Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
AZ westside > cool i found a warm hole. whats in it
Tahlequah Tentrees > death
Gabriel R Gomez > sleepers
Gabriel R Gomez > EVE
Fernando MRuiz > A... warm hole?
Isildulis > lol
Gabriel R Gomez > someone farted ^^
stopher Vynneve > lol
Tahlequah Tentrees > Security level will be 0 or below. Death awaits the unwary.
Fernando MRuiz > Probably yourself if you're either charming enough or willing to get your bar tab that high.
Dish Water > a warm hole could be a bbq pit.
Isildulis > i thought about another kind of warm hole..
AZ westside > wow this is a big ship shooting at the small ships
Isildulis > or maybe i got a twisted mind
AZ westside > its so long
Gabriel R Gomez > Space Penis?
Isildulis > space penis shooting at the warm hole?
Fernando MRuiz > AFK to grab some paper towels. My monitor's covered in Coke Zero now.
AZ westside > no im in the warm hole
Gabriel R Gomez > worm*
Han yu > inuendo ennui
Tahlequah Tentrees > Adolescents always have to get that stuff out of their system, I guess.
AZ westside > so what happens if i cant fine the warm hale agen
Fernando MRuiz > Then it's time to start dating again?
Tahlequah Tentrees > You get time to learn to spell.
Fernando MRuiz > Sorry, dude. My brain is in a weird place right now.
Tahlequah Tentrees > death
Gabriel R Gomez > sleepers
Gabriel R Gomez > EVE
Fernando MRuiz > A... warm hole?
Isildulis > lol
Gabriel R Gomez > someone farted ^^
stopher Vynneve > lol
Tahlequah Tentrees > Security level will be 0 or below. Death awaits the unwary.
Fernando MRuiz > Probably yourself if you're either charming enough or willing to get your bar tab that high.
Dish Water > a warm hole could be a bbq pit.
Isildulis > i thought about another kind of warm hole..
AZ westside > wow this is a big ship shooting at the small ships
Isildulis > or maybe i got a twisted mind
AZ westside > its so long
Gabriel R Gomez > Space Penis?
Isildulis > space penis shooting at the warm hole?
Fernando MRuiz > AFK to grab some paper towels. My monitor's covered in Coke Zero now.
AZ westside > no im in the warm hole
Gabriel R Gomez > worm*
Han yu > inuendo ennui
Tahlequah Tentrees > Adolescents always have to get that stuff out of their system, I guess.
AZ westside > so what happens if i cant fine the warm hale agen
Fernando MRuiz > Then it's time to start dating again?
Tahlequah Tentrees > You get time to learn to spell.
Fernando MRuiz > Sorry, dude. My brain is in a weird place right now.
Spartan dax > how's GE atm?
Soltueur > blue'er then a nato helmet
Soltueur > blue'er then a nato helmet
Packtu'sa > I'm Caldari and I'm training Gunnery skills o/
Saino Jin > hybrids?
Packtu'sa > Nah
Packtu'sa > Doomsday device.
Saino Jin > hybrids?
Packtu'sa > Nah
Packtu'sa > Doomsday device.
Acaelus > Hurly Burly > i just wish theo would take me off block so I could tell him what a loser he is
Theo Samaritan > In order for me to be a loser you have to be a winner Hurly. The fact that you being a winner and the universe existing are mutually exclusive variables mean that I have the upper hand.
Theo Samaritan > In order for me to be a loser you have to be a winner Hurly. The fact that you being a winner and the universe existing are mutually exclusive variables mean that I have the upper hand.
Matt armada > I'm convinced Bipp is secretly dating one of those chineese isk farmers or something --- he just shits isk
MadnessWithin > not here to attack u
MadnessWithin > was just ratting...
DefJam101 > Well now you have killrights :)
DefJam101 > SO feel free to pwn me another day lol
EVE System > Channel changed to G-5EN2 Local Channel
MadnessWithin > was just ratting...
DefJam101 > Well now you have killrights :)
DefJam101 > SO feel free to pwn me another day lol
EVE System > Channel changed to G-5EN2 Local Channel
Admiral Woods > WTS Huge BPC package deal, check local escrow market
* Nicodiemus only saw "wts huge package"
* Nicodiemus only saw "wts huge package"
Llewelyn Fawr > Samirrah is operating a CNR scam
Leslie e'Evob > Let's go through the CNR Scam Checklist, shall we?
Leslie e'Evob > [x] someone offered to sell you a CNR
Leslie e'Evob > There we go.
Leslie e'Evob > Next time someone offers to sell you a CNR, go through the above handy checklist to see if the offer is a scam.
Leslie e'Evob > Let's go through the CNR Scam Checklist, shall we?
Leslie e'Evob > [x] someone offered to sell you a CNR
Leslie e'Evob > There we go.
Leslie e'Evob > Next time someone offers to sell you a CNR, go through the above handy checklist to see if the offer is a scam.
Keramane > Huh, cool, seems I'm still specced for combat on this bird. Excellent
Keramane > Wait, no, those are mining lasers
Keramane > Wait, no, those are mining lasers