Random
omgrawr.net Control Panel
LatestBrowseRandom>0TopBottomAddQotWSearch
quote #
QTab > I think oposable thumbs is prolly where it all went wrong
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
Velvet69 > back off mummys boy
Admiral Goberius > :°(
Admiral Goberius > moooom internet people are mean to me
Admiral Goberius > Hello I am gob's mom
Admiral Goberius > stop being nasty to the gobie
Nina Mires > do u need crystal's in modulated strip miner 2';s?
Seleene > yes
Seleene > um
Seleene > I mean... how would I know??
ISD Ciithania > SATA drives have no Master / Slave switch
ISD Ciithania > Only IDE drives do
Alexi Molotov > ISD stay on topic this is eve help channel
ISD Ciithania > Sorry :(
Alexi Molotov > LOL
ISD Naqam > LOL
Haric > A Caldari and an Amarr are sitting at a table in a pub when a young boy walks past outside. "Wouldn't you love to screw him?" Asks the Amarr. "Out of what?" Asks the Caldari.
Lothris Andastar > now dont mind me I am listening to porn while PVPing
Kehmor > well we are nrds in low sec
Kehmor > but if we see a faction battleships
Kehmor > that changes :P
Yuki Li > NRDS with the exception of lootz?
Jean Controleur > Thats not pirating at all o/
Yuki Li > it's creative shopping
Valrandir > so I was playing C&C tonight when I got a call on my cell
Valrandir > and I hear "There's a Nyx, Caracal, Nighthawk and scorp attacking our pos"
Valrandir > so all excited I login, jump clone, cyno etc
Valrandir > then I find out, the Nyx was actually an Onyx
Valrandir > Now I want more blood
EVE System > Channel changed to Oimmo Local Channel
Jack Icegaard > So whats up with all the ships humping Vourrassi gate?
Jonny Damordred > Spraypainting ideolgical slogans
Ituralde > The gate likes it
Selim > Repairing the gate.
Aeaus > We are securing a shipment of virtu-gra (50mg)
Atandros > It's a visit from an University of Caille class on a field trip to examine modern Caldari architecture
Haffrage > Hi Kalest.
Kalest > holy shit!
Kalest > I was wondering what was gonna happen
Haffrage > Meh, I got tired of having power in R-Gen
Haffrage > So I decided to come over here and have power.
Kalest > lol
Kalest > r-gen kinda surprised me
Gehmis > it surprised us r-geners also :P
Kalest > ok, now I really am surprised
Other Side > yar:(
Kalest > I'm glad y'all stayed in axe
Haffrage > Don't worry.
Haffrage > I have no intention of stopping the gay.
Kalest > rofl
Gehmis > that should frighten you.. a lot
Gehmis > because when haff brings the gay he really brings the gay
Kalest > of that I have no doubt
Haffrage > When I bring the gay and you're not ready for it it's like being hit by an 18 wheeler.
Haffrage > So buy some kneepads bitches.
Haffrage > You'll be on your knees a lot.
v0.6.1
 Coldfront sites: