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Khevan Otekai > Can you imagine having a Cormorant redesigned to do mining?
Khevan Otekai > 7 Sweet Miner IIs... Mmmm.
Iynara Maeral > /emote chuckles, "Not enough power!"
Khevan Otekai > Meh, technicalities.
Iynara Maeral > :D
Khevan Otekai > Or maybe a nice Titan Miner..
Khevan Otekai > It's Doomsday weapon just turns all the asteroids into cans with ore.
Blutreiter > Sidyin
Blutreiter > o/ sup you old Slavemonger :D
Blutreiter > hm wait, you're not Amarr
Sidyin > sup asshat
Sidyin > and other folks
Blutreiter > ah nothing much
Blutreiter > changing skills
Blutreiter > straining my back trying to lick my balls
Sidyin > funn...
Blutreiter > the usual shit
Sidyin > do what manson did - remove a rib - that makes it work better
Blutreiter > hey i might be playing EVE but my name is not Adam
Sidyin > good point.
Blutreiter > i'd rather take all the spammails up on their offer to increase my penis size to godlike proportions that would make grown stallions weep with shame
Blutreiter > ...oh yes and there's also a lot of very interesting offers on getting breast implants
Blutreiter > i could fondle my dick between tits simply by sitting down and standing up
Blutreiter > now that's evolution for ya
Sidyin > I feel normal now blue
Sidyin > thank you
Draco> o/` Deck the halls with Sansha's Reavers, falalalala la la la la o/`
Arc> o/~ We, Three Kings, of Minmatar are o/~
Draco> o/` Dashing through the gates, with a load of stabs o/`
Arc> o/` 3km lock range. Fuck, they nerfed the lot! o/`
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Sarmaul > she could do with putting on a couple of pounds
Montero > yea tell here to eat sopmething :
Sarmaul > if I wanted to fuck a skeleton I would go grave digging
lnformation Minister > huzzah you lose any more corp today?
Brinstead > Yes. We did laundry today, and lost a corp in the dryer. We have now theorized that they've found a warpgate to the land of the lost socks, and are busy plundering it.
Brinstead > WTS Lint, 3 isk/m3
General Killah > tomb has a negative sec status
General Killah > WHO DID YOU BLOW UP TOMB?
Papolytic > All of us
Johnson McCrae > TomB likes blowing up those who irritate him
Johnson McCrae > I think thats everybody though ;)
General Killah > hehe no he hits them with the nerf bat
Audrea > on the station as in camping it?
Jagaroth > yes. they have a little tent and a fire
Jagaroth > roasting marshmallows
Roush Winberd > What do Canadians hate that americans like?
AirWalker > americans
Jordon Miles > well probably not... I mean it just doesn't seem prutenant
Kaitou Shiroi > Prutenant: When something is not only necessary but also on topic. See also: Prudent, pertinent.
Jordon Miles > pffff f u kaitou, I like inventing words in my spare time :P
Ford Hakata > I think inventing new words only leads to confuzzlement and misunderstandimations.
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