Destroying Angel > nothing to see here kids.. just a herpes flare up
dssouleater > u can get a cream for that
Destroying Angel > I had some, but it tastes just like snowdrift paste.. goes awesome on crispy creme donuts
dssouleater > u can get a cream for that
Destroying Angel > I had some, but it tastes just like snowdrift paste.. goes awesome on crispy creme donuts
ZAKARIUS > all out of vaseline im afraid
Amlea Maliki > ive got 2 tubs ^_^
Amlea Maliki > not that i use it for that :P
ZAKARIUS > yeah yeah
ZAKARIUS > i bet u love it up the jita
Amlea Maliki > ive got 2 tubs ^_^
Amlea Maliki > not that i use it for that :P
ZAKARIUS > yeah yeah
ZAKARIUS > i bet u love it up the jita
<Imin> So im looking at somones code...late at night...
<Imin> And im laughin SOOO hard cause this code doesnt make any sense..
<Imin> It's like this guy was drunk off his ass or something while writing it...
<Imin> So i get down to the bottom...and i realized something...
<Marty> ? what ?
<Imin> The code...
<Imin> Was mine... :(
<Marty> LOL -OWNED-
<Imin> And im laughin SOOO hard cause this code doesnt make any sense..
<Imin> It's like this guy was drunk off his ass or something while writing it...
<Imin> So i get down to the bottom...and i realized something...
<Marty> ? what ?
<Imin> The code...
<Imin> Was mine... :(
<Marty> LOL -OWNED-
Samuel Drake > 01:46:52 Combat Angel Light Missile Battery strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 0.0 damage.
Samuel Drake > I'M SCARED!!!
HavvieG > 0-o
HavvieG > Hax.
Jaak ONeill > nice resists
Samuel Drake > that's the weird thing... i didn't have my hardeners on
Jaak ONeill > lol
HavvieG > Viva, viaaaagra!
Samuel Drake > I'M SCARED!!!
HavvieG > 0-o
HavvieG > Hax.
Jaak ONeill > nice resists
Samuel Drake > that's the weird thing... i didn't have my hardeners on
Jaak ONeill > lol
HavvieG > Viva, viaaaagra!
Ilfar > Oops, wrong button
Macgun90 > ok your cruisin through lowsex in your T1 cruiser and hit a camp, do you A: scream like a girl and beg for you life or B: fight with honor and go down in a blaze of glory?
Ilfar > I'm sorry, I don't understand the question...
Minarqh > C: Pat myself on the back for fitting a large buffer and stabs and cruise on through.
Ilfar > The number of times I've left Finanar can be counted on one hand, and that's the hand of a very inept butcher...
Macgun90 > thats cheating Min :(
Minarqh > :P
Minarqh > Probably fight with honor. Though I don't often go through lowsex except in a fleet.
Minarqh > The one time I did get hit with a camp I had stabs and a big enough buffer.
Macgun90 > battle buddies give the reds someone else to shoot right? :D
Ilfar > I thought that's what alts are for
Macgun90 > or that
Minarqh > Time to be drunk. BRB
Minarqh > For example, I don't go to lowsec while intoxicated. Which is a significant percentage of my playing time.
Minarqh > OK, I said that last like 10 minutes ago. I give you gold and nothing? Really?
Macgun90 > lol
Macgun90 > to busy drinking my beer
Macgun90 > /emote shares
Macgun90 > want some? :D
Minarqh > NO thanks. I"ve got scotch. Cheers!
Macgun90 > what brand?
Minarqh > Uhh, bottom shelt, plastic bottle, 13 dollars for what looks like half a gallon. Umm. Bob's smooth scotch whiskey or some shit.
Macgun90 > ah, ever hear of one called King Robert?
Minarqh > Is it in a plastic bottle?
Macgun90 > glass
Minarqh > Nope.
Macgun90 > reason i ask is cause i work in a warehouse full of beer, wines and liquors all day
Macgun90 > i fill orders for the stores
Ilfar > How are you still standing?
Macgun90 > ok your cruisin through lowsex in your T1 cruiser and hit a camp, do you A: scream like a girl and beg for you life or B: fight with honor and go down in a blaze of glory?
Ilfar > I'm sorry, I don't understand the question...
Minarqh > C: Pat myself on the back for fitting a large buffer and stabs and cruise on through.
Ilfar > The number of times I've left Finanar can be counted on one hand, and that's the hand of a very inept butcher...
Macgun90 > thats cheating Min :(
Minarqh > :P
Minarqh > Probably fight with honor. Though I don't often go through lowsex except in a fleet.
Minarqh > The one time I did get hit with a camp I had stabs and a big enough buffer.
Macgun90 > battle buddies give the reds someone else to shoot right? :D
Ilfar > I thought that's what alts are for
Macgun90 > or that
Minarqh > Time to be drunk. BRB
Minarqh > For example, I don't go to lowsec while intoxicated. Which is a significant percentage of my playing time.
Minarqh > OK, I said that last like 10 minutes ago. I give you gold and nothing? Really?
Macgun90 > lol
Macgun90 > to busy drinking my beer
Macgun90 > /emote shares
Macgun90 > want some? :D
Minarqh > NO thanks. I"ve got scotch. Cheers!
Macgun90 > what brand?
Minarqh > Uhh, bottom shelt, plastic bottle, 13 dollars for what looks like half a gallon. Umm. Bob's smooth scotch whiskey or some shit.
Macgun90 > ah, ever hear of one called King Robert?
Minarqh > Is it in a plastic bottle?
Macgun90 > glass
Minarqh > Nope.
Macgun90 > reason i ask is cause i work in a warehouse full of beer, wines and liquors all day
Macgun90 > i fill orders for the stores
Ilfar > How are you still standing?
provider12 > holy fucking hell
12 harvister drones JACK POT
Wonko > inloot?
Wonko > or on market?
provider12 > in assets
12 harvister drones JACK POT
Wonko > inloot?
Wonko > or on market?
provider12 > in assets
Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Help Channel:
ScottMiles555 > why is there a man at my window!!!!!!
ISD Naqam > Scott: I think thats a better question to ask the police, not eve
ScottMiles555 > why is there a man at my window!!!!!!
ISD Naqam > Scott: I think thats a better question to ask the police, not eve
Noidzz > anny one wanna rat >
Xanath Fireheart > nah, not hungry at the mo
Xanath Fireheart > do they come on their own sticks or do we have to provide those?
Limpporpoise > rat-on-a-stick :)
Xanath Fireheart > deep fried... mmmm
Xanath Fireheart > nah, not hungry at the mo
Xanath Fireheart > do they come on their own sticks or do we have to provide those?
Limpporpoise > rat-on-a-stick :)
Xanath Fireheart > deep fried... mmmm
Kronic Offender > According to CCP math, spawns are set up like this: Spawn Time = random number X the number of revolutions of a gerbil wheel driven by a crazed gerbil on steroids and coffee / number of people attempting to log on during downtime