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Blithar > well thats weird
Faeshia > ?
Blithar > I'm in a clone vat
Blithar > I don't remember how I got here
Faeshia > hookers and pickles lying around you? happens to me all the time...
Twin Turbo > well g'nite folks, gf's complaining that "the handcuffs are getting cold"
Masema Al'Bashere > I would like it to be known that I, yes me. Moi. Ich. myself, me. this person typing here
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > am going out on a date tonight
Masema Al'Bashere > and no
Masema Al'Bashere > she isnt inflatable
Masema Al'Bashere > she is not a ladyboy
Masema Al'Bashere > she is not a sheep
Masema Al'Bashere > she is not inbred
Masema Al'Bashere > i am not paying her
Masema Al'Bashere > but I
Masema Al'Bashere > me
Masema Al'Bashere > ME
Masema Al'Bashere > have a 100% genuine date
Masema Al'Bashere > and no shes not on a dare
Kerixi > you didn't mention whether she was blind/deaf/dumb/braindead/under the age of 16 or on a blind date
Tennotsukai > or you had kidnapped her..
Kerixi > oooo 10 points
Masema Al'Bashere > I thought I had covered everything dammit
Masema Al'Bashere > bah!
Masema Al'Bashere > I hate you all with a passion you can only begin to dream of
Kerixi > thank you
Masema Al'Bashere > except Kerixi cos its her channel and i dont want to be banned
Tennotsukai > well for those who are about to read this on omgrawr.net please visit http://omgrawr.net/quote/4011 to see where this started....
Metamax Marconi: I just lost it all. Everything I own.
Viridian Onyx: wtf just happened?
Metamax Marconi: I had all my crap loaded into my hoarder, no
gank squad, and all of the sudden there was a gank squad.
Viridian Onyx: Dude, you do know we're at war with [5], right?
Metamax Marconi: Really?
Metamax Marconi: Gosh I thought they were flying up to offer me
an ice cream cone.
IcedBach Jr > we offended dalman
Bared Bel'Medar > told yah... someone was going to make dalman cry
dalman > buuuhuuuu
IcedBach Jr > /emote pats dalman on the butt
Bared Bel'Medar > /emote rubs Dalman on the but
dalman > /emote is happy again
Lithia Tsanov > Your 14.99 per month eve account Perfectly Strikes your marriage for $667 per month Alimony
Doffianna > Rushing into helpchat and asking for devs/ccp officials is kind of like rushing into your local post office asking to see the President
Promon Delnai > theres a Raptor on the LGUZ gate
Promon Delnai > so careful yall
Promon Delnai > oh and maybe i shouldve asked if 7-12 is camped
Promon Delnai > before i warped to it
Promon Delnai > oh boy
Promon Delnai > this wont end well
Hokiroku > we should try a new campaign to not make people angry with us when we hot drop them, we should drop in on top of them and start saying really nice things to them in local
Hokiroku > while we kill them
Hokiroku > "your hair is beautiful!" "You guys are doing a fine job here" "If you orbit me i wont kill you as fast!"
darth vicious > any news on bob massive gag ?
ElweSingollo > bob are into bondage?
Virtuozzo > omfg you people are frustrated beyond TomB levels
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