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Nox Domini > your face ftl
Ocara Nezus > Come within about 140km of Rokh and say that!
Nox Domini > it cant shoot straight neways
Nox Domini > we been through this
Ocara Nezus > yer, we have..
Ocara Nezus > The problem is that in CAN shoot straight, its the freeking target that keeps moving...
Tareen Kashaar > fuck
Tareen Kashaar > I hurt my back yesterday
Tareen Kashaar > maybe got a lumbago now oO
Tareen Kashaar > also broke my laptop's power unit
Tareen Kashaar > so I'm setting a long skill training now...
Nidia Masters > so umm..
Tareen Kashaar > all because of that stupid bird.
Nidia Masters > did you have a wild sex act involving your laptop?
Tareen Kashaar > nah
Ituralde > Heya tareen
Tareen Kashaar > okay, awu 5 and exhumers 5... if I haven't fixed this crap until then, I don't know
Tareen Kashaar > hey ralde
Tareen Kashaar > so... last morning, I was going to take my aikido attire off the drying ropes thingy
Tareen Kashaar > but I realized that some cheeky bird had shat on it
Tareen Kashaar > so I had to wash it again
Tareen Kashaar > unfortunately, that meant I wouldn't be able to do aikido that day, because it had to dry and all
Tareen Kashaar > so... I went to campus. And during the time I'd have had Aikido, I was just bumming around in the student lounge, which is very comfy
Tareen Kashaar > too comfy, in fact. I muts have been sitting in such an unhealthy position, that when I got up, my back hurt like hell.
Tareen Kashaar > I thought nothing of it, it would probably go away again, right? well... so far it hasn't.
Nidia Masters > honestly?
Tareen Kashaar > and my power unit broke because I managed to squeeze the cable under a chair there
Tareen Kashaar > yes, no kidding.
Nidia Masters > i woulda said the sex act
Tareen Kashaar > I can honestly say... if that bird hadn't shat on my Aikido Gi, I wouldn't have to go to the doctor now.
Tareen Kashaar > That's gonna make for a funny blog entry.
Tareen Kashaar > anyways, gotta conserve what's left of my battery. talk to you guys soon, I hope... and meanwhile, take care.
Aztek says:
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right for an attourney, if you cant afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court.
Aztek says:
what else, i forgot
Mac Dre says:
you have the right to run away
Sith Vador > have you flown them?
Cabadrin > nah, can't fly carriers yet
Sith Vador > can they take out Dreads
Cabadrin > not easily
Cabadrin > maybe a mothership could if the dread wasn't in siege mode
Sith Vador > what's siege node?
Cabadrin > ...
Cabadrin > are you serious?
Paari Cuman > vamp? not knowing what siege mode is? :P
Cabadrin > especially since you want a dreadnought :/
Paari Cuman > lol
Cabadrin > that's like "I want a dominix. what are these drone things I'm hearing about?"
<DigitalCommunist> I have to go pee, dont bring the servers up till then
Mopile > I like a challenge,
Opus12 > try marraige then
Mopile > Or I could pile up half my stuff and money, and set fire to it
Opus12 > that would work as well.. :)
Maglor Shaye > your advice sucks koro
Koronakesh > She's your boss
Asthariye > i'm not actually, he's a director now :P
Koronakesh > She blows your boss. That's close enough
Asthariye > koro, have i ever pointed out you're a misogynist twat sometimes
Koronakesh > Probably from the kitchen
Aiyeeta Beaver > I long to have a phobos with a Gist x-type 100mn MWD, the domi overdrives and nanofibers, and those polycarb rigs... and to befriend a claymore master... because I want to bump people with the most phalic ship in eve at 25km/s
SamuraiJack > call it Zealgirls' strapon
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....you, good sir, are an 'effin genius
SamuraiJack > i try :P
ereshgikal [tfn..]: Ixelier: Vee is the one that sounds like he speaks while baring his upper teeth a little; and has a slight accent
kinkouin168 [xxvii] (rfc): yet we're convinced he's a team of koreans
ereshgikal [tfn..]: that is because he zergs the enemy
static_shift [prax]: is that because Vee believes the first to kick ass wins?
ereshgikal [tfn..]: Vee is the magic love child of a korean starcraft player, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Brugel the Edler painting in blood
Jenny Wimbishi > While I have had the opportunity to be intimate with dolphins (of both genders) the cold water was a pretty harsh turn off... so I can't say I've been there. *LOL* And they've also got some downright nasty transgenics.
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