Rodj Blake > Attention Cruoris Seraphim
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Rodj Blake > You will not be drinking Amarrian blood tonight - you will be drowning in your own
Heartstone > Thanks Rodj I was afraid they were gonna shoot me I feel so safe with you guys protecting me
Rodj Blake > Attention SF
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Rodj Blake > You will not be drinking Amarrian blood tonight - you will be drowning in your own
Heartstone > Thanks Rodj I was afraid they were gonna shoot me I feel so safe with you guys protecting me
Rodj Blake > Attention SF
Rodj Blake > You are criminals and will be shot on sight
Tamora > pwned
KIAGumpy > yarrr!!!
KIAGumpy > we wtfpwned that guy!
Tamora > that shuttle stood no fucking chance
KIAGumpy > lol
Tamora > OWNED
Cyleth > lol
KIAGumpy > sssshhhhh
Tamora > the mighty wrath on my gankadiction
KIAGumpy > that, errrr, machariel stood no chance!
Tamora > yea my bad i meant macharial
Cyleth > LMFAO!!!!!
KIAGumpy > yarrr!!!
KIAGumpy > we wtfpwned that guy!
Tamora > that shuttle stood no fucking chance
KIAGumpy > lol
Tamora > OWNED
Cyleth > lol
KIAGumpy > sssshhhhh
Tamora > the mighty wrath on my gankadiction
KIAGumpy > that, errrr, machariel stood no chance!
Tamora > yea my bad i meant macharial
Cyleth > LMFAO!!!!!
Ralanar Nogred > good, I'm not crazy
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
Kestherai > wouldn't go that far
Kestherai > :D
Ralanar Nogred > hrmph
Ralanar Nogred > :p
Ralanar Nogred > you know
Ralanar Nogred > this system I'm in
Ralanar Nogred > has a handful of stations
Ralanar Nogred > averages 90-odd people in the system
Ralanar Nogred > and the market is so bloody dry
Ralanar Nogred > no one buying anything, no one selling anything. not even ammo
Kestherai > of
Ralanar Nogred > I'd have to go 5 jumps to get ammo
Ralanar Nogred > !
Ralanar Nogred > if I wasn't making it
Kestherai > ew
Ralanar Nogred > I've half a mind to sell some
Ralanar Nogred > and make a profit
Kestherai > you should
Ralanar Nogred > Crazy D's Discount Ammunition
Kestherai > every customer gets a free handgrenade
Ralanar Nogred > rofl. yes :p
Ralanar Nogred > dammit. more marines
Ralanar Nogred > what good do marines do me.
Ralanar Nogred > Can't sell em in this market backwater.
Ralanar Nogred > wish i could reprocess them into shoelaces or something
Kestherai > ha
Kestherai > or leather
Kestherai > ftw
Ralanar Nogred > leather. Genuine Marine-hide boots!
Ralanar Nogred > Guaranteed to impress your more militant-minded friends!
Kestherai > ha yes
Ralanar Nogred > Buy two and get a free hand grenade! :p
Ralanar Nogred > All here at Crazy D's Ammunition and Surplus!
Kestherai > ah what have I done haha
Ralanar Nogred > :D
MrShooter > After 9.0 standing with the agents they start to say thins like "OHMYGOD ITS YOU! Fortune has smiled upon me! Please take a seat and this giftbox and these brownies I baked and if there is anything you need me to do just ask and I will launch the Navy F...
Merydiana > Hehehe. It's nice to be loved. ^_^
suoidet ahcrin > a love wich would vanish in an instant if you did ONE little thing wrong
MrShooter > "What? You..you FAILED to kill that guristas ship!? How could you!? I thought I KNEW YOU! I...I can't even look at you. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" *agent sets standing to -1.0*
Merydiana > Hehehe. It's nice to be loved. ^_^
suoidet ahcrin > a love wich would vanish in an instant if you did ONE little thing wrong
MrShooter > "What? You..you FAILED to kill that guristas ship!? How could you!? I thought I KNEW YOU! I...I can't even look at you. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" *agent sets standing to -1.0*
[ Xavier W > /emote touches farimear
fairimear > o/
Xavier W > we need to start using protection
Xavier W > i think i'm pregnant :(
fairimear > haha it's a horrible monster that will eat you from inside out
Xavier W > >_>
Xavier W > eep
Xavier W > /emote takes the morning after pill
fairimear > o/
Xavier W > we need to start using protection
Xavier W > i think i'm pregnant :(
fairimear > haha it's a horrible monster that will eat you from inside out
Xavier W > >_>
Xavier W > eep
Xavier W > /emote takes the morning after pill
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Hargan > hey minions
Cvoboda > I'm a minion now
Cvoboda > I thought I moved up to peon
Hargan > you did
Hargan > but im demoting you again
Hargan > for answering back
Cvoboda > oh damn =(
Cvoboda > I'm a minion now
Cvoboda > I thought I moved up to peon
Hargan > you did
Hargan > but im demoting you again
Hargan > for answering back
Cvoboda > oh damn =(
Tom Rebane > still think my plans better
Rodamus Zero > Blow shit up and run away giggling like a girl?
