@ The Fanfest
Player: can we subscribers change into a fit chinese female?
T0rfi: yes... just not ingame.
Player: can we subscribers change into a fit chinese female?
T0rfi: yes... just not ingame.
<Xealot> a corp mate said he would go out mining fuel for our POS the other day, then i watched the killtracker and he had taken out a BS and smartbombed 5 ice miners and taken their loot with an alt
Khellias> And now, the Four Mining Methods of the Empires.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Khellias> GALLENTE: Pack your biggest, baddest weapons and a Miner I. Make sure you know that you're the biggest, baddest, and prettiest around. Warp to a belt, see a rat, and immeadiately surrender.
Khellias> CALDARI: Refuse to buy drones. Instead hire some street urchins for the cost of room and board, strap jetpacks on their cheap, shoddy EVA suits, and hand them pickaxes. Occasionally shoot one to convince the others to work harder.
Khellias> AMARR: Continue the grand tradition of the Holy Empire by burning away the impurities of the roids with your blessed mining lasers. Later blame infidels for the clouds of dust and debris choking the belts.
Khellias> MINMATAR: Strap weapons and a warp drive to the roid. Fly it into Amarr space on a screaming kamikaze mission. Blame the Empire when your ship gets mined out of existence when passing through Caldari space in an attempt to be sneaky.
Eddyys > any one know who the leader of the red alliance is?
Promon Delnai > lenin?
Promon Delnai > lenin?
Deff > pod you?
Ventaly > yes plz
Ventaly > suicide jump ftw
Deff > kk in 10 sec
Deff > 9
Deff > 3
Deff > 1
Aiyeeta Beaver > mmm... delcious corpse
Deff > :)
Ventaly > ty
Deff > bay
Aiyeeta Beaver > /emote sexes up his new Ventaly action figure
Vandrion > keep in mind vent is an alt and his main may take action
Aiyeeta Beaver > oooo!!! there's a set to collect!!!
Ventaly > yes plz
Ventaly > suicide jump ftw
Deff > kk in 10 sec
Deff > 9
Deff > 3
Deff > 1
Aiyeeta Beaver > mmm... delcious corpse
Deff > :)
Ventaly > ty
Deff > bay
Aiyeeta Beaver > /emote sexes up his new Ventaly action figure
Vandrion > keep in mind vent is an alt and his main may take action
Aiyeeta Beaver > oooo!!! there's a set to collect!!!
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
EVE System > Channel changed to Sobaseki Local Channel
Boogereater > Booger's Ore Relocation Service is announcing a new daily contest: the DUMB NAME of the DAY Award...
Boogereater > Today's winner is Mr. Ape who has won 50,000....congratulations Mr. Ape
Small Shadow > LOL
Boogereater > Each Day Booger's Ore Relocation Service will award 50k to the DUMBEST NAME...keep up the good work boys
Mr ApE > huh?
Mr ApE > lol
Boogereater > you got 50,000 check your journal/trasnsaactions
Boogereater > congratulations sir
Mr ApE > yey, I'm rich, lol, thx =)
Handelsmann > Can I have 50k as well plz?
Boogereater > only one winner per day
Filty1 > ur name not stupid enough
Handelsmann > Damn
Filty1 > but my name > all
Mr ApE > damn I feel stupid...
Boogereater > Booger's Ore Relocation Service is announcing a new daily contest: the DUMB NAME of the DAY Award...
Boogereater > Today's winner is Mr. Ape who has won 50,000....congratulations Mr. Ape
Small Shadow > LOL
Boogereater > Each Day Booger's Ore Relocation Service will award 50k to the DUMBEST NAME...keep up the good work boys
Mr ApE > huh?
Mr ApE > lol
Boogereater > you got 50,000 check your journal/trasnsaactions
Boogereater > congratulations sir
Mr ApE > yey, I'm rich, lol, thx =)
Handelsmann > Can I have 50k as well plz?
Boogereater > only one winner per day
Filty1 > ur name not stupid enough
Handelsmann > Damn
Filty1 > but my name > all
Mr ApE > damn I feel stupid...
Serahat > not that i mind but are all minmatar ships as ugly as the rupture? :}
localandbitter > well the secret is
localandbitter > they all combine to form minmatron
localandbitter > so you have to collect all the pieces first before you can see it
localandbitter > yes, the cyclone is the head
localandbitter > well the secret is
localandbitter > they all combine to form minmatron
localandbitter > so you have to collect all the pieces first before you can see it
localandbitter > yes, the cyclone is the head
Dan O'Connor > my kitten just farted, my room is almost out of breathable air
Kayne Darklight > from a kitten?
Dan O'Connor > engage fresh air emergency supplies
Kayne Darklight > what have you been feeding them?
Dan O'Connor > i have heard an adult kitten fart - THAT is even worse
Dan O'Connor > normal kitten food
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > what are they feeding you....?
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat......
Dan O'Connor > it's not your fault
Gavjack Bunk > it's not your fault.
Kayne Darklight > oh hell, they`re doing a duet now
Kayne Darklight > from a kitten?
Dan O'Connor > engage fresh air emergency supplies
Kayne Darklight > what have you been feeding them?
Dan O'Connor > i have heard an adult kitten fart - THAT is even worse
Dan O'Connor > normal kitten food
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > what are they feeding you....?
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat....
Gavjack Bunk > smelly cat......
Dan O'Connor > it's not your fault
Gavjack Bunk > it's not your fault.
Kayne Darklight > oh hell, they`re doing a duet now
hippoking > afk for dinner
hippoking > fucking win
hippoking > dad's having a blood test tomorrow, and cant eat anything
hippoking > so i get to have steak, and dad gets to starve
bumcheekcity > you're evil. seriously evil
bumcheekcity > i'd do just the same though :D
hippoking > back
hippoking > that was some good steak
hippoking > and I intimated this fact to dad
hippoking > except that it sounded more like "mumph mumph ood ake mumph"
hippoking > and he wasn't impressed
hippoking > fucking win
hippoking > dad's having a blood test tomorrow, and cant eat anything
hippoking > so i get to have steak, and dad gets to starve
bumcheekcity > you're evil. seriously evil
bumcheekcity > i'd do just the same though :D
hippoking > back
hippoking > that was some good steak
hippoking > and I intimated this fact to dad
hippoking > except that it sounded more like "mumph mumph ood ake mumph"
hippoking > and he wasn't impressed