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MrShooter > anyone in caldari space want a logistics cruiser for a mission?
Naughtious > NO ....
Naughtious > I thought MRS Ooter was a woman
Naughtious > Hooter*<br>
Naughtious > isn't that american for bewbs ?
Jeinvay Kunsu > hooters,funbags,jugglers
Mishallia Venari > norks
MrShooter > I really should have put a space in there
Naughtious > norks ... ?
Mishallia Venari > norks
Mishallia Venari > bewbs
Naughtious > jubblies ..
Faayrgrim Grothar > boobs
Faayrgrim Grothar > ...
Jeinvay Kunsu > inflatables
Mishallia Venari > oomlaaters
Naughtious > love muffins
Fille Balle > oh for gods sake. now look what you've done
Mishallia Venari > dirty pillows
MrShooter > WHAT HAVE I DONE
Mishallia Venari > CHEBS!
Naughtious > softy jigglers
Jeinvay Kunsu > honkies
Naughtious > lol
Mishallia Venari > shirt potatos
Fille Balle > love rolls. chest buns
Faayrgrim Grothar > melons
Naughtious > fun bags
Mishallia Venari > Chesticles

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Chrysalis Kashaar > my psu died
Chrysalis Kashaar > it exploderated
Chrysalis Kashaar > sort of
Cadela Fria > doh!
Chrysalis Kashaar > so I had to get a new, glowy blue one <3
Chrysalis Kashaar > got two blue cathode lights too
Cadela Fria > Mine is glowy blue too ^_^
Destr0math > mine TOO!!
Chrysalis Kashaar > so now it glows glows glows glows!
Cadela Fria > 500 W
Destr0math > 550W!!!
Destr0math > yeah!!!
Chrysalis Kashaar > 500W
Destr0math > my epeen is bigger b/c i have more watts!!
Chrysalis Kashaar > should suffice for 5 hard disks
Destr0math > i have enough PG for t2 CPU!!

#5890 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Nieve Dellamorte > WTB: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > WTS: Naked pics of Bea Arthur
Nieve Dellamorte > Starbucks: escrow plz
Law Zix > WTK > Bea Arthur
Starbucks Partner > omg ew ew ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > ew
Starbucks Partner > i looked her up

#9883 + ( 26 ) -inappropriate?

Sadaqat > the hulk is actually pretty cool looking for a mining barge >_>
Angeline Samael > oh for sure, before trinity though, it was horrible
Sadaqat > verily
Sadaqat > everything was horrible before trinity
Sadaqat > I'm just waiting for CCP to update the minmatar ships to trinity as well
Sadaqat > I mean, what the hell man?
Angeline Samael > hahaha
Angeline Samael > i dont understand what's taking so long...
Angeline Samael > damn near two years now?
Sadaqat > seriously.

#6540 + ( 17 ) -inappropriate?

vahu shamy > 2 kos poped me in ceptors 5 mins ago
vahu shamy > pa
Orm Tosteson > poped? they elected you head of the Vatican?

#3389 + ( 14 ) -inappropriate?

Promon Delnai > when you hit 5.0 you dont even have to shoot the rats
Promon Delnai > you warp to the belt and they explode, giving you isk

#6044 + ( 36 ) -inappropriate?

Darius Blade > you do know there's a game attached to this chat window, right?

#11715 + ( 19 ) -inappropriate?

Dismas Ofstedal > Who is the stupidest player in EVE? Send me 20K ISK with your vote in the Reason field and you could win the pot. You may vote for yourself. Enter often and good luck.

#13306 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Zbug Fliblins > fun fact : "to tank hull" in french sounds exactly the same as "je t'encule" (i fuck you)

#11903 + ( 13 ) -inappropriate?

PrismX [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as Suspense
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Batolemaeus> man, that suspense sure didn't last long
PrismX [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as Suspense
Suspense murders Batolemaeus
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Malarthi> So... The suspense was killing him?
<+Batolemaeus> great, you explained the joke
<+Batolemaeus> hope you're proud
<@PrismX> oh.. now I get it

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