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anister > LMAO
anister > i just locked this guy coming out of teh station
anister > "unlock me fool or else"
anister > "or else what?"
anister > 2005.01.28 21:58:54 notify Joker 69: You have foolishly engaged in criminal activity within sight of sentry guns and must suffer the consequences.
anister > pop
Taerlon Caddarn > HAHAHA
meppa > lol
anister > inertia stabs are pretty cool now, but for one thing
anister > you see that blob on the map in curse?
anister > thats my sig radius
<Ulviirala> and they wrote CEO wrong
<Ulviirala> chef executing officer, I mean, what does he do? commandeering the kitchen personell?
Talking about Pimp my Ride:

Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
Chronos VIII > thats kinda cute, 14 guys tryin to kill me :p
Chronos VIII > keep the gates covered guys, i see a way out :)
Chronos VIII > nobody wants to talk to me :/
Gungankllr > a/s/l?
Dyntheos > COMRADES
Dyntheos > IT MAY SEEM THAT ALL IS LOST
Dyntheos > AND THAT WERE P. BAD AT PVP
Dyntheos > THAT IS TRUE
Dyntheos > BUT AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE OUR HONORE
Dyntheos > AND CHICKEN
Nadira Amiria > Also, blame the cat.
Graelyn > /emote targets Amira's cat
Nadira Amiria > /emote swats Grae. Yes, cats love chasing lasers, but not untill you turn the power *way* down on that thing.
Graelyn > It takes a long time for an apoc to lock something the size of a cat, it turns out. :
Futher Bezluden > 3652m/s in my stiletto
Bjorn Stahle > Pretty good speed in heels, how fast is your ship?
<gods> we are building a raquel couse we cant get all the ore out
<DJ_Sam> a raquel?
<DJ_Sam> does she have boobs?
<DJ_Sam> and realistic hair?
<Draelen> I don't like the sound of a raquel compressing my assets
<DJ_Sam> some guys like that...
Daniel Jackson > we dident worry about spellignto much in highschiik
Daniel Jackson > they kinda just let it slide
Daniel Jackson > as long as teacher can understand it thell pass u
Lucian Alucard > and people wonder why the rest of the world thinks the majority of us are mildly retarded
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