness
<HellGremlin> But wait
<HellGremlin> Let's give someone else a turn
<cougem> its nice and warm
<Asestorian> STOP ABUSING ME
<cougem> can i stay in
<HellGremlin> Oh perhaps for a fleeting moment longer
<cougem> STFU SHOE
<HellGremlin> Merely to...
<HellGremlin> Savour the experience