Cyphr_Sonic> Wormholes are like Gloryholes in that depending on who is on the other side it can either be fantastic or tragic
Nkalv > well i only got laid like once every 3 months so when it finnaly happens i all over it
Sir Yiffles > you should visit jita more often, there are people you can pay for that kind of thing
Sir Yiffles > you should visit jita more often, there are people you can pay for that kind of thing
Artar > if you want to mine some
Artar > rightclick space
Artar > and go to the steroid field
Sonic Slayer > drugs are bad Mmkay?
Kinran > steroid fields? someone call concord, players have been using steroids in the fields again
jag16 > cONCORD!!!
Artar > rightclick space
Artar > and go to the steroid field
Sonic Slayer > drugs are bad Mmkay?
Kinran > steroid fields? someone call concord, players have been using steroids in the fields again
jag16 > cONCORD!!!
Gretau Ophidius > got that from the "bondage woman", at least that's what we call her
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
Teela Belwynn > oh you do do you?
Gretau Ophidius > some people sell roses in bars.. but one night a woman came in with a table full of bondage and discipline gear
Rhumble > *raises eyes*
Celeb'loki > lol
Ggrimreaper > different
Rhumble > *remembers not to be surprised*
Gretau Ophidius > she came up behind me and used the paddle on me.. stroke stroke stroke.. SMACK!
Gretau Ophidius > and I said I GOTTA HAVE THAT!
Celeb'loki > lol
Rhumble > but not in public mum :(
Gretau Ophidius > a friend who was with me kept hitting on her, she wasn't interested, but that wasn't stopping him
Gretau Ophidius > so she asked him to buy her a drink.. then handcuffed him to the bar :)
Gretau Ophidius > putting him out of commission for a while
Teela Belwynn > heheh
Gretau Ophidius > she finally let him go when he was about to wet himself
Celeb'loki > rofl
Ggrimreaper > creul but bloody funny
Gretau Ophidius > was a fun night :)
FatBloke > they will have MS software driving our cars soon
FatBloke :shudders:
Tien Venor doesnt want his car to crash twice a week
Brutha Brutus > red windscreen of death
FatBloke :shudders:
Tien Venor doesnt want his car to crash twice a week
Brutha Brutus > red windscreen of death
<travelingsales> 27 minutes till I join the civilized people who have mastered Electronics V
<travelingsales> before now I was just banging my ship computer with a stick
<travelingsales> before now I was just banging my ship computer with a stick
Azieru Vega > is it just me, or is the Minmatar fighter about to explode?
Shadow XII > Minmatar everything is about to expode.
Shadow XII > Minmatar everything is about to expode.
Faxtarious > EVE will always have falws
Hari Markkus > nice kill there banana
Banana Torres > Yeah, I thought so, hard fought, but in the end I triumphed
Hari Markkus > shuttles can be tough, maybe try for a noob ship now
Banana Torres > Dunno if I'm reddy to deal with Velators yet
Banana Torres > Yeah, I thought so, hard fought, but in the end I triumphed
Hari Markkus > shuttles can be tough, maybe try for a noob ship now
Banana Torres > Dunno if I'm reddy to deal with Velators yet
Githerax > * I was in a hotel room and my friend comes over, he says "can I use the phone?" I said "certainly." He said "do I need to dial 9?" "Yeah... especially if it's in the number. You can try 4 and 5 back to back real quick."