Matt Armada > Heh...I got a kid grounded over halo once
Nex Balatro > lol matt
Nex Balatro > how you do that?
Matt Armada > Little bastard was being annoying so I convinced em I had a secret for Infinite ammo
Matt Armada > Made em turn his tv up WAY high, put my voice over speakers and put his ear next to it
Matt Armada > Then I screamed at the top of my lungs he was watching porn. Next thing I hear is
Matt Armada > *WHAT!* *THUD, STOMP STOMPSTOMPSTOMP SLAM* WHAT ARE YTOU WATCHING YOU LITTLE SHI * NO MOM, IM NOT I SWEAR, NOOOOOO*Player has disconnected*
Nex Balatro > lol matt
Nex Balatro > how you do that?
Matt Armada > Little bastard was being annoying so I convinced em I had a secret for Infinite ammo
Matt Armada > Made em turn his tv up WAY high, put my voice over speakers and put his ear next to it
Matt Armada > Then I screamed at the top of my lungs he was watching porn. Next thing I hear is
Matt Armada > *WHAT!* *THUD, STOMP STOMPSTOMPSTOMP SLAM* WHAT ARE YTOU WATCHING YOU LITTLE SHI * NO MOM, IM NOT I SWEAR, NOOOOOO*Player has disconnected*
T2 Taylor > jesus our alliance is going crazy lol
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Fifinella > Hm. Has anyone realised that we could decorate our christmas trees with Sansha ships?
Fifinella > "Deck the halls with Sansha's Reavers, tralalalala la lal lal laa..."
Fifinella > "Deck the halls with Sansha's Reavers, tralalalala la lal lal laa..."
Arvald >ok the room has stopped spinning so i thing the scotch monster has left me alone
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Arvald >hes lke the tequila monster except he makes you think your invincible
Arvald >and he wears a kilt
Arvald >also on a side note my head is not stronger than the sidewalk
Khellias> So I was wrong.
Khellias> Silver Fuzzler isn't a firework.
Khellias> It's much more like the name of some really bizarre mixed drink.
Khellias> Probably involves a scattering of weapons-grade plutonium on the surface of it.
Khellias> Silver Fuzzler isn't a firework.
Khellias> It's much more like the name of some really bizarre mixed drink.
Khellias> Probably involves a scattering of weapons-grade plutonium on the surface of it.
Drexeh > I am chasing this domi
Drexeh > in a scorp with 7 points
Drexeh > lol
Noobjuice > i doubt that's enough :D
Drexeh > against a domi?
Drexeh > how many lows does it have?
Drexeh > aw shit :S
Drexeh > ffs
Drexeh > SEVEN FUCKING STABS
anister > lol
Drexeh > I HATE LIFE
Drexeh > in a scorp with 7 points
Drexeh > lol
Noobjuice > i doubt that's enough :D
Drexeh > against a domi?
Drexeh > how many lows does it have?
Drexeh > aw shit :S
Drexeh > ffs
Drexeh > SEVEN FUCKING STABS
anister > lol
Drexeh > I HATE LIFE
Lionel Ou > or you could come down to 0.0, there's an op soon, for people that want to fly down here
Chuck Loris > whot is op?
Chuck Loris > opera? ^^
DraLaFi > aye we sing along on ventrilo
Lionel Ou > ... not very good, but still
Chuck Loris > whot is op?
Chuck Loris > opera? ^^
DraLaFi > aye we sing along on ventrilo
Lionel Ou > ... not very good, but still
whopper > err, did i saw a capital ship hauling trit ?
bUBbLeS g0aT > u saw a cap ship hauling mex
bUBbLeS g0aT > u saw a cap ship hauling mex
General Dynasty > MACTEP > fofofofofo?????
Remedial > it spreads like herpes
Remedial > one day you're normal, the next day you have razor burn
General Dynasty > so who's the wife in this situation ra or the goons?
Remedial > and then your parents ask you over turkey WHATS THAT ON YOU RFACE
Remedial > and you can't tell them about the hookers and blow
Remedial > that's what life is like in GS
Stahlregen > i love blow
Remedial > life <i>on the edge</i>
Remedial > MACTEP is my common law wife. We are a hot lesbian couple on the internet.
Remedial > You should check out my meatspin website
General Dynasty > dude you need to get some air your starting to believe your own bull shit now
Remedial > what
Stahlregen > sarcasm detector
Stahlregen > BORKEN
Remedial > Stahlregen why do you hate Minmatar
Stahlregen > I'll get banned if i answer that you ass
Remedial > I will bring the red pen to you for this answer!
Stahlregen > fine, i need a break in empire anyway
Remedial > Pack your shit, GET TO EMPIER
Stahlregen > i cant seem to escape your event horizon'
Remedial > nothing may escape the gravitas of my situation
Remedial > And by situation I mean ass
General Dynasty > hey thats an original quote
Remedial > This sounds like a matter for the Leonard J. Crabs Legal Consortium
Stahlregen > Rem, you need to work more lawyer jargon into your talk and become like a fake-real armchair lawyer
Remedial > Attorney Bushido Zen will be contacting you shortly
Remedial > If the pod do not fit, you must acquit
Remedial > it spreads like herpes
Remedial > one day you're normal, the next day you have razor burn
General Dynasty > so who's the wife in this situation ra or the goons?
Remedial > and then your parents ask you over turkey WHATS THAT ON YOU RFACE
Remedial > and you can't tell them about the hookers and blow
Remedial > that's what life is like in GS
Stahlregen > i love blow
Remedial > life <i>on the edge</i>
Remedial > MACTEP is my common law wife. We are a hot lesbian couple on the internet.
Remedial > You should check out my meatspin website
General Dynasty > dude you need to get some air your starting to believe your own bull shit now
Remedial > what
Stahlregen > sarcasm detector
Stahlregen > BORKEN
Remedial > Stahlregen why do you hate Minmatar
Stahlregen > I'll get banned if i answer that you ass
Remedial > I will bring the red pen to you for this answer!
Stahlregen > fine, i need a break in empire anyway
Remedial > Pack your shit, GET TO EMPIER
Stahlregen > i cant seem to escape your event horizon'
Remedial > nothing may escape the gravitas of my situation
Remedial > And by situation I mean ass
General Dynasty > hey thats an original quote
Remedial > This sounds like a matter for the Leonard J. Crabs Legal Consortium
Stahlregen > Rem, you need to work more lawyer jargon into your talk and become like a fake-real armchair lawyer
Remedial > Attorney Bushido Zen will be contacting you shortly
Remedial > If the pod do not fit, you must acquit
Rublek > hmm, i think i am eve - i went for a lie down, the server crashed, my alarm clock went off, the server came up o.O