Jinkei > Shit, I spilled the coke
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Yakumo Chidori > aaaaaaagh save the keyboard! the keyboard!!!! mouses and keybords first! leave the sinking ship!
Jinkei > was just the desk luckily, but once spilled coke is a horrible substance... if not properly cleaned, everything will be sticky for ages
Jinkei > (not the drug btw :)
Yakumo Chidori > yeah, the drug you can snort out of the cracks in the keyboard, the drink is a b*tch to get rid off
Verone > man, if i had tits
Verone > i'd never leave the house
Verone > ever
Verone > i'd never leave the house
Verone > ever
Par'Gellen > yeah the faction ships on the market now is pure wintaters
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Par'Nabuk > wots taters?
* Par'Gellen smacks his alt!
Rukhov Chmee > Wow.
Rukhov Chmee > I love when people are such losers that they speak to themselves on both their own alts.
Par'Gellen > glad I could amuse you with my fail :D
Par'Gellen > it's why i exist
Rukhov Chmee > You exist to fail.. Guess god has given up
Par'Gellen > how do they know YOU aren't one of my alts?
Rukhov Chmee > Because I am in a different corp, and my name is made of win.
Gretchen Ross > your name is misspelled
Rukhov Chmee > Really now, Gretchen?
Rukhov Chmee > What do you think the correct spelling is?
Gretchen Ross > cock sucker
Faustus Kraemer > EVE hates me tonight. And I love it still. I'm a WHORE *sobs*
Jimbo Stellar > they should do something to rails to make them more... well useful for anything
Theo Samaritan > like i said tachs are a special case
Theo Samaritan > all the other beams, long range missiles, and long range projectiles dont have the dps either
Theo Samaritan > not without some bonuses, anyway
Extinctio Sanctitas > they really should do something about hybrids, they're pretty terrible
Theo Samaritan > mhm
Theo Samaritan > gallente on paper are good ships
Theo Samaritan > but there is no reason to fight at ultra-short range anymore
Jimbo Stellar > blasters can be okay
Theo Samaritan > no they cant thats the thing
Theo Samaritan > all the other racial low-range weapons out-range the blasters
Theo Samaritan > Fighting against a Gallente blaster ship, currently, can be demonstrated by holding a midget at arms length while he swings his arms trying to hit you.
Theo Samaritan > like i said tachs are a special case
Theo Samaritan > all the other beams, long range missiles, and long range projectiles dont have the dps either
Theo Samaritan > not without some bonuses, anyway
Extinctio Sanctitas > they really should do something about hybrids, they're pretty terrible
Theo Samaritan > mhm
Theo Samaritan > gallente on paper are good ships
Theo Samaritan > but there is no reason to fight at ultra-short range anymore
Jimbo Stellar > blasters can be okay
Theo Samaritan > no they cant thats the thing
Theo Samaritan > all the other racial low-range weapons out-range the blasters
Theo Samaritan > Fighting against a Gallente blaster ship, currently, can be demonstrated by holding a midget at arms length while he swings his arms trying to hit you.
High Sierra > anyway, for those of you who have seen the film Hitch. remember the scene where will smith is trying to teach the white guy how to dance?
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
High Sierra > and the white guy thinks he can dance already?
High Sierra > that was me. last night.
Jim Linger > rofl
High Sierra > and I was like 'oh yeah work it baby'
High Sierra > and this girl was like 'oh good fucking god no!'
Feline Ferocity > thats not just one girl, its all of them :s
High Sierra > AND I FOLLOWED HER ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR
Feline Ferocity > pft stalker
High Sierra > and do you know the worst bit?
Feline Ferocity > Derek stepped in
High Sierra > I THOUGHT I WAS IMPRESSING HER!
High Sierra > DAMN YOU BEER!
out hot drop bait : > did i forget to shower or something these guys fly away from me as fast as they can
Triple Entendre > Ladies.
Zacharias Toralen > And Gentlemen
evilstickylollypop Baboli > boys
Triple Entendre > Are you a priest?
Zacharias Toralen > are you a cop?
Triple Entendre > Are you open to bribing cops?
Zacharias Toralen > Are you open to being a corrupt cop?
Triple Entendre > If I get to accept bribes? Fuck yeah.
Zacharias Toralen > Awesome. I'll leave the payment at the dead-drop. 20 waffles, as discussed.
Triple Entendre > Good man. I'll leave the goods at the secondary drop as discussed. Three sheep, two bottles of Kraken and a feather duster. I'm not judgemental.
Zacharias Toralen > And Gentlemen
evilstickylollypop Baboli > boys
Triple Entendre > Are you a priest?
Zacharias Toralen > are you a cop?
Triple Entendre > Are you open to bribing cops?
Zacharias Toralen > Are you open to being a corrupt cop?
Triple Entendre > If I get to accept bribes? Fuck yeah.
Zacharias Toralen > Awesome. I'll leave the payment at the dead-drop. 20 waffles, as discussed.
Triple Entendre > Good man. I'll leave the goods at the secondary drop as discussed. Three sheep, two bottles of Kraken and a feather duster. I'm not judgemental.
Firespirit > i ran Rogue slave traders last weekend for the first time in weeks... i forgot about the super duper BS that spawns later and had just warped in with my destroyer to loot the mission
Firespirit >.....i didn't know a coercer could scream like a girl
Firespirit >.....i didn't know a coercer could scream like a girl
<Equliz3r> i think i threw up... but i dont know where :s