Tom Rebane > blow shit up and cloak
SilentHunter13 > the caldari way
SilentHunter13 > blow shit up then panic at the fact you have a megathron point blank at you
SilentHunter13 > hmm, we should make a board game kind of thing
SilentHunter13 > 4 people only
SilentHunter13 > one person chooses caldari
SilentHunter13 > moves onto a 'chance' square
SilentHunter13 > "you meet a abaddon, go back to start of the game"
SilentHunter13 > gallente guy goes on "you meet a neut tempest, roll a dice. On a roll of a 4+ you live"
SilentHunter13 > minmatar rule
SilentHunter13 > "every move, roll a dice, if 3+ you dont fall apart"
[SilentHunter13 > amarr would get there but hes already ran out of cap back at the start
Rodamus Zero > You roll a 5 and land on "Patch day" square, miss a turn for extended downtime
Tom Rebane > in stead of community chest you could have macro miner can
Tom Rebane > empty the can to see whats inside
SilentHunter13 > Instead of go to jail it would have Go to Jita? Do not pass start, do not collect isk. The places you can buy would be mostly 0.0 I'd expect.
SilentHunter13 > You lose a POS, pay 1bil fine.
Rodamus Zero > Blow shit up and run away giggling like a girl?
Tom Rebane > blow shit up and cloak
SilentHunter13 > the caldari way
SilentHunter13 > blow shit up then panic at the fact you have a megathron point blank at you
SilentHunter13 > hmm, we should make a board game kind of thing
SilentHunter13 > 4 people only
SilentHunter13 > one person chooses caldari
SilentHunter13 > moves onto a 'chance' square
SilentHunter13 > "you meet a abaddon, go back to start of the game"
SilentHunter13 > gallente guy goes on "you meet a neut tempest, roll a dice. On a roll of a 4+ you live"
SilentHunter13 > minmatar rule
SilentHunter13 > "every move, roll a dice, if 3+ you dont fall apart"
[SilentHunter13 > amarr would get there but hes already ran out of cap back at the start
Rodamus Zero > You roll a 5 and land on "Patch day" square, miss a turn for extended downtime
Tom Rebane > in stead of community chest you could have macro miner can
Tom Rebane > empty the can to see whats inside
SilentHunter13 > Instead of go to jail it would have Go to Jita? Do not pass start, do not collect isk. The places you can buy would be mostly 0.0 I'd expect.
SilentHunter13 > You lose a POS, pay 1bil fine.
Etoile Chercheur > we're discussing relationships and marriage using an analogy to empire mining vs. 0.0 mining.
Shadris > I'd scroll up quite a way Telesto. You have missed a fair bit.
superscarface > /emote draws up a graph on attraction to a girl during hte period of the chase, the question..the first date
Telesto > well, start a new coversation
Etoile Chercheur > Seto, you telling me that you could take a 2 week old character and survive and actualy do things in 0.0 that are worthwhile doing?
Shadris > Sorry Telesto this conversation still has some milage in it.
Seto Mazzarotto > I mine 0.0 in an Osprey alone, just takes creativity. And obviously not -- 2 weeks old, in that analogy, is still dealing with pimples and freshman dances
Etoile Chercheur > :)
superscarface > attaction is almost goen by 1st date :/
Telesto > lets talk about what is better, an elk or a moose
Etoile Chercheur > i like MOOSES, Eddy!
Sapphi > Ospreys are uber for mining - but in 0.0?
Shadris > I found my last partner attractive all through our relationship.
Seto Mazzarotto > hardly. Most women I date find me more attractive after a month than an hour.
Telesto > i like elks
Etoile Chercheur > yes, Sapphi. just gotta be quick.
Sapphi > a mine and leggit policy?
Seto Mazzarotto > Yep. Quick, creative, and alert.
Sapphi > so u mine into cans?
