sophisticatedlimabean > i need podding outside the station please
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
Ethan Hunt > and i need a blowjob but ya don't hear me whining about it:)
Haric > A Caldari and an Amarr are sitting at a table in a pub when a young boy walks past outside. "Wouldn't you love to screw him?" Asks the Amarr. "Out of what?" Asks the Caldari.
iNfeck7ed > You cannot leave VFK-IV yet because of instability in the space-time continuum. Please try again in a moment.
iNfeck7ed > what the hell does this mean?
Issachiar > You're so gay a black hole has formed
iNfeck7ed > what the hell does this mean?
Issachiar > You're so gay a black hole has formed
Solstice Project > so where's that dick.
Verb Object > right above deez nuts
Verb Object > right above deez nuts
Alvatore DiMarco > I wonder what the thorax will turn into post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
Jeinvay Kunsu > a slightly less lumpy dildo
Korg Leaf > When a 6km/s phallic object hits you
Korg Leaf > you know about it
Alvatore DiMarco > The Atron looks pretty amazing post-redesign.
Jeinvay Kunsu > meh, wouldnt be the first time someones shoved something up my ass at lightspeed
Korg Leaf > Thanks
Alvatore DiMarco > Not sure if I should ask.
Korg Leaf > you just made me spray whiskey out my nose
Korg Leaf > brb hospital
Dieu LeVeut > Isn't that what backsides are for?
Alvatore DiMarco > ...
Alvatore DiMarco > Oh god, that's got to hurt.
Korg Leaf > Yes
Korg Leaf > it hurt a lot
Korg Leaf > But im being calm and colleted
Korg Leaf > (Im really headbutting the wall and running around screaming) but my point stands
EVE System > Channel changed to Rens Local Channel
Hulkmaster ProductionAlt > and in addition, tried to get other BoB members onto CCP's staff
Hulkmaster ProductionAlt > CCP may be able to censor the forums, but they can't censor local~!
Hulkmaster ProductionAlt > That clicking noise you heard was dozens of BoB alts in local petitioning me :shh:
Illystin De'Vir > or everyone turning to a different channel?
EVE System > Channel changed to Abudban Local Channel
Hulkmaster ProductionAlt > and in addition, tried to get other BoB members onto CCP's staff
Hulkmaster ProductionAlt > CCP may be able to censor the forums, but they can't censor local~!
Hulkmaster ProductionAlt > That clicking noise you heard was dozens of BoB alts in local petitioning me :shh:
Illystin De'Vir > or everyone turning to a different channel?
EVE System > Channel changed to Abudban Local Channel
Aquillar > I appear to have misplaced my cloaking device
KANNIK > was it turned on when you put it down AQ ? lol
Aquillar > lol kannik go away
KANNIK > was it turned on when you put it down AQ ? lol
Aquillar > lol kannik go away
Lucy Oreless > sometimes i get a bit dsiturbed myself... to easy to fake being a woman..
<%t20> well, i think you should always ransom someone when you pop his ship
<%t20> but that's just me trying to make a living
<GeromeDoutrande> you could try escrow scams
<%t20> i have dignity
<%t20> but that's just me trying to make a living
<GeromeDoutrande> you could try escrow scams
<%t20> i have dignity
Tantius Achasse > oh noes
Tantius Achasse > I lost a ship in a videogame
Tantius Achasse > I SO MAD grrrr
Tantius Achasse > how am I going to live with myself knowing I lost a ship made of 1's and 0's
ZenGen > in your case it were only 0's m8
Tantius Achasse > I lost a ship in a videogame
Tantius Achasse > I SO MAD grrrr
Tantius Achasse > how am I going to live with myself knowing I lost a ship made of 1's and 0's
ZenGen > in your case it were only 0's m8