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#11910 + ( 4 ) -inappropriate?

Zak Nevarez > how do i turn teh lights of on my thrasher
Rhi Tehn > LOL!!!!
Zak Nevarez > dod
Zak Nevarez > i wanna gank this guy but he will se me coming
Rhi Tehn > Bwaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
Zak Nevarez > i know ill come in from the sun
Zak Nevarez > he wont be able to see me then

#477 + ( 48 ) -inappropriate?

Lallante > Letting non PvP Corps into the CA is a bit like letting a Vegan into a meat-appreciation society
Chowdown > I lub lettuce...

#8316 + ( 40 ) -inappropriate?

Fightback > good try
dyst0p1a > wtf???
dyst0p1a > where was concord???
Fightback > we are at war
dyst0p1a > can u explain to me how this works?
Fightback > read you corp mail
dyst0p1a > oh really jackass?
dyst0p1a > ffs
dyst0p1a > can u give me back my lasers?
dyst0p1a > is this some faction warfare bullshit?
Fightback > no
Fightback > wardec
dyst0p1a > ???????????????????????????????
dyst0p1a > but,,
Fightback > bye
*dyst0p1a is podded*

#3840 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

Illystin De'Vir > Thus it was said from on high. "Thou must farmest the lords, but not the commodors, harvest the grands, but not the ports, seek out the harvest that is factions and officers, and the land will be blessed and plentiful."

#10773 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

fmercury > i'm flying 3 cdfe right now
Taudia > cdfe?
fmercury > cock defense field extenders
Taudia > Ah
Taudia > ...I don't even think I have a cock defence field on this thing
fmercury > well there's your problem right there
fmercury > a big naked muscular dude with an erection comes running at you, what are you going to do
Taudia > Be out-cocked....?
fmercury > yes
fmercury > also raped
Taudia > Damn
Taudia > It's the sex part of the rape that really sucks
Taudia > Who the hell makes a spaceship without a codpiece anyway

#3423 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

mazzilliu > im trying to land on a moon
mazzilliu > im 1057 km away now :]
Kuile > pick me up some cheese, would you?
Kuile > hay tars has a big ship
SaFaba Wanto > his freighter
Kuile > it's like a building
Kuile > and a government
Kuile > this moon is bigger, wow
Kuile > i'm suffering from celestial body envy

#11197 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10581562
Solkre> What's with all the CPU upgrades, you trying to run Crysis on that shit?

#5977 + ( 7 ) -inappropriate?

High Sierra > brb..... possibly as someone else........
High Sierra > maybe even my main
High Sierra > but probably not
Colubra > lol
High Sierra > in fact.............
High Sierra > no
Colubra > cya
High Sierra > but then maybe i might stay
High Sierra > or not
High Sierra > or i could just go
High Sierra > OR
High Sierra > I could go and become emo
High Sierra > and rather than log off, just end myself
High Sierra > wrist
Murukan > high sierra you're rambling!
High Sierra > yuh... blood loss does that
High Sierra > uh... guys? it was across for death down for hospital right?
High Sierra > guys?
Dyden Nemor > Other way round
High Sierra > fuck
High Sierra > afk

#10024 + ( 45 ) -inappropriate?

Nimeq > EVE makes me feel dumb.. WoW already assumes i am

#2628 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

oidrunner > heh heh. I read a funny joke. Computer programming is like sex. One mistake and you spend a lifetime supporting it.
ByuuSan > Lol!
ByuuSan > I don't get it
Loller Waffles > lol
Loller Waffles > do you work in programming void?
Voidrunner > yeah
Loller Waffles > cool, I'm a senior in computer science
Loller Waffles > I graduate in may 06
Voidrunner > gratz in advance
Loller Waffles > but I'm staying here and getting an MBA with it lol
Loller Waffles > nothing like an easy payraise degree
ByuuSan > lol
ByuuSan > im only 16, i don't understnad
Voidrunner > about sex or pay raises?

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