Sakura Nihil > My Ackbar sense is tingling.
Kesper North > We're not reprocessing titans. One, they cannot dock. Two, that's retarded.
Balor Haliquin > i need an assfrig so bad its funny
Anirul Corinno > ....
Balor Haliquin > you heard it here first
Anirul Corinno > Night you wanna take that one? it's right over the plate
NGTM1R > There's a reason I don't say it that way... :P
Anirul Corinno > ....
Balor Haliquin > you heard it here first
Anirul Corinno > Night you wanna take that one? it's right over the plate
NGTM1R > There's a reason I don't say it that way... :P
Cathandra > <url=showinfo:13267//645963103>Janitor</url>
Cathandra > lol
Darius Gladius > Why does the picture not include a broom?
Cathandra > Good question
Sanctus Gabriel > its because his hands are on the MK4 stealth-floorpolisher
Darius Gladius > ROFL
Sanctus Gabriel > even janitors want nice toys
Cathandra > His hands are on his hips =/
Cathandra > He uses his hips to polish the floor?
Sanctus Gabriel > it brings a whole new meaning to grinding for isk huh?
Cathandra > LMFAO!!
Cathandra > Zomg you made the server shutodwn :/
Sanctus Gabriel > my jokes do that =/
Cathandra > lol
Darius Gladius > Why does the picture not include a broom?
Cathandra > Good question
Sanctus Gabriel > its because his hands are on the MK4 stealth-floorpolisher
Darius Gladius > ROFL
Sanctus Gabriel > even janitors want nice toys
Cathandra > His hands are on his hips =/
Cathandra > He uses his hips to polish the floor?
Sanctus Gabriel > it brings a whole new meaning to grinding for isk huh?
Cathandra > LMFAO!!
Cathandra > Zomg you made the server shutodwn :/
Sanctus Gabriel > my jokes do that =/
Yimmoto > I once saw the Easter Bunny on grid @ 1.65 AU
Yimmoto > /emote ate mushrooms that night tho
Yimmoto > /emote ate mushrooms that night tho
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Nicoma > So my C drive is full, and im like WTF. So im lookin around and my fraps floder is like a billion gigs, im like WTF. Apperently F9 turns on fraps and i had 43 hours of me salvaging on video
Slindavance > exciting video eh?
Slindavance > exciting video eh?
Filarion > call it "my mother"
Filarion > then the scout will say "my mother is on scan"
Filarion > then the scout will say "my mother is on scan"
Lilgator > dad look at corp
Verwoester > i am not your father
Verwoester > stop calling me that
Verwoester > i am not your father
Verwoester > stop calling me that
<Oveur> We're going to have to play with it quite a lot, and we need lots of feedback
<Oveur> Ok, that sounded so much better in my head
<TomB> yes
* Oveur goes to play with himself
<Hammerhead> TOO MUCH INFO!
<Oveur> Ok, that sounded so much better in my head
<TomB> yes
* Oveur goes to play with himself
<Hammerhead> TOO MUCH INFO!