Entity > my uncle is older than 45 and I'd do him any time of the week :P
Entity > he's cute ^.^
Entity > he's cute ^.^
Ashen Shugar > lost my mega outside the station
Feek > What did you do, who did you do a hostile act on?
Ashen Shugar > it said I had done something in view of the sentry guns
Ashen Shugar > and they owned me
... time passes ... Approx 45 seconds later ...
Ashen Shugar