Shadow XII > MInmatar: It's what's for dinner.
Crashddown > minmatar FTW!
Shadow XII > FTW indeed, but that doesnt stop 'em being tasty.
Crashddown > aww too skinny
Crashddown > i would like to eat an amarr
Johor > High cholesteraol
Shadow XII > I would like to eat that Gallente chick in the Gallente pic.
Shadow XII > Mmm-mm.
Johor > alll that blubber
Crashddown > ohh yea!
Shadow XII > CCP's gonna have my ass for THAT comment.
Crashddown > heh
Shadow XII > But seriously - put the Minmatar boobs on the Gallente's face and you have yourself a winner.
de votso > lol
Shadow XII > Yep. CCP gon' have my ass.
Shadow XII > Fine, one more:
Shadow XII > Gallente woman: I'd like to send MY pioneers through HER wormhole.
Shadow XII > Okay, Im done now.
Crashddown > lmfao!
de votso > lol
Korwen Corleone > wha?
Shadow XII > Never you mind, Korwen.
Shadow XII > Teeheehee.
Crashddown > minmatar FTW!
Shadow XII > FTW indeed, but that doesnt stop 'em being tasty.
Crashddown > aww too skinny
Crashddown > i would like to eat an amarr
Johor > High cholesteraol
Shadow XII > I would like to eat that Gallente chick in the Gallente pic.
Shadow XII > Mmm-mm.
Johor > alll that blubber
Crashddown > ohh yea!
Shadow XII > CCP's gonna have my ass for THAT comment.
Crashddown > heh
Shadow XII > But seriously - put the Minmatar boobs on the Gallente's face and you have yourself a winner.
de votso > lol
Shadow XII > Yep. CCP gon' have my ass.
Shadow XII > Fine, one more:
Shadow XII > Gallente woman: I'd like to send MY pioneers through HER wormhole.
Shadow XII > Okay, Im done now.
Crashddown > lmfao!
de votso > lol
Korwen Corleone > wha?
Shadow XII > Never you mind, Korwen.
Shadow XII > Teeheehee.
<Kayosoni> OMG I FOUND A HORRIBLE BUG.
<Kayosoni> ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.
<Kayosoni> EVE MUST STOP UNTIL ITS FIXED!
<GeromeDoutrande> there is a max amount of screenshots you can take?
<Kayosoni> ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.
<Kayosoni> EVE MUST STOP UNTIL ITS FIXED!
<GeromeDoutrande> there is a max amount of screenshots you can take?
nerikawa > /emote begins hitting argons capital ship control units and computer chips with a hammer*
Argon Rep > /emote starts picking up all the little pieces and breaks out the super glue
nerikawa > argon.. are you making a minmatar ship?
Argon Rep > now i am :(
Argon Rep > /emote starts picking up all the little pieces and breaks out the super glue
nerikawa > argon.. are you making a minmatar ship?
Argon Rep > now i am :(
DraLaFi > well no worries... take it slow.. thats what eve wants... slow and hard not quick and dirty ;)
Faltryka > the phoon is uniquely suited for collecting trash
Catamarack > I like my phoon damn it
Faltryka > I like that its yours and not mine ^^
Catamarack > I like my phoon damn it
Faltryka > I like that its yours and not mine ^^
PheonixFlight > 7.5 is stupidly big
Eronion > Thats a 472 cubic inches, for you non metric
types.
PheonixFlight > must make lots of noise
Eronion > yes, its big - thats what she said.
Eronion > Thats a 472 cubic inches, for you non metric
types.
PheonixFlight > must make lots of noise
Eronion > yes, its big - thats what she said.
Herschel Yamamoto > five dead titans in one battle? jesus, what are they feeding you 0.0 types?
TeaDaze > lag
TeaDaze > lag
Chrismyazz > dramie down
Iam Widdershins > WOO
Iam Widdershins > who was it?
Chrismyazz > the WT
Iam Widdershins > same guy?
Chrismyazz > yep
Chrismyazz > podded too
Chrismyazz > guess what i got it with
Chrismyazz > guess the ship
Iam Widdershins > stiletto
Iam Widdershins > wait no
Iam Widdershins > tengu
Chrismyazz > nope
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > breacher
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > ...shuttle?
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > corpse
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > idk
Chrismyazz > draek
Iam Widdershins > oh god
Iam Widdershins > WOO
Iam Widdershins > who was it?
Chrismyazz > the WT
Iam Widdershins > same guy?
Chrismyazz > yep
Chrismyazz > podded too
Chrismyazz > guess what i got it with
Chrismyazz > guess the ship
Iam Widdershins > stiletto
Iam Widdershins > wait no
Iam Widdershins > tengu
Chrismyazz > nope
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > breacher
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > ...shuttle?
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > corpse
Chrismyazz > lower
Iam Widdershins > idk
Chrismyazz > draek
Iam Widdershins > oh god
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Gareth Ultari > manlove, you do really shitty damage
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o
Gareth Ultari > like, really really shitty
Max Manlove > I am a slow and sensual lover
hereward rowland > 0_o