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<LeMonde> Trevedian having troubles getting his mouth around CCK.
Virtuozzo> I just want to customise the alert sounds so I can hear Scotty bitching about how she is not going to hold it much longer :/
Josefius> he
Josefius> lt uhura was female
Virtuozzo> you just found out about that? omfg interweb males :P
Josefius> you said she
Virtuozzo> she = the ship .......
Josefius> unless you were talking about the ship
*Virtuozzo slaps Josefius
Josefius> :(
Virtuozzo> ships are female
Virtuozzo> think about it
Virtuozzo> we get inside ships
Virtuozzo> so, female
FlyingBurrito > what are usually some good things to haul?
Naggeth > Stuff
Larg Kellein > Ass?
Naggeth > Stuffed ass?
Jaxxon Voers > works for me
Jaxxon Voers > eek!
Pegasus TG > see, and they wonder why we don't trust americans
Kyp13 > the furry dude's opinion doesn't count
Pegasus TG > agreed, but this is the winged dude talking
Kyp13 > the furry winged dude then
Azia Burgi > ewok's are like fucking shaft compared to jar jar binks
Kyp13 > oh damn
Pegasus TG > /emote is currenly laughing to hard to comment
Kyp13 > i have to copy calc notes into the new notebook
Kyp13 > in the uk is there a process by which high school students can test to receive college credits?
Pegasus TG > you do realise everytime I see kyp now I'm gonna see jar jar binks
Azia Burgi > rofl
suoidet ahcrin > hehe
Kyp13 > now wait a second
Kyp13 > az, you did not just christen me jar jar
Azia Burgi > kyp13 > mesah gonna go hmm at you
Kyp13 > oh god
Kyp13 > oh god no....
Pegasus TG > rofl
Ishogi > If anyone has time for a silly question, what does one do with a Sansha Electrum Tag ?
Sylla Ravenclaw > i sell them
Vendette Ornay > they are used for agent offers and for the 6th bonus stage of Extravaganza mish i think
Torrus Blatella > I rub them against my nipples and wish for a lepruchaun to bring me gold
Torrus Blatella > or clean my teeth with 'em
Ezekiel Sulastin > ?
Torrus Blatella > but not both at once
Ezekiel Sulastin > scared now
Ishogi > Thanks V ... Torrus, I'm not sure I thank ... but hey
<HellGremlin> Splat
<HellGremlin> I love rally racing
<HellGremlin> The roads crowded with people
<HellGremlin> One wipeout can kill two families
<HellGremlin> You don't get that kind of excitement in Nascar
<HellGremlin> See, if I were in charge of a motorsport
<HellGremlin> I'd make people not only crowd the sides of the road
<HellGremlin> But actually make the road out of people
<HellGremlin> Foreign ones probably
Bacchanalian > you kinda get wrapped up in things when you're allowed to grope at will
Ivan Wise > x up for friday gang!
Christos Hendez > X
Dedushka AU > x
Ivan Wise > Dedushka AU what ship?
Dedushka AU > stop talking to yourself
Ivan Wise > no you stop.
Shadow XII > MInmatar: It's what's for dinner.
Crashddown > minmatar FTW!
Shadow XII > FTW indeed, but that doesnt stop 'em being tasty.
Crashddown > aww too skinny
Crashddown > i would like to eat an amarr
Johor > High cholesteraol
Shadow XII > I would like to eat that Gallente chick in the Gallente pic.
Shadow XII > Mmm-mm.
Johor > alll that blubber
Crashddown > ohh yea!
Shadow XII > CCP's gonna have my ass for THAT comment.
Crashddown > heh
Shadow XII > But seriously - put the Minmatar boobs on the Gallente's face and you have yourself a winner.
de votso > lol
Shadow XII > Yep. CCP gon' have my ass.
Shadow XII > Fine, one more:
Shadow XII > Gallente woman: I'd like to send MY pioneers through HER wormhole.
Shadow XII > Okay, Im done now.
Crashddown > lmfao!
de votso > lol
Korwen Corleone > wha?
Shadow XII > Never you mind, Korwen.
Shadow XII > Teeheehee.
SpoonRECKLESS > Hey pete I heard you ask about me my wife was playing on my alt this week
SpoonRECKLESS > She trying to "like" eve
Jago Kain > getting women to like eve is like getting them to like bum-sex... if they aren't into it, they aren't into it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that
Shalia Ripper > it is best to ease them into EvE. play around on the surface for a while, then dive in.
Jago Kain > i see what you did there :)
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