Gilamonster > if you are noob how you get 200m to start with
HarshDruid > :)
Benglada > Honestly.
Benglada > I assumed you bought it
Nikolus Wrighte > a friend left eve
Nikolus Wrighte > AND DOTN U DEART TRY TO GET ME BAND
HarshDruid > :)
Benglada > Honestly.
Benglada > I assumed you bought it
Nikolus Wrighte > a friend left eve
Nikolus Wrighte > AND DOTN U DEART TRY TO GET ME BAND
* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Umrtvovacz > What is always usefull to fit in small slot, please?
Gwen Tessier > a small apendage?
Gwen Tessier > a small apendage?
Boma Airaken > you definetly do need to be an asshole sometimes ;)
Boma Airaken > just make sure its never misdirected
Boma Airaken > i lost a couple of good people that way
Talaris EveningStar screams at Boma and shakes a fist
Boma Airaken > /emote throws a chair at talaris
Talaris EveningStar dodges and avoids all damage with the Improved Evasion feat.
Talaris EveningStar > Now... Your probably thinking..
Boma Airaken > i was thinking AR-15
Talaris EveningStar > "How can he use a reflex save vs a ranged attack?"
Boma Airaken > but im not that much of an asshole ;)
Talaris EveningStar > Well you see...
Talaris EveningStar > Boma is an Asshole Dragon
Dangermouse DM > I wasn't thinking that because i'm not a nerd (and too old for 3rd edition)
Talaris EveningStar > And Throwing Chairs is his breathweapon
Boma Airaken > ROFL
Vendrin > Vendrin saves!
Vendrin > Everyone else takes half damage
Boma Airaken > just make sure its never misdirected
Boma Airaken > i lost a couple of good people that way
Talaris EveningStar screams at Boma and shakes a fist
Boma Airaken > /emote throws a chair at talaris
Talaris EveningStar dodges and avoids all damage with the Improved Evasion feat.
Talaris EveningStar > Now... Your probably thinking..
Boma Airaken > i was thinking AR-15
Talaris EveningStar > "How can he use a reflex save vs a ranged attack?"
Boma Airaken > but im not that much of an asshole ;)
Talaris EveningStar > Well you see...
Talaris EveningStar > Boma is an Asshole Dragon
Dangermouse DM > I wasn't thinking that because i'm not a nerd (and too old for 3rd edition)
Talaris EveningStar > And Throwing Chairs is his breathweapon
Boma Airaken > ROFL
Vendrin > Vendrin saves!
Vendrin > Everyone else takes half damage
LustBunny > Huh... GM's name is 'Horse'... I wonder if that's how he's hung or what he likes to perform sexual acts with...
Augin Soric > damn dude its raining really hard
Augin Soric > like beyond cats and dogs
Augin Soric > its onto the horses and cows stage atm
Augin Soric > like beyond cats and dogs
Augin Soric > its onto the horses and cows stage atm
<enn> well, that would be strange
<enn> talking about blasters instead of jew/black/[insertethnicgroup]/genocide/hitler/conspiracies
<enn> talking about blasters instead of jew/black/[insertethnicgroup]/genocide/hitler/conspiracies
2ndAdam > :D leo, whenever you start that I get a massive hard on.
Leonard Achana > ...whoa
2ndAdam > NO
2ndAdam > KEEP GOING
Leonard Achana > ...whoa
2ndAdam > NO
2ndAdam > KEEP GOING
Elo Knight > I hope you die, i might just let you die, but i probably won't because i'm kind hearted
Theo Samaritan > I love playing along with trolls
Theo Samaritan > It's like playing chess against a slug with downs syndrome
Theo Samaritan > It's like playing chess against a slug with downs syndrome