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Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Gomh Sabbah > why name yourself after the worst bad guys in the worst 2 seasons of the worst sci-fi show, Prior?
PriorGabriel > why because I can..........why did you call yourself a twat?
Da'Kor > man I'm hung over like a mofo
ElCheeco mofo > hmmm
ElCheeco mofo > hehe
Da'Kor > I'm hung over like an Elcheeco mofo.
N1fty > but you wouldnt want to be hung like one
ElCheeco mofo > lmao
Kebal > then i can catch you with your thumb in ya mouth
Kebal > maybe record a small vid clip
Kebal > that way they can hear you snore as well
MEPH1ST0 > NOOOOOOOO
MEPH1ST0 > i dont snore
MEPH1ST0 > twat
Kebal > you do while sucking ya thumb
Kayne Darklight > enough, i want to actually sleep tonight
Kayne Darklight > not have nightmares
Kebal > heheheheh
Kebal > he logged in shame
Kayne Darklight > either that, or he`s pulled out the cable to strangle you with?
Hira'razhir > Kehm!
Hira'razhir > i wanna talk to you :
Jacob Etienne > ill talk to ya.. im prettier
Jacob Etienne > plus easier
Jacob Etienne > /emote purrs
Kehmor > ok hira
Hira'razhir > you arent the one for me, sorry
Kehmor > lets talk
Hira'razhir > :)
Kehmor > is this a private convo *wink wink*
Jacob Etienne > ooh
Jacob Etienne > keep it public
Jacob Etienne > /emote needs fappage material
Jacob Etienne > ...good god.. im becoming Entity.
Toushi Kimura > We could advertise ourselves as anon-friendly
Toushi Kimura > That might get us some recruits
BloodBird > Oh yeah that would certainly help us wouldn't it
Toushi Kimura > Hey at least we're not advertising as goon-friendly
Andreus Ixiris > Because everyone would know that's a complete lie
Andreus Ixiris > Even Goonswarm aren't goon-friendly
Shadow XII > I command you to build a monument to me.
Enoll > *gets an erection*
Enoll > good enough?
Sugar x > lol...destroy the industrials & bring there shipment to base for inspection....and what is this high-tech shipment that we must meet & inspect....40 m3 of constructions blocks
Sugar x > "yup, that there is a block, you can see by examining its rectangular shape"
Commander Venture > yeah I looked at local just now there were five of us
Commander Venture > we all had bounties on us
Commander Venture > It was like, this....
Commander Venture > Victim: "Who shot me?" Local: "Um, the guy with the bounty."
Commander Venture > Victim: "Thanks for narrowing that down"
Princess Aricia > what is a good shag?
Shani Mukantagara > when you squirt at the end
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