<Sokhar> I DO
<Sokhar> I DO
<Sokhar> STAVROS
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (Sokhar - DO NOT MENTION THE NAME OF UR GOD (AUTO-KICK))
* Sokhar has joined #eve-online
* Sokhar finger bangs stavros
<Daakkon> haha
<Sokhar> oooooooo
<Sokhar> loop hole
<Daakkon> abuse it by using /me
<Daakkon> :P
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (FUCK OFF)
<Sokhar> I DO
<Sokhar> STAVROS
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (Sokhar - DO NOT MENTION THE NAME OF UR GOD (AUTO-KICK))
* Sokhar has joined #eve-online
* Sokhar finger bangs stavros
<Daakkon> haha
<Sokhar> oooooooo
<Sokhar> loop hole
<Daakkon> abuse it by using /me
<Daakkon> :P
* Sokhar was kicked by Stavros (FUCK OFF)
shirktastic > ok my learning level 4 is stuck at completion immenant, What do I do?
Jonathan > Give a GM a cyber hand job
shirktastic > yea i tried all that, but havent logged out/in yet lol, prolly the first thing i shoulda done
Jonathan > Give a GM a cyber hand job
shirktastic > yea i tried all that, but havent logged out/in yet lol, prolly the first thing i shoulda done
<sutty> wtf is going on massive lag round delve
<sutty> im stuck at a gate
<Dobbs> i think perhaps cyvok is attacking his fleet again
<sutty> im stuck at a gate
<Dobbs> i think perhaps cyvok is attacking his fleet again
LodeArm > me and me legion of shaved greased badger minions MUAHHAA... urrr *cough*
Caryth > /emote steps away from lodearm
RIPZeus > lol
FENGUARD > yea cough could be contagious
LodeArm > its okay its from lose hair, you wouldnt belive how hard it is to shave a badger
RIPZeus > LOL
FENGUARD > rofl
RIPZeus > try a skunk
Caryth > shaving a cat would be the ultimate challenge
RIPZeus > i think shaving an ape would be
RIPZeus > or king kong
RIPZeus > lol
LodeArm > ah no its more fun to put smart tubes on a cats legs and make'em walk like robots
Caryth > /emote steps away from lodearm
RIPZeus > lol
FENGUARD > yea cough could be contagious
LodeArm > its okay its from lose hair, you wouldnt belive how hard it is to shave a badger
RIPZeus > LOL
FENGUARD > rofl
RIPZeus > try a skunk
Caryth > shaving a cat would be the ultimate challenge
RIPZeus > i think shaving an ape would be
RIPZeus > or king kong
RIPZeus > lol
LodeArm > ah no its more fun to put smart tubes on a cats legs and make'em walk like robots
Test Ctrl > they shouldnt be mining
Test Ctrl > whining*
Promon Delnai > and im probably missing a few big ones
Test Ctrl > wtf :
Alekzander > and i just hosed my monitor in snot
Promon Delnai > lol that was an eve slip
Test Ctrl > whining*
Promon Delnai > and im probably missing a few big ones
Test Ctrl > wtf :
Alekzander > and i just hosed my monitor in snot
Promon Delnai > lol that was an eve slip
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
<ifni> http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/nickky/haha.JPG
<ifni> he look
<ifni> SOKHAR HAS NO FRIENDS
<jotham> haha
<jamesw> lol
<Sokhar> i'm too cool to do what others tell me
<jamesw> 180km is obviously outside the max range of his karaoke pa system
<jamesw> so they keep him there
<jamesw> its like another kind of doomsday
<Sokhar> ;////
<ifni> lag free and more painful
<ifni> he look
<ifni> SOKHAR HAS NO FRIENDS
<jotham> haha
<jamesw> lol
<Sokhar> i'm too cool to do what others tell me
<jamesw> 180km is obviously outside the max range of his karaoke pa system
<jamesw> so they keep him there
<jamesw> its like another kind of doomsday
<Sokhar> ;////
<ifni> lag free and more painful
* Tara is back
<Daakkon> tara
<Daakkon> go mine for me
<Tara> Daakkon
<Tara> FU
<Daakkon> BE USEFUL GIRL!
<Tara> :P
* [BH]Virrago erases Daakkon
<Tara> do it yourself
<[BH]Virrago> LOL pwned
<Daakkon> omg!
<Daakkon> you arased my penis!
<Daakkon> im female now :
* [BH]Virrago neither confirms or denies that comment Daakkon
<Daakkon> tara
<Daakkon> go mine for me
<Tara> Daakkon
<Tara> FU
<Daakkon> BE USEFUL GIRL!
<Tara> :P
* [BH]Virrago erases Daakkon
<Tara> do it yourself
<[BH]Virrago> LOL pwned
<Daakkon> omg!
<Daakkon> you arased my penis!
<Daakkon> im female now :
* [BH]Virrago neither confirms or denies that comment Daakkon
Horatio Cain > ...We're having a special on small arms...
Alexis Ayala > Horatio, I swear to EVE I'll fly my Incursus down your Factory Line and waste a clone on it if you supply the <blank> with Arms.
Horatio Cain > ROFL> Just kidding...just kidding!
* Alexis Ayala blinks, "Did I actually just intimidate someone?"
Horatio Cain . I wouldn't say intimidate, just overwhelm with idealistic cuteness.
Tarsha Listur > alexis, you scare me, and I know some real badasses
Alexis Ayala > ?
Alexis Ayala > Horatio, I swear to EVE I'll fly my Incursus down your Factory Line and waste a clone on it if you supply the <blank> with Arms.
Horatio Cain > ROFL> Just kidding...just kidding!
* Alexis Ayala blinks, "Did I actually just intimidate someone?"
Horatio Cain . I wouldn't say intimidate, just overwhelm with idealistic cuteness.
Tarsha Listur > alexis, you scare me, and I know some real badasses
Alexis Ayala > ?
Jocke: My dad's got almoast as many sp as I do..
Jocke: I didnt even know he had an eve account :S
Zen: owned
Jocke: I didnt even know he had an eve account :S
Zen: owned