Torat > This agent needs to be killed. I fly across space, dangerous cold dark space, go and take part in some head to head combat, use up a good bunch of ammo, take severe hits to my shield and all he says is "Not bad" and gives me a few crummy iskies.
Malcolm Gerhardt > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malcolm Gerhardt > Jenna Jameson removed her implants.
Romulan59 > your alt?
Malcolm Gerhardt > ...the porn star....
Romulan59 > ahhh, lol
Tristan Acoma[prax] (dg): Fun fact: Small babies are delivered by stork, but larger babies need a crane.
Lenny Quickfinger > Pod is the best part of a ship: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.
wayz > anyone want a milliom dollars?
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
<adi112358> it's strange that playing eve makes one thing 30-50 AU is a short distance
<adi112358> it's only 30 au to pluto
<adi112358> granted, the directional scanner only goes as far as uranus
<Entity> my "directional scanner" indeed only goes as far as "uranus"
<adi112358> it's only 30 au to pluto
<adi112358> granted, the directional scanner only goes as far as uranus
<Entity> my "directional scanner" indeed only goes as far as "uranus"
Tyto > A gallente walks into a cocktail bar and asks the barman for a 'double entendre'.
Tyto > Sure he says, come behind the bar and I'll give you one
Tyto > Sure he says, come behind the bar and I'll give you one
(RangerXT) huh is tranq down or is my internet just being gay?
(GFLTorque) Is your IE saying "Fabulous" often ?
(GFLTorque) thats a tell tell sign. ..
(GFLTorque) Is your IE saying "Fabulous" often ?
(GFLTorque) thats a tell tell sign. ..
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> btw did you know that i invented the "*" for word correction?
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
Par'Gellen > can water really run? i've seen bears crash into it and it just sits there. That would make me run for sure.
Ediwah Lofah > the msg consumption is strong with this one
Ediwah Lofah > the msg consumption is strong with this one