Willem Revolati > in space no one can hear your emo rage quit
Nahia Senne > /emote does the ctrl+q
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Nahia Senne > :p
Xanaxa > cheater!!!!
Spathi > LOGOFFSKI
Nahia Senne > hey, its EVE!!!
Nahia Senne > its called GAME MECHANICS =D
Xanaxa > :P
Spathi > f9 module!
Xanaxa > imagine Starwars
Xanaxa > Luke about to destroy the deathstar
Xanaxa > and then the Emperor loggs off :p
Sarmaul > also, is there anyone online who can give me my read-only roles back as I'm a wee bit drunk and hit the wrong button a few too many times :/
Iracham > the english language is a back alley mugger waiting for other languages to happen by and then it smacks them in the face with a 2 by 4 and steals their vocabulary
p1ccard > ooo, a griffin. fancy
p1ccard > got ourselves a nice mini-gang
Jude Kopenhagen > Griffins are like jailbait
p1ccard > lol, i fail to see the metaphor
Jude Kopenhagen > They look easy, but they can get you into lost of trouble
p1ccard > got ourselves a nice mini-gang
Jude Kopenhagen > Griffins are like jailbait
p1ccard > lol, i fail to see the metaphor
Jude Kopenhagen > They look easy, but they can get you into lost of trouble
DeathGrip > 2005.06.27 00:41:35 combat Lataro [DDC] hits you, doing 1.5 damage because he has no skill, no chance at life or in EVE. He should just give you all his stuff and mine for you 23/7.
<+Sokhar> if you plan on lots of fucking
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
Cyther > for some strange reason, I have come to the realization that eve is lacking a civilian missile launcher
Sphalerite > proof tat CCP hats Cadari!!!11!
Sphalerite > proof tat CCP hats Cadari!!!11!
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
ChronoSphere > "And Chrono said "let there be beer" and lo, a keg of Guiness indeed did appear....
Sevarus James > now THATS more like it. :)
mo3s > wow...are you a priest?
ChronoSphere > No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night
Sevarus James > now THATS more like it. :)
mo3s > wow...are you a priest?
ChronoSphere > No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn express last night