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Qwaar Jet > This is GREATWILDLANDS
Qwaar Jet > Their Wrecks will BLOCK OUT THE SUN
Qwaar Jet > WE WILL LOOT IN THE SHADE
Hanns > i got this noob to courier me one heavy laser II and hes taking all fucking night about it, its only 8 jumps!
Hanns > I was to lazy
Tido Maliyu > lol
Tido Maliyu > hanns
Hanns > im like noob hurry up!
Tido Maliyu > fucking n00b :P
Hanns > and hes like 'im in a hauler!'
Altai Saker > lol
Hanns > and im like, why are you using a fucking hauler for 10m3?
Dresden Karno > ahoy
Dresden Karno > what have i missed?
Ashar KorAzor > Not much
Ashar KorAzor > Me flying a hauler.
Ashar KorAzor > Dresden, does this bestower make me look fat?
Dresden Karno > ton o' fun , eh>?
Ashar KorAzor > What?
Dresden Karno > lol
Ashar KorAzor > Tons?
Ashar KorAzor > The cargo expanders each add fifteen pounds.
Ashar KorAzor > /emote goes to cry in the corner
BarbersHuZ > now i lose my coffee :(
BarbersHuZ > and i need 95% cap to online my coffeemaschine
Khellias > /emote looks mildly annoyed.
Fatwatai > ?
Khellias > They're going to be wanting me to work on the winter solstice. Bah!
Fatwatai > Tell them that you have to take the day of for religious puposes. Mention sacrificing children.
Khellias > I think my coworkers would have little trouble believing that of me.
Gentleman Loser > Dammit, I still want to know why the small armor repair unit is less efficient than the small inefficient armor repair unit...
Calexis Atredies > hmmm what cookies is BoB selling today?
Calexis Atredies > i bet the girl scouts are raising money for a new titan or somthing...
Sofia Roseburn > A Titan? In their pants?
Cheese999 > /emote likes girl scouts
Calexis Atredies > so err... what flavour have they brought us this time... those AXE thin mints were a bit miff
Infinity sh0ck > a new flavor. it tastes like a cross between 'stfu' and 'cut off your fingers'
Calexis Atredies > that doesnt sound very tasty
Infinity sh0ck > doesnt matter how it tastes. try it.
Calexis Atredies > a cookie by any other name tastes just as yummy
Infinity sh0ck > ill give you 5isk if you never type anything ever again
Foskolas > lmao
Calexis Atredies > wow youre rather rude
Markida > heh, my agent asked me for drugs
Markida > :S
DeviantMind > yer 1 of mine is askin for small arms ^^
Markida > rofl
Markida > I'm sorry, 'small arms' just make me laugh so much :P
DeviantMind > /emote pulls out his chainsaw
Markida > ROFL
DeviantMind > ill give her small arms ^^
DeviantMind > hehe
Markida > Eve is just filled with poor armless midgets
[This is the local convo after a PERFECTLY executed trap by Event Horizon]

Riot Star > nice trap though. I'll have to write that one down for future use :)
Shattered Wolf > Yeah. I like how you guys had that planned. I'm just like "Ah hell"
Viridian Onyx > That was an excellent trap ^^
Shattered Wolf > I hate you guys!....... :P
Shattered Wolf > j/k :)
Relnala > lol
Relnala > We try to be good at what we do
Shattered Wolf > So I've noticed
Viridian Onyx > Hey Riot
Riot Star > sup?
Viridian Onyx > Why where you shooting me?
Riot Star > I was?
Viridian Onyx > You did the third most damage
br472267 > lol
Riot Star > no... I had you painted on acident I think
br472267 > friendly fire
Viridian Onyx > ...
Viridian Onyx > Dude, ouch
Kalo Dante > frag the LT, Nam is hell :)
Bezo Maxo > ha I knew we couldnt break your tank alone
Relnala > lol
Shattered Wolf > Oh, that's classic
Shattered Wolf > That is freakin' classic
Shattered Wolf > Riot, you are NOT living this one down
Viridian Onyx > Man, you really hurt my feelings, Riot
Kalo Dante > lol
Shattered Wolf > Riot, 20 lashings, you noob :)
Viridian Onyx > This is so going on OMGRAWR.net
Omega Star2000 > do i need anything to hold people
Cousin Balki > arms?
SandWormJr > No man, just open your arms, walk to them.
SandWormJr > But be gentle. No one likes bear hugs.
Cousin Balki > and don't grab their ass unless yer really close
Jackie Cross > cells might work if they are uncooperative
SandWormJr > Or unless you have a quick exit.
Jackie Cross > and were masekd
Cousin Balki > that too
Jason Lemay > reminds me of a japanese av film i saw lol
Jackie Cross > some might be vengeful...
Jackie Cross > oh?
SandWormJr > Ninja Mutant Ass Grabbers?
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