<@Xero> Think the shaver is done recharging
<@Xero> afk
<@Xero> bitch
<@Xero> 0_0
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> My dad needs to use the bathroom now
<@Xero> So i need to wait like 20 min
<Gindar> shave outside
<@Xero> No mirror
<@Xero> How do you shave the back of your head
<Gindar> you dont need a mirror to shave
<Gindar> trust me i shave in the shower all the time
<Gindar> i love it
<@Xero> My head for the record
<Gindar> i just use my finger to feel around
<@Xero> >_<
<&Malf> lol
<@Xero> This is the first time i did it anyway
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> I have emo hair
<@Xero> I made a huge S in my hair
<@Xero> And it ran out of battery
<@Xero> afk
<@Xero> bitch
<@Xero> 0_0
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> My dad needs to use the bathroom now
<@Xero> So i need to wait like 20 min
<Gindar> shave outside
<@Xero> No mirror
<@Xero> How do you shave the back of your head
<Gindar> you dont need a mirror to shave
<Gindar> trust me i shave in the shower all the time
<Gindar> i love it
<@Xero> My head for the record
<Gindar> i just use my finger to feel around
<@Xero> >_<
<&Malf> lol
<@Xero> This is the first time i did it anyway
<@Xero> Fucking gay
<@Xero> I have emo hair
<@Xero> I made a huge S in my hair
<@Xero> And it ran out of battery
Ramashek > elliot is fighting a friendly on misaba gate in r3
(elliot is in a nanophoon)
Aralis > Get in there and kill it please in R3.
Aralis > Anyone in R3 - Misaba gate and fire at Elliott.
(literally a minute later)
Aralis > Good god what's that hauler doing there?!
Ramashek > i was target jamming elliot :P
(elliot is in a nanophoon)
Aralis > Get in there and kill it please in R3.
Aralis > Anyone in R3 - Misaba gate and fire at Elliott.
(literally a minute later)
Aralis > Good god what's that hauler doing there?!
Ramashek > i was target jamming elliot :P
Pocurk > i just have no clue about this technical stuff, so like the little girl i am, i try and derail the topic to be more about me :)
Bado Sten > lol
Shinzann > /emote thinks he just found another omgrawr quote
Pocurk > baaah
Pocurk > i want royalties
Pocurk > no one is gonne be allowed to gigle at my expence unless i profit from it !
Shinzann > I can call you Princess if you like
Bado Sten > lol
Shinzann > /emote thinks he just found another omgrawr quote
Pocurk > baaah
Pocurk > i want royalties
Pocurk > no one is gonne be allowed to gigle at my expence unless i profit from it !
Shinzann > I can call you Princess if you like
Booliemantin > wtf... the npc battle ships ran away
Booliemantin > i didnt think my drake was that scary
Katsuo Nuruodo > They've heard about you
Katsuo Nuruodo > seen the bodies of their compatriots floating in the fields
Booliemantin > lol prolly
Katsuo Nuruodo > Legend has it that a drake will come, and liberate all the blood raiders from this mundane existence. They wonder, is this the one?
Booliemantin > i didnt think my drake was that scary
Katsuo Nuruodo > They've heard about you
Katsuo Nuruodo > seen the bodies of their compatriots floating in the fields
Booliemantin > lol prolly
Katsuo Nuruodo > Legend has it that a drake will come, and liberate all the blood raiders from this mundane existence. They wonder, is this the one?
Kurisar > who needs enemies when you're CCP
Sanaya Sien > well, eve is PvCCP after all
Sanaya Sien > well, eve is PvCCP after all
<Kurenin> i dunno tbh
<Kurenin> i feel quite bad for dissing tank
<Temistokles> ^_^
<Temistokles> :(
<Kurenin> it's like hitting a retarded kid with his own hand and telling him to stop it :/
<Kurenin> i feel quite bad for dissing tank
<Temistokles> ^_^
<Temistokles> :(
<Kurenin> it's like hitting a retarded kid with his own hand and telling him to stop it :/
Nuggan> brb...gotta go to the toilet and get some food
mirel yirrin> you eat...ugh..
Nuggan> Not at the same time! I swear!
mirel yirrin> too late, omgrarwed :P
mirel yirrin> you eat...ugh..
Nuggan> Not at the same time! I swear!
mirel yirrin> too late, omgrarwed :P
Leonard Achana > 22:08:28 Notify Strip Dancer I deactivates as it finds the wallet it was harvesting a pale shadow of its former glory.
Kalest > javelins loaded
Malion > "Approach the stargate"
Kalest > and unloaded
Malion > "Approach the stargate"
Kalest > and unloaded
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
♪ "In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih