Planktal > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
0raven0 > Gate Camp: Think of it like fishing with a machine gun while in a tent full of people that won't shut up on ts
Murphy Black > The tranquillity of space, the sound of mining lasers and a good beer. What a great way to end the day
McBarnacle > I vote for getting laid personally
McBarnacle > I vote for getting laid personally
Komisches > waking up to find you were sleeping in a puddle of your own sweat is bad
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
Teranika Phenyo > i want cold, rainy and dark
Sith Marauder > I can think of worse puddles to wake up in
Teranika Phenyo > snuggling under the blankets
Teranika Phenyo > depends on what the puddle acutally is
Teranika Phenyo > if it's urine, yes that is bad...the other, i can live with it
Komisches > cum puddle = bad; mud puddle = bad; blood puddle = bad
Komisches > piss puddle = sounds funny, probably bad
Sith Marauder > puke is the worst
Sith Marauder > especially when it's not yours
Komisches > aye
Komisches > more so if it's chunky
Teranika Phenyo > cum puddle = not bad, blood puddle = as long as it's not life threatening, not bad; mud, urine and puke puddle = bad
Sith Marauder > ah I've almost died, the amarr navy is killing me
Komisches > cum puddles are bad = cold and slimey
Teranika Phenyo > im a girl and i am fine with them
Komisches > i'm gay, what's your point? I hate lube puddles too
Komisches > why are we having this conversation?
Teranika Phenyo > lol, never had a lube puddle
Teranika Phenyo > dont know, just flowing with it
Sith Marauder > I have a towel on hand, I try not to make a mess
<PingPong> hmm i wonder, COLD TESTICLES like not normal?
<LowScan> ping, get that looked at
<PingPong> LowScan man you are freakin me out Ôo
<Azker> lol
<LowScan> ping...cold testicls are not a good thing
<Mordero> ping at least low didnt offer to look at it for you.
<PingPong> lol true
<PingPong> not good as in cancer or some shit ?
<LowScan> Ping, not good as in WHY ARE YOU CHECKING YOUR BALL TEMPERATURE ON IRC?
<LowScan> ping, get that looked at
<PingPong> LowScan man you are freakin me out Ôo
<Azker> lol
<LowScan> ping...cold testicls are not a good thing
<Mordero> ping at least low didnt offer to look at it for you.
<PingPong> lol true
<PingPong> not good as in cancer or some shit ?
<LowScan> Ping, not good as in WHY ARE YOU CHECKING YOUR BALL TEMPERATURE ON IRC?
<Alter-Ego> !pc faggots
<&Valkyrie> Your search for faggots yielded no result.
<&Valkyrie> Your search for faggots yielded no result.
justanotherpilot > <url=showinfo:241>Infrared S</url> what cani do with this item?
Lab Technician071548 > infrared s is a crystal for a energy weapon which you probably do not use or want to skill up to use.
justanotherpilot > thanx im a noob here have to get used to fly around normaly im killing stuff with sword and magic lol
Merlin83b > I started yesterday, justanotherpilot
justanotherpilot > :-)
justanotherpilot > <br>so ur semi noob lol
Merlin83b > Hehe, guess so - the guys in here were helping me out earlier.
Gryffondahl > i started about 2 hours ago my friend.....flying blind in a lot of open space...this is much different than eq2...lol
Azia Burgi > i started 2 and a half years ago
Azia Burgi > am i a n00b too?
Merlin83b > Probably, Azia ;-)
Coffee Table > lollol yes you move cows :D
Yllse > you bet, azia
Lab Technician071548 > infrared s is a crystal for a energy weapon which you probably do not use or want to skill up to use.
justanotherpilot > thanx im a noob here have to get used to fly around normaly im killing stuff with sword and magic lol
Merlin83b > I started yesterday, justanotherpilot
justanotherpilot > :-)
justanotherpilot > <br>so ur semi noob lol
Merlin83b > Hehe, guess so - the guys in here were helping me out earlier.
Gryffondahl > i started about 2 hours ago my friend.....flying blind in a lot of open space...this is much different than eq2...lol
Azia Burgi > i started 2 and a half years ago
Azia Burgi > am i a n00b too?
Merlin83b > Probably, Azia ;-)
Coffee Table > lollol yes you move cows :D
Yllse > you bet, azia
Par'Gellen > what about a fleet of the chars "My Ship", "Me 1st", "The Hulk", and "The Stargate"
Par'Gellen > could you imagine the confusion in the opposing fleet?
Par'Gellen > FC - "Primary is My Ship! Secondary is The Stargate!"
Par'Gellen > could you imagine the confusion in the opposing fleet?
Par'Gellen > FC - "Primary is My Ship! Secondary is The Stargate!"
Pilk > Amarr: I max out cap skills, because just firing my guns uses up half of my (huge) capacitor.
Minmatar: I max out cap skills, because even though my guns use zero cap, that's still a significant fraction of my capacitor.
Minmatar: I max out cap skills, because even though my guns use zero cap, that's still a significant fraction of my capacitor.
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Alptraum OpferQQ > Ohhh nooos! TBSOJ The black screen of JITA!
Verone > i'm off home, this system is depressingly laggy
Avena > noooeesssssss don't leave meeeeehhhhhh
Fat Dave > lmao
Verone > it's too late for me... save yourself... log off while you can
Verone > l...agg ...ing.... o...ut.... te...ll.... my... chil....dre...n.... i ...lov...e ...the...m....
Alptraum OpferQQ > Ohhh nooos! TBSOJ The black screen of JITA!
Verone > i'm off home, this system is depressingly laggy
Avena > noooeesssssss don't leave meeeeehhhhhh
Fat Dave > lmao
Verone > it's too late for me... save yourself... log off while you can
Verone > l...agg ...ing.... o...ut.... te...ll.... my... chil....dre...n.... i ...lov...e ...the...m....