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Rachel Ozawa > there's a gator in my backyard :
Rachel Ozawa > called the landlord..... cos prehistoric carnivorous monsters in the backyard are definitely on the "shit the landlord needs to fix" list
Rachel Ozawa > he says "well, just don't try to pet him"
Magic Bob * waves at Magic Trev
Magic Trev > holy shit, my long lost magical bretherin
Magic Bob > now there are two, Eve shall fall to our magic power
Erika Martak > omg o.0
Magic Trev * transforms into a giant hulk like monster and tears apart his pink fluffy cusion
Magic Bob * produces the 8 of spades from a hat
Magic Trev > nice work
Magic Bob > i was hoping for a rabit
Magic Bob > ;)
Snkl > I assume your the pro? :)
Lara Parthenia > who me? *looks around* not bloody likely.
Lara Parthenia > I am awesome because i have boobs and all, but that doesn't make me pro at "everything". Just most everything.
My corp mate was salvaging on our level IV missions, he suddenly goes afk for about three hours. He comes back and says:

Rodiznay > ohh my was sleeping........ think ill go to bed cya all
Packtu'sa > I REALLY hope my corp doesn't get aggroed to anyone near me... I'm carrying about 300m worth of shit over 6 jumps
Packtu'sa > And a lot of these BPOs are ME10 researched
Devlin Fox > :)
Devlin Fox > good luck
* Azia Burgi alerts the local pies to pack's presence
Packtu'sa > ...
Packtu'sa > Two yellows just warped in.
Packtu'sa > Please tell me that's coincidence
Azia Burgi > >:)
Lt Xevy > Selling a Ruppy and Stabber in Market for Nenna! 4mill Stab and 8mill Ruppy XD 1 each left
Lt Xevy > that was fast
Lt Xevy > that ruppy got hungry hungry hippoed
Tiberius Wenchel > No one ever answered my semen question.
Uraniae Fehrnah > ....semen question?
Morwen Lagann > Tib, ask your Vegan Shaman or whatever you guys go to for guidance :p
Tiberius Wenchel > I'm not a vegan.
Morwen Lagann > ... Okay, ask a vegan shaman, etc.
Tiberius Wenchel > I have considered it though, and would like to know if I would be able to swallow semen.
Louella Dougans > it's probably ok
Kalaratiri > It's all natural!
Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote is a vegan and has been asked this before
Morwen Lagann > lmao
Louella Dougans > the logical extension of it not being OK would be the extinction of humanity
Alizabeth Vea > Whoa
Norrin Ellis > This conversation has turned kinda gross.
Alizabeth Vea > full stop
Repentence Tyrathlion > I never bothered to work out an answer, mind.
Louella Dougans > cos of mulk
Louella Dougans > anywayz
Tiberius Wenchel > I think probably no, unless it was your own.
Kesper North: so if there were ever a fancy restaurant on jabber
Kesper North: would the waitstaff be headed by a m8r'd?
ereshgikal: you can always go there for a byte to eat
Kesper North: i hear that's where THE POSTMASTER goes
ereshgikal: they are so fancy that they have dropdown menus
Ambasador Ser'ako > whats the best mineing wessil a trial can have and use?
Nepau > nucular
Tyyne Kerttu > I hate forgetting what I was going to train next.
Trony > capitals
Tyyne Kerttu > ALREADY HAVE THAT AT V
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