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Prometheus09 > what damage do angles do?
Mike Azariah > pointy damages if the angles are acute
Mike Azariah > <--math teacher
Prometheus09 > what if they are right angles?
Mike Azariah > if right angles assult you concord will as well because YOU must be in the 'wrong'
Arcelian > What sound does a baby make in the microwave?
Duckeye > boom
Rahkashi > pop
Arcelian > I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
Duckeye > I like you
Fang Khan > Great thing about complaining - Like lasers, you never run out of ammo
Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Glacier > One guy described the requiremennts as 'obtain 25 Angel Unobtainium tags, and 50 units of Underage Robotic Exotic Dancer Sex Slaves, a commodity so illegal that if Concord customs catches you, they suspend your eve account.
Rodj Blake > ALL GATES LEAD TO AMARR
<%Jokull> damn I fuxxed up now :( was trying to lock a bloody apoc in my pilgrim and was locking and locking and locking but couldnt get a bloody lock :( then realised I was cloaked and apoc warped away
Khellias> Sharaana Tal has it wrong. WoW isn't Word Search. It's a Color By Numbers.
<Seijen> girls know how to multitask?
<@Abs> women multi task much better than us men
<@Abs> i will admit that freely
<Millis> just watch a porno and look for yourself
<@Abs> lol
<Iorm> ic
<Iorm> on to watch more Rome then
<HellGremlin> Mmm, Rome
<HellGremlin> If I was a woman, my days would be spent rubbing pictures of Titus Pullo on my vagina
<Iorm> lol
<Sphal> most likely for the best that you aren't a woman then
<HellGremlin> Indeed. The paper cuts would be awful.
<Sphal> ffs
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