Packtu'sa > What's the legal drinking age over there?
Stins > 16 :))
Packtu'sa > this explains so much............
* Packtu'sa stares directly at Count and Stins
Stins > 16 :))
Packtu'sa > this explains so much............
* Packtu'sa stares directly at Count and Stins
GM Haggis > I swear, anyone pisses me off today I won't even give you a freaking warning
GM Haggis > Get the crap back on topic or I will ban you all
GM Haggis > Get the crap back on topic or I will ban you all
Torvus Jay > i just did the geekiest thing i ever did in my whole life
Torvus Jay > i just peeied in a bottle while playing a game
Torvus Jay > i just peeied in a bottle while playing a game
Iweafo > what's a good ship for a trader?
Korban Kill > badger
MrRosmo > badgerbadgerbadger....badgerbadgerbadger... :D
Korban Kill > badger mark II
Aquillar > MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Thundercat Doom > /emote burps, vomits a little as he burps, swallows it back down since it would be gross to spit.
Aquillar > doom-burps? or is the doom part of your name? too lazy to check the local list
Thundercat Doom > Part of my name, sir Laziness, lol.
Aquillar > Well, you've coined my newest term. The Doom Burp
Thundercat Doom > Check that, take away the sir. :P
Thundercat Doom > Nice ring to it, eh?
Aquillar > scary
Korban Kill > badger
MrRosmo > badgerbadgerbadger....badgerbadgerbadger... :D
Korban Kill > badger mark II
Aquillar > MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
Thundercat Doom > /emote burps, vomits a little as he burps, swallows it back down since it would be gross to spit.
Aquillar > doom-burps? or is the doom part of your name? too lazy to check the local list
Thundercat Doom > Part of my name, sir Laziness, lol.
Aquillar > Well, you've coined my newest term. The Doom Burp
Thundercat Doom > Check that, take away the sir. :P
Thundercat Doom > Nice ring to it, eh?
Aquillar > scary
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
The Slayer > hey
Frank Horrigan > THE SQUARES
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > QUICK TO MY QUARTERS
The Slayer > um
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > /emote throws you into a room
Frank Horrigan > what is it you wished to speak upon?!
Frank Horrigan > /emote stares menacingly at the door * they're everywhere now..
The Slayer > oh I wondered if you had any large smartbombs
Frank Horrigan > no NOOO NOO SMARTBOMBS ..
The Slayer > ok man chillax
The Slayer > we're all friends here
The Slayer > except for the bunnies
Frank Horrigan > OH GOD
The Slayer > frogs*
Frank Horrigan > GET UNDER THE BED
Frank Horrigan > NOW!
The Slayer > o...k
Frank Horrigan > /emote puts on a giant red suit and bunny ears
Frank Horrigan > QUICK HOP IN! THEY WONT RECOGNIZE US!
Frank Horrigan > DONT TALK TO HIM!
Frank Horrigan > HES A BUNNY!
Frank Horrigan > NOOOOOOOOOOO
Frank Horrigan > ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Frank Horrigan > ...
The Slayer > Frank.... so are you
Frank Horrigan > DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS!
The Slayer > I apologize
Frank Horrigan > THE SQUARES
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > QUICK TO MY QUARTERS
The Slayer > um
The Slayer > what
Frank Horrigan > /emote throws you into a room
Frank Horrigan > what is it you wished to speak upon?!
Frank Horrigan > /emote stares menacingly at the door * they're everywhere now..
The Slayer > oh I wondered if you had any large smartbombs
Frank Horrigan > no NOOO NOO SMARTBOMBS ..
The Slayer > ok man chillax
The Slayer > we're all friends here
The Slayer > except for the bunnies
Frank Horrigan > OH GOD
The Slayer > frogs*
Frank Horrigan > GET UNDER THE BED
Frank Horrigan > NOW!
The Slayer > o...k
Frank Horrigan > /emote puts on a giant red suit and bunny ears
Frank Horrigan > QUICK HOP IN! THEY WONT RECOGNIZE US!
Frank Horrigan > DONT TALK TO HIM!
Frank Horrigan > HES A BUNNY!
Frank Horrigan > NOOOOOOOOOOO
Frank Horrigan > ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Frank Horrigan > ...
The Slayer > Frank.... so are you
Frank Horrigan > DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS!
The Slayer > I apologize
Gyrn Fzirth > sorry you'd have to come up with INCHES not those centimeter thigns
Gyrn Fzirth > even then, I'd laugh it off
Gyrn Fzirth > my wife's strap on does more to me
Gyrn Fzirth > err
Gyrn Fzirth > I mean
Gyrn Fzirth > um
res0nance > JESUS
Gyrn Fzirth > even then, I'd laugh it off
Gyrn Fzirth > my wife's strap on does more to me
Gyrn Fzirth > err
Gyrn Fzirth > I mean
Gyrn Fzirth > um
res0nance > JESUS
Droopsy > k, afk for a while. watchin stargate
Metalbourne > I assume you're watching the show and not the one you're afk from?
Metalbourne > I assume you're watching the show and not the one you're afk from?
Packtu'sa > Lake may be a dick, but he's a fun dick to play with.
Packtu'sa > Wait, that didn't sound right...
Packtu'sa > Wait, that didn't sound right...
Tomcatt > pirates have always been whining
SamuraiJack > not enough sex
Tomcatt > next they'll want you to take away tanking then sentry guns
Quenya Attani > Thought they were adding sentry guns? ^.^
Tomcatt > been discussed
Tomcatt > I'm talking about what the piss-rats whine about
Jimblob > nah, sentry guns will now spam you with warnings about violence and an evemail for an anger management counsellor.
SamuraiJack > not enough sex
Tomcatt > next they'll want you to take away tanking then sentry guns
Quenya Attani > Thought they were adding sentry guns? ^.^
Tomcatt > been discussed
Tomcatt > I'm talking about what the piss-rats whine about
Jimblob > nah, sentry guns will now spam you with warnings about violence and an evemail for an anger management counsellor.