Tim Brewer > mega is sexy but the abaddon is a prick house
Onyxalia La'fiette > prick house?
Tim Brewer > brick lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > lmfao XD
Tim Brewer > not prick
Onyxalia La'fiette > prick house?
Tim Brewer > brick lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > lmfao XD
Tim Brewer > not prick
Evat > i might beable to ram a titan into there
notso perfect > avatar? :)
Wraith101 > which end first??
notso perfect > avatar? :)
Wraith101 > which end first??
Aiyeeta Beaver > ...my drones weren't this retarded 2 hours ago...
Aiyeeta Beaver > I think I just caught my combat drones mining veldspar...
Aiyeeta Beaver > I think I just caught my combat drones mining veldspar...
mundungus > well its happening a lot more now
mundungus > and has nearly gotten me killed a few times
mundungus > if i'm not in sucking range it hurts
Luxe Ecru > now that sentence by itself could get you in trouble
mundungus > and has nearly gotten me killed a few times
mundungus > if i'm not in sucking range it hurts
Luxe Ecru > now that sentence by itself could get you in trouble
<Trinexx> I've been wondering why my toilet was spitting out lettuce all damn night
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
<Gurubear> Because it is actually your fridge?
<Huck> Oh dear.
<beastenator> Lol
<Trinexx> one of my asshole friends thought it would be amusing to put a hamburger in my toilet's tank
<Prophecy> anyone wanna mail me an eve installation dvd?
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
<PepsiTab> Sure.
<xRazoRx> dvd?
<PepsiTab> What's your name and address?
<PepsiTab> I'll also need your telephone number for confirmation.
<PepsiTab> As well as your credit card number.
<xiaodown_> also, pictures of your sister
<PepsiTab> But only for verification purposes.
<PepsiTab> No amount will be charged to your card.
<xRazoRx> and the exact coordinates to launch the rockets
<xiaodown_> plus, we'll need a signed suicide note.
<xiaodown_> something about you being a patriot will do nicely.
<posix4e> ooh good one
<Static> If I ever want to commit suicide, I'd make a parrot learn my last words and have it squawk at my family
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK I WISH I WAS A WOMAN SQUAWK
<FireFox> lol
<andr00> hahaha
<xiaodown_> SQUAWK BLAM SQUAWK
Dark Klotz > blah all i got is a recon launcher
Kesper North > well i'm bringing my sisters launcher over there, calm yourself
Dark Klotz > is your sister hot?
Kesper North > i haven't got a sister, i can launch yours if you want though
Dark Klotz > i dont have one either
Kesper North > well shit
Kesper North > i guess i'll just have to launch this probe then instead
Dark Klotz > heh launch your probe into wayness
Kesper North > i'd rather probe bree, she looks pretty probable
Dark Klotz > hey, thats my probe hole
Kesper North > well i'm bringing my sisters launcher over there, calm yourself
Dark Klotz > is your sister hot?
Kesper North > i haven't got a sister, i can launch yours if you want though
Dark Klotz > i dont have one either
Kesper North > well shit
Kesper North > i guess i'll just have to launch this probe then instead
Dark Klotz > heh launch your probe into wayness
Kesper North > i'd rather probe bree, she looks pretty probable
Dark Klotz > hey, thats my probe hole
Theo Samaritan > They will dig Jackson up in a couple thousand years and he wouldn't have decomposed at all
ATTAKfury > micheal jackson was a robot built in the 80's
Turbo Denton > MJ's going to be melted down and made into mj action figures so kids can play with him for a change
ATTAKfury > micheal jackson was a robot built in the 80's
Turbo Denton > MJ's going to be melted down and made into mj action figures so kids can play with him for a change
Space Scooterman > your typhoon looks like tampon
Vanyok > :*(
Space Scooterman > I would cry too
Vanyok > :*(
Space Scooterman > I would cry too
<~Stavros> dammit
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?
<~Stavros> gf is coming round in like
<~Stavros> 30 minutes
<~Stavros> i have no pants on
<~Stavros> and i need a shave
<~Stavros> DAMMIT
<~Stavros> ;
<&Rhaegar> half an hour to shave your face and put on pants.
<&Rhaegar> life is so hard huh?