<Pallidum> My cat eats popcorn. She actively hunts for them.
<Tiven> hahaha
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
<Tiven> i walked into the living room and my bro is fucking his girlfriend
<Tiven> and im like
<Tiven> "im hungry"
<Tiven> and they started laughing hysterically
<zergl> did he offer you some pussy?
<Tiven> nah i left after that
<Tiven> but ill go back upstairs in 5 min
<Tiven> if they're not dressed then i wont care im starving
<zergl> if they're still at it, vigurously squirt mayonnaise all over them tbh
<Tiven> lol
<zergl> and say, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINISHED
<zergl> and make your food
Demios > I'm such a woman when it comes to eve. Whenever I get bored, I go shopping
Scarlett Vixen > Hey
Versuvian man > hey
Kattius > hey
anister > it's fat albert
Versuvian man > hey
Kattius > hey
anister > it's fat albert
In Jita Local...
Dynai > what is the main hub in this zone?
Ernie000 > Yulai
trader4life > rens
Percefis > bwf
Ernie000 > Orvolle
Packtu'sa > NOL
Ernie000 > EC-P8R
Ms Tinkerbell > rancer
trader2die4 > HED-GP
Sinister Logic > but defiinitly not here >.>
Packtu'sa > COAD's another place
Dynai > what is the main hub in this zone?
Ernie000 > Yulai
trader4life > rens
Percefis > bwf
Ernie000 > Orvolle
Packtu'sa > NOL
Ernie000 > EC-P8R
Ms Tinkerbell > rancer
trader2die4 > HED-GP
Sinister Logic > but defiinitly not here >.>
Packtu'sa > COAD's another place
Shinnen > once i pretitioned some guy with mafia in his name saying i had previously had run ins with mafia related gangsters and found it offensive
Commander Killah > kinda fun to see every time i finsh learning skill everything takes less time to train
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
Marcathonas > I prefer finishing gunnery skills
Marcathonas > everything takes less time to die! o/
Red 7 > Says the expert
Marcathonas > the only reason I've ever lost a fight is because the other person didn't die first.
Disteeler > our battleships can't repel lag of that magnitude, it's a trap!!!11!!!
Carr Lan > I tried to salvage a minmitar ship for an hour today, untill the pilot told me to stop following him around
bluechimera > i wanna be a care whore
bluechimera > ill care if i get paid for it
ArcticFox > that is probably the worst way you could have put that
ArcticFox > ever
ArcticFox > go back to your cage
bluechimera > yes sir
bluechimera > ill care if i get paid for it
ArcticFox > that is probably the worst way you could have put that
ArcticFox > ever
ArcticFox > go back to your cage
bluechimera > yes sir