Tatsue Nuko > x in amarr, where do you want me and in what?
Stiehl Asior > in amarr in a sniping bs
Tindajii > My house, in a cute leather get-up
Tareen Kashaar > something sexy, in your hangar, in 1 minute
Nekumi > in my bed in the nude!
Stiehl Asior > warp to 0 and jump on contact
Atandros > SF alliance chat, nothing like it.
Tindajii > yeah, But I was the only one who was serious!
Stiehl Asior > in amarr in a sniping bs
Tindajii > My house, in a cute leather get-up
Tareen Kashaar > something sexy, in your hangar, in 1 minute
Nekumi > in my bed in the nude!
Stiehl Asior > warp to 0 and jump on contact
Atandros > SF alliance chat, nothing like it.
Tindajii > yeah, But I was the only one who was serious!
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Letava > where are my damn fighter drones?
Letava > I mean, err, corpmates
Letava > I mean, err, corpmates
[ 2006.08.30 18:40:44 ] Arkasius > Caryth is awfully quiet today
Arkasius > still getting her massage I guess
Aberash > off virt?
Caryth Mars > Mmmmm John... just a bit higher....
Aberash > John??
Arkasius > must be one of her marines
Aberash > John Mcreedy .. you whore!
Koala Bare > omg
Arkasius > still getting her massage I guess
Aberash > off virt?
Caryth Mars > Mmmmm John... just a bit higher....
Aberash > John??
Arkasius > must be one of her marines
Aberash > John Mcreedy .. you whore!
Koala Bare > omg
Reh Fish > I'm so excited, I just can't hide it!
Khazorath > /emote hides it for reh
Reh Fish > :(
Reh Fish > But I paid for the dinner
Reh Fish > show it to me!
Khazorath > /emote hides it for reh
Reh Fish > :(
Reh Fish > But I paid for the dinner
Reh Fish > show it to me!
Makkal Hanaya > Does a Sigil have a 'good fit' or can I tool around in just anything?
Kalaratiri > there is no such thing as a good sigil
Kalaratiri it is a <i>weevil</i>
Tarunik Raqalth'Qui > if you can fly a Sigil, you can fly a Bestower
Makkal Hanaya > I picked the Sigil over the Bestower because it's the lesser of two weevils.
Kalaratiri > there is no such thing as a good sigil
Kalaratiri it is a <i>weevil</i>
Tarunik Raqalth'Qui > if you can fly a Sigil, you can fly a Bestower
Makkal Hanaya > I picked the Sigil over the Bestower because it's the lesser of two weevils.
Aernan > who the hell is sul'sonic and WHY AM I IN HIS IBIS?!
Sine Tamar > CCP AFK
Alexis Aristide > rofl
Sine Tamar > 20+ minutes later
Sine Tamar > Oh yeah, werent we suppose to upload RMR?
Sine Tamar > DAmn! you're right
Aristox > lol
Sine Tamar > We'll pickup this poker game later...
Alexis Aristide > rofl
Sine Tamar > 20+ minutes later
Sine Tamar > Oh yeah, werent we suppose to upload RMR?
Sine Tamar > DAmn! you're right
Aristox > lol
Sine Tamar > We'll pickup this poker game later...
Ra Bec > soon to be single white male age 36 living in states (NC) looking for a new wife who likes to play EVE, convo me please
Ralus > o.0
solosnake > ?
Ralus > o.0
solosnake > ?