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Svett > this rape train haveth emergency brakes
Mazer Kt'luthid > someone i haven't talked to in months randomly said "hi" to me
Mazer Kt'luthid > he asked me how i was, i asked him if he does this every few months on a schedule, or if he just throws darts at a calendar and sees which days to be randomly nice
Frege Alliance chat

Bob Niac > so wrong .. and yet so right ... http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/wow-machinimists-get-kinky-327763.php
Obsidian Hawk > /emote downloads the trinity trailor
Obsidian Hawk > bloody hell whats with this 15 kb's
Bob Niac > what site?
Obsidian Hawk > eve-o site
Bob Niac > orly?
Obsidian Hawk > yeah
Obsidian Hawk > 1920X1200
Silthis Marna > obsidian: try https://professional.clownfisters.com/trailer/
Obsidian Hawk > erm..... i dont like the sound of that site
Silthis Marna > it's my site, the domain was an "accident"
Honest Nonlabor > clown fisters?
Honest Nonlabor > clown..................fisters?
Bob Niac > dare i ask?
Honest Nonlabor > as in fisting a clown?
Obsidian Hawk > erm no...... i can wait
Silthis Marna > I was helping one of our network engineers register a personal site with namescout, I noticed in the process that my credit card info was out of date
Obsidian Hawk > its not that i trust you, but i dont trust most of frege links after the 2 girls 1 cup incident
Silthis Marna > I'd typed in clownfisters.com as the domain so I could guide him through, was planning to stop before the final payment
Bob Niac > uhh
Silthis Marna > as it turns out, namescout uses credit card updates as implicit "yes I want to buy this"
Silthis Marna > so I accidentally became the owner of clownfisters.com
Bob Niac > orly? ouchies
Honest Nonlabor > clown......fisters.....
Bob Niac > again .. dare i ask ....
Bob Niac > WHYYY?
Honest Nonlabor > so.......do you? ya know....do you?
Bob Niac > paint your face and uhhh
Silthis Marna > because I had to type in something, and a friend of a friend owns clownfisters.org, which I'd just been told about
Silthis Marna > the meme was stuck in my head, so I went with it
Honest Nonlabor > so....you do huh?
Honest Nonlabor > you really do it?
Silthis Marna > autoerotic positional asphyixiation? sure
Honest Nonlabor > you know....with the clowns......and stuff....
Bob Niac > imma drop this b4 its gets too weird .. for me even
BeddingPlants > im enjoying this convo immensely. pls continue
<wizzard66> oi
<wizzard66> talk to mrs wizz about aiming
<wizzard66> one day she put a sticker of a fly into the toiletbowl
<wizzard66> and indeed it worked, i peed right on the fly
<wizzard66> unluckily, i did it after hitting the ceiling first
<Spoofe> haha xD
<Lazifax> ahahahahha
Arvald >ok the room has stopped spinning so i thing the scotch monster has left me alone
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Barthezz > leave those poor guns and scramblers alone :(
Barthezz > what did those scramblers ever do to you ! :P
Borkil > psst, i think they scrambled em
sugarXsugar > i gotta remember to thank Jacob for the title of "covops fetish boy". it's disturbingly fitting...
Eternacate > damnit, where did the rest of my pyerite go
Serena Hennessy > maybe i drank it along with this delicious alcoholic beverage
Eternacate > maybe
Eternacate > is it more cruncy then usual?
Eternacate > crunchy*
Serena Hennessy > hrm... dunno, havn't chewed, but havn't choked either, so I'm going to go with a negative.
Eternacate > well... pyerite is soft... maybe you just haven't noticed
Serena Hennessy > touche.
Antinea > with Wing Command trained at lvl 1, what can I do?
Bacchanalian > train it to 2?
Garviel Lokken > AHA!!
Garviel Lokken > found 3 rocks
Garviel Lokken > sucess!
Futher Bezluden > great, full cargo hold, empty head
Garviel Lokken > tell that to the monkey and the cowboy
Futher Bezluden > monkey is on the grill, cowboy is marinading
Garviel Lokken > monkey sounds good...
Futher Bezluden > the tail tastes just like rattlesnake
Garviel Lokken > whats rattlesnake taste like?
Pen Khadiji > chicken
Garviel Lokken > why the hell does everyone say that
Sebastian DeBoer > kinda like chicken
Neu Bastian > like everything else o nthe planet
Pen Khadiji > have you had it?
Garviel Lokken > ykno actually i can vouche that fried calimari tastes just like chicken, no joke
Futher Bezluden > rattlesnake and frog legs do taste like chicken
Garviel Lokken > i took a bite n thought it was a chicken strip
Pen Khadiji > they do, it's true
Futher Bezluden > you didn't get real calimari then
Nathan Paige > everything tastes kinda like chicken. thats why i dont know to many people who dislike it :)
Garviel Lokken > then i found some dangly things n said "why does this chicken strip have dangly things?" guy says to me "thats calimari"
Neu Bastian > its white meat, white meat tastes alike
Pen Khadiji > texture
Garviel Lokken > rattlesnake is white meat?
Neu Bastian > I would think so.
Roan Pilgrano > I'm prety sure it is
Pen Khadiji > the other white meat
Garviel Lokken > yeah really pen lol
Futher Bezluden > if it lays eggs, probably tastes like chicken
Neu Bastian > color might change a bit too. duck is darker than chicken
Garviel Lokken > duck is dry
Garviel Lokken > i dont like duck
Neu Bastian > yeah
Neu Bastian > I dont like it much either
Futher Bezluden > platypus however tastes like buffalo
Pen Khadiji > gamey
Neu Bastian > like rabbit tho
Garviel Lokken > you ate platapus!?
arviel Lokken > you sick freak
Pen Khadiji > sheehs
Garviel Lokken > sommin that ooglah doesnt deserve to be on a plate
Auk Monnan > that does seem a bit odd
Pen Khadiji > you make it sound like he screwd it
Futher Bezluden > I was on ecstacy and at the zoo
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