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Khellias > /emote looks mildly annoyed.
Fatwatai > ?
Khellias > They're going to be wanting me to work on the winter solstice. Bah!
Fatwatai > Tell them that you have to take the day of for religious puposes. Mention sacrificing children.
Khellias > I think my coworkers would have little trouble believing that of me.
* +ToxicFire sits ulviirala down at pc with a copy of wow and sits back to see what happens
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
Rooker > omg that is fucking awesome
Rooker > I opened fire on a covetor
Rooker > and the computer chose that exact instant to crash
Rooker > I log on and we're both of us sitting in the belt in pods
Rooker > i killed him and i wasn't even there LOL
doom5673 > i had some eggs this morning
doom5673 > <i>warp scrambled eggs</i>
Maliano > those ccp bastards didnt give me any unallocated skills!!! ;)
jih chop > for what?
jih chop > being pretty?
jih chop > they don't give points for that
jih chop > and you don't qualify anyway
Aran Makor > i feel asleep drunk in an l4 sansha blockade
Aran Makor > woke up to all the spawns
Aran Makor > and 100% shields
Aran Makor > at that point, I knew i had won EVE
DeathBySight > par, can i store some stuffs in your hanger?
Par'Gellen > why would you want to?
DeathBySight > it wont let me put away my ship :(
Par'Gellen > just grab an empty tab and stick a bm in it labled Death's Stuff
Par'Gellen > if you mix it in my pile I can promise you it will get refined
DeathBySight > lol even if its t2 :P
Par'Gellen > yep
DeathBySight > heh
Captain Krak > u must remanmber, par is a miner
DeathBySight > still he would get more isk if he sold the t2 gyro than refined it :P
Captain Krak > par goes for the minerals
DeathBySight > wtf
Captain Krak > aah, can u smell what the par is refining?
Par'Gellen > I'd be like "Where the hell did this morphite come from?"
Kyran D'Aedon > wtf
Kyran D'Aedon > like actual lady tits. natural. massive. bouncing etc.
BeanBagKing > like that sideboob?
Kyran D'Aedon > NO
BeanBagKing > because that my sideboob :)
Kyran D'Aedon > NOR DID I LIKE THE LESBO FOXES OR THE FUCKING HENTAI COW
Kyran D'Aedon > god
Koro Sarum > animal tits are better
Kyran D'Aedon > k ima pretend you didnt write that
Libeon's Bio > If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr - If you cannot find Caldari, Pod Amarr - If the Minnie are too frisky - Gallentes are looking shifty - Jovians are too risky, - Pod Amarr.
Par'Gellen > stupid storm
Par'Gellen > I'm watching the "Satellite signal has been lost..." show
Par'Gellen > it lacks a plot
Par'Gellen > I have a friend at work that always says "It needs to rain. It needs to rain..." I hope he's swimming to his damn car right now!
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