Sapphi > of just to your hold?
Etoile Chercheur > are you sure you didn't mean "after a few drinks rather than just one"?
Seto Mazzarotto > Secure cans in a safe spot well away from any danger.
Sapphi > <wonders what creative mining is, exactly
Yabar > stealing probably
superscarface > sounds exciting
Etoile Chercheur > how do you transport the ore to the cans, Seto, and how long do you find yourself waiting for belt rats to get lost?
Seto Mazzarotto > Seducing the asteroids with a flick of the eyebrow and a clever word, a few compliments, drinks and the next thing they're in your indy getting carted home.
Shadris > I'd scroll up quite a way Telesto. You have missed a fair bit.
superscarface > /emote draws up a graph on attraction to a girl during hte period of the chase, the question..the first date
Telesto > well, start a new coversation
Etoile Chercheur > Seto, you telling me that you could take a 2 week old character and survive and actualy do things in 0.0 that are worthwhile doing?
Shadris > Sorry Telesto this conversation still has some milage in it.
Seto Mazzarotto > I mine 0.0 in an Osprey alone, just takes creativity. And obviously not -- 2 weeks old, in that analogy, is still dealing with pimples and freshman dances
Etoile Chercheur > :)
superscarface > attaction is almost goen by 1st date :/
Telesto > lets talk about what is better, an elk or a moose
Etoile Chercheur > i like MOOSES, Eddy!
Sapphi > Ospreys are uber for mining - but in 0.0?
Shadris > I found my last partner attractive all through our relationship.
Seto Mazzarotto > hardly. Most women I date find me more attractive after a month than an hour.
Telesto > i like elks
Etoile Chercheur > yes, Sapphi. just gotta be quick.
Sapphi > a mine and leggit policy?
Seto Mazzarotto > Yep. Quick, creative, and alert.
Sapphi > so u mine into cans?
Sapphi > of just to your hold?
Etoile Chercheur > are you sure you didn't mean "after a few drinks rather than just one"?
Seto Mazzarotto > Secure cans in a safe spot well away from any danger.
Sapphi > <wonders what creative mining is, exactly
Yabar > stealing probably
superscarface > sounds exciting
Etoile Chercheur > how do you transport the ore to the cans, Seto, and how long do you find yourself waiting for belt rats to get lost?
Seto Mazzarotto > Seducing the asteroids with a flick of the eyebrow and a clever word, a few compliments, drinks and the next thing they're in your indy getting carted home.
Ternesyav > I'm checking out this game on the free trial
Rollory > as did we all
Jack Folstam > be prepared for insanity tern :)
Dtech > shhh
Ternesyav > I used to play SWG - I like the crafting side
Dtech > let it be a surprise
Jack Folstam > lets open the initial volley with one of Dtech's links
Ternesyav > hi crazies, nice to meet you...
Jack Folstam > http:/ / www.ansaman.com / hamsterporn.jpg
Ternesyav > thanks!
Jack Folstam > scarily, that's one of the less eye-harmful ones
Ternesyav > cute
Ternesyav > haha
Sabathan > sigh
Sabathan > i miss having sex with my hamster
Jack Folstam > o.0
Sabathan > i mean
Sabathan > girlfriend
Jack Folstam > /emote stuffs sab full of zebra mussels
Sabathan > did i say hamster
Dtech > /emote steps away from Sab
Sabathan > cause i didn't mean that
Jack Folstam > /emote throws a net on sab
Gangus > o.O
Sabathan > <---not richard gere
Rollory > as did we all
Jack Folstam > be prepared for insanity tern :)
Dtech > shhh
Ternesyav > I used to play SWG - I like the crafting side
Dtech > let it be a surprise
Jack Folstam > lets open the initial volley with one of Dtech's links
Ternesyav > hi crazies, nice to meet you...
Jack Folstam > http:/ / www.ansaman.com / hamsterporn.jpg
Ternesyav > thanks!
Jack Folstam > scarily, that's one of the less eye-harmful ones
Ternesyav > cute
Ternesyav > haha
Sabathan > sigh
Sabathan > i miss having sex with my hamster
Jack Folstam > o.0
Sabathan > i mean
Sabathan > girlfriend
Jack Folstam > /emote stuffs sab full of zebra mussels
Sabathan > did i say hamster
Dtech > /emote steps away from Sab
Sabathan > cause i didn't mean that
Jack Folstam > /emote throws a net on sab
Gangus > o.O
Sabathan > <---not richard gere