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John Golanu > by the way, why do tempests look the way they do? they don't make a lot of sense from a scientific perspective.
Augin Soric > this is eve, when you mention 'science' what you're really saying is 'icelandic folk magic'
Mentalbus > doh my destroyer just got destroyed = /
Kellksan > :(
Kellksan > by mobs?
Mentalbus > yah
Kellksan > got pirated today on my cruiser.
Mentalbus > : /
Kellksan > he asked for 2 mil in ransom.
Kellksan > What should i've said?
Kellksan > "No sorry, im on a Trial acc. So i cant give you money" ?? Who the hell would believe such a thing? And the sad thing is..
Mentalbus > Its true..
cuctbrkr > what do you do if god hates you?
Packtu'sa > Okay, so rain is God crying on us--
Packtu'sa > Therefore acid rain must be God pissing on us--
Tombozo > Are you sure piss is acidic?
ombozo > Urea is a base
Tombozo > And our bloodstream is basic
Packtu'sa > Fine, vomit... I guess...
cuctbrkr > not mine
Packtu'sa > Vomit would have stomache acid
Adam Weishaupt > why are we talking about this
Packtu'sa > Because God is pissing, vomiting, and crying on us at the same
time.
cuctbrkr > we started talking about god and things went straight to the
crapper
Packtu'sa > Indeed
Packtu'sa > Well it started with acid rain...
Packtu'sa > Oh well
cuctbrkr > but seriously god hates me
omega21 > there lag everywhere
Eagle Tarquinas > wtf is with this lag
Ysop > i had just one lag this day, one allover the time
rambunny > at least it's lag with awesome graphics
RPGprayer > That's like taking a crap and noticing it's got colours in it, though
Needsleep000 > hey jc do you know where i can find some updock?
Jackson Cree > what is updock?
Needsleep000 > trololol
Jackson Cree > i hate you
Needsleep000 > yessssss
Needsleep000 > that made my night
Jackson Cree > how long you been waiting for that one?
Needsleep000 > like two days
Karl Emmert > i think suicide drones should be implemented
palindrome one > they are called missiles
<Rilder> We need some Muslims to hijack a plane and fly it peacfully into its destination airport
<HellGremlin> Man, that'd throw everyone off guard.
<HellGremlin> "INFIDEL AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH THE SUPREME, WE SEEK LANDING CLEARANCE!"
Ejit > I've only got two brain cells left. They both hate each other and one's a recovering alcoholic.
Vaxalon > hmm...whats the wing span of an african osprey compared to a european osprey btw?
Sparky Hanrahan > You must be thinking of the airspeed velocity of an african swallow versus a european one.
Horsie > depends if you tie coconuts on 'em
Vaxalon > what...two ospreys with a coconut held under the dorsal guiding wings?
Horsie > they might hold onto it with their drone bays.....
Sparky Hanrahan > They'd have to have a tractor beam, now wouldn't they?
Horsie > what if they know Origami?
Vaxalon > *grins*
MaidMarion > too bad nobody is buyin ore in this system .. ill just have to make a big pile
Horsie > I make big piles all the time
Horsie > I wonder who clears them up
Sparky Hanrahan > That's why we have janitors.
lilbc > if life escrows you 1 unit of lemon, build lemonlaide, if a noob have 1 unit of sprite, gank him and build 1 unit of margarita. i have a bpo ;)
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