Calibar Dunterii > what's everyone doin in here? hmmm?
ysuran may > killin rats!
Calibar Dunterii > in soviet russia, rats kill you!
ysuran may > normally in 0.4, yeah!
ysuran may > killin rats!
Calibar Dunterii > in soviet russia, rats kill you!
ysuran may > normally in 0.4, yeah!
Phlax > SPIRALJUNKIE IN A BOB CHANNEL, POSSIBLY LOOKING FAT AND AWKWARD ON CAMERA TO AID THE WAR EFFORT???
Sythrax Janius > is that a rl distance measurement?
Sythrax Janius > au
Lyssa Firehart > yep... its the average distance from earth to sol
Ethan Magnar > just say the sun, you nerd
Sythrax Janius > au
Lyssa Firehart > yep... its the average distance from earth to sol
Ethan Magnar > just say the sun, you nerd
SuperNova221 > My comet is on fire, so sad.
Ara Vaiwa > no, now its a real comet
Ara Vaiwa > no, now its a real comet
<Eewec> just curious, but are the devs aware that the website is heavily MIA?
<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
![http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"](http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"){kind=link}
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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Zuju: Apparently there was a major incident on the Sydney metro line today. The conductor apparently had a bad day and had been hitting the drink. At the end of the line he opened the doors on both sides of the train and went out the wrong set and fell on the tracks. He landed across the third rail, but was a poor conductor and survived.
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
Yuki Li > .. you suck, tatsue.
Tatsue Nuko > I do, yes.,
Tatsue Nuko > You'r just jealous because you don't get any... :p
Yuki Li > been there
Yuki Li > done you
Yuki Li > *that
Tatsue Nuko > lol
Tatsue Nuko > Freudian...
Argon > lol
Tatsue Nuko > I do, yes.,
Tatsue Nuko > You'r just jealous because you don't get any... :p
Yuki Li > been there
Yuki Li > done you
Yuki Li > *that
Tatsue Nuko > lol
Tatsue Nuko > Freudian...
Argon > lol
Zztltlr > very nice
Uroborus > :O
Cybermanzero > /emote bows
Zztltlr > clapclapclapclap
Cybermanzero > encore?
Zztltlr > encore encore
Cybermanzero > /emote bows again, and again
Zztltlr > you sick fucker
Cybermanzero > *snap* ACH mah frikkin back
Zztltlr > quit bowing i see your warts
Cybermanzero > they're not warts, they're grapes, and they make the finest whine
Zztltlr > my cup is full, thanks anyway
Uroborus > :O
Cybermanzero > /emote bows
Zztltlr > clapclapclapclap
Cybermanzero > encore?
Zztltlr > encore encore
Cybermanzero > /emote bows again, and again
Zztltlr > you sick fucker
Cybermanzero > *snap* ACH mah frikkin back
Zztltlr > quit bowing i see your warts
Cybermanzero > they're not warts, they're grapes, and they make the finest whine
Zztltlr > my cup is full, thanks anyway
mirel yirrin > Ignore me, I'm bloodthirsty and drunk on power/beer
Kelron Queldine > I ignore you anyway
Kelron Queldine > don't worry
mirel yirrin > >.>
mirel yirrin > You shouldn't ignore me all the time
Kelron Queldine > I'll be the judge of that
Olixia Castitatis > We love you Mirel. None the less, its best to ignore you.
mirel yirrin > Occasionally I say something sane and not likely to get you killed.
Olixia Castitatis > Nah.
mirel yirrin > Aye, most of the time I say things that get you Horribly murdered.
Kelron Queldine > "Attack the Vexor! My Brutix is fast enough to get there before you die!"
mirel yirrin > I never said you'd suirvive
Kelron Queldine > no
Kelron Queldine > I know
Kelron Queldine > at least you died too ¬_¬
mirel yirrin > Ah yes, but that wasn't really supposed to happen
Kelron Queldine > I mean, shame you died too
Kelron Queldine > I ignore you anyway
Kelron Queldine > don't worry
mirel yirrin > >.>
mirel yirrin > You shouldn't ignore me all the time
Kelron Queldine > I'll be the judge of that
Olixia Castitatis > We love you Mirel. None the less, its best to ignore you.
mirel yirrin > Occasionally I say something sane and not likely to get you killed.
Olixia Castitatis > Nah.
mirel yirrin > Aye, most of the time I say things that get you Horribly murdered.
Kelron Queldine > "Attack the Vexor! My Brutix is fast enough to get there before you die!"
mirel yirrin > I never said you'd suirvive
Kelron Queldine > no
Kelron Queldine > I know
Kelron Queldine > at least you died too ¬_¬
mirel yirrin > Ah yes, but that wasn't really supposed to happen
Kelron Queldine > I mean, shame you died too
DARWINS THEORY > thx guys what a noob i am:)
jih chop > AWww, darwin - you're not a noob, your just not as evolved as the rest of us :)
jih chop > AWww, darwin - you're not a noob, your just not as evolved as the rest of us :)