Ancient Cow > these women got me trained SoB
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
LodeArm > lol ive just been mowing the lawn and managed to trash the lawn mower by going over a chuck of wood :( oopsie
PKlavins > O.o
Ralus > hehe crunch
Kennyer > lol
Kennyer > smooth :)
Mud Dawg > Well, guess you don't need to worry about the lawn for awhile.
LodeArm > there was fuel coming out of the air intake on the side..... so i hie the lawn mower and legged it back to eve lol
PKlavins > (Notify) Chunk of wood strikes lawnmower perfectly, wrecking the lawnmower
LodeArm > hehe
Mud Dawg > LOL
Ralus > hah just use some petrol that'll have the grass down in no time
PKlavins > O.o
Ralus > hehe crunch
Kennyer > lol
Kennyer > smooth :)
Mud Dawg > Well, guess you don't need to worry about the lawn for awhile.
LodeArm > there was fuel coming out of the air intake on the side..... so i hie the lawn mower and legged it back to eve lol
PKlavins > (Notify) Chunk of wood strikes lawnmower perfectly, wrecking the lawnmower
LodeArm > hehe
Mud Dawg > LOL
Ralus > hah just use some petrol that'll have the grass down in no time
danneh > Deja has been jumping through the same gate for 30 minutes, to sabotage it now would be horrid
Boldyn > That's it, I am gonna become a trader or somewhere..
Eyeshadow > what u miss?
Boldyn > a shuttle :P
Mirage swe > shuttle
Trooper B99 > gang meh for the QKT thingy
Timon Sirii > sauttle
Boldyn > it was a faction shuttle!!! :P
Timon Sirii > /me fondle gate
Eyeshadow > lol
Timon Sirii > Navy Shuttle?
Eyeshadow > nah fleet issue
Eyeshadow > what u miss?
Boldyn > a shuttle :P
Mirage swe > shuttle
Trooper B99 > gang meh for the QKT thingy
Timon Sirii > sauttle
Boldyn > it was a faction shuttle!!! :P
Timon Sirii > /me fondle gate
Eyeshadow > lol
Timon Sirii > Navy Shuttle?
Eyeshadow > nah fleet issue
SpaceGoat > should we start thinking about putting a POS in 9cg
Wind Song > ?
TunnelDigger > with 9 players in a corp
SpaceGoat > Player owned station
TunnelDigger > we can't maintain the upkeep
Blacka Cracka > Sure we can. We'll just have to make some sacrifices.
Blacka Cracka > Like I'll have to stop paying your mom for all of those nights.
SpaceGoat > good way to cut cost brian
Wind Song > ?
TunnelDigger > with 9 players in a corp
SpaceGoat > Player owned station
TunnelDigger > we can't maintain the upkeep
Blacka Cracka > Sure we can. We'll just have to make some sacrifices.
Blacka Cracka > Like I'll have to stop paying your mom for all of those nights.
SpaceGoat > good way to cut cost brian
Tal Mordin > I'm 36...need viagra.
Airmaker > see what some loose talk does
Airmaker > it was my 34th last week
Dracoform > lol... 42 here and still going strong... without chemical hel:)
Zyranyth > omg you're all experts
Airmaker > 34th birthday, rather than S&M sess
Palitir > have you tried those 'liberator' ramps? so much fun
Tal Mordin > Heh, yeah I don't really need anything to get me going. Body's 36 but Junior is like 16.
Zyranyth > your son?
Palitir > yeah.. do explain
Tal Mordin > No...think again...
Airmaker > His manhood.....
* Zyranyth gets more liqueur
Palitir > we;re in the wrong mindset to be talked to like that Tal =)
Airmaker > his wee booby
Zyranyth > wee booby??!???!
Zyranyth > Never heard that before
Maximillian Franek > His Johnson of Doom.
Airmaker > actually typo there - wee bobby
Zyranyth > how do you know its wee bobby
Palitir > his wee bobby dazzla
Zyranyth > and not fat albert
Airmaker > yeah without the dazzla bit
Tal Mordin > My mind stopped at 12, Mr Dripples at 16 and my body is 36. Now do u get it?
Zyranyth > roflmao
Zyranyth > MR Dripples!
Maximillian Franek > Wow, can't believe we're talking about Tal's Johnson. We've hit a new low hahahahahaha
Airmaker > see what some loose talk does
Airmaker > it was my 34th last week
Dracoform > lol... 42 here and still going strong... without chemical hel:)
Zyranyth > omg you're all experts
Airmaker > 34th birthday, rather than S&M sess
Palitir > have you tried those 'liberator' ramps? so much fun
Tal Mordin > Heh, yeah I don't really need anything to get me going. Body's 36 but Junior is like 16.
Zyranyth > your son?
Palitir > yeah.. do explain
Tal Mordin > No...think again...
Airmaker > His manhood.....
* Zyranyth gets more liqueur
Palitir > we;re in the wrong mindset to be talked to like that Tal =)
Airmaker > his wee booby
Zyranyth > wee booby??!???!
Zyranyth > Never heard that before
Maximillian Franek > His Johnson of Doom.
Airmaker > actually typo there - wee bobby
Zyranyth > how do you know its wee bobby
Palitir > his wee bobby dazzla
Zyranyth > and not fat albert
Airmaker > yeah without the dazzla bit
Tal Mordin > My mind stopped at 12, Mr Dripples at 16 and my body is 36. Now do u get it?
Zyranyth > roflmao
Zyranyth > MR Dripples!
Maximillian Franek > Wow, can't believe we're talking about Tal's Johnson. We've hit a new low hahahahahaha
Kesper North > that's not really forum porn, that is some guy pretending to be the iraqi information minister
Nykitah > If EVE was the Internet, Jita would be 4chan...
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Hylandeer > I'll have what he is having
stykyt > a stroke?
Hylandeer > I'll have what he is having
stykyt > a stroke?
Frank Horrigan > 2005.04.23 06:39:31 combat Your Medium Pulse Laser II hits Pulsating Power Generator, doing 0.0 damage.
Frank Horrigan > odd..
Stealthy > plug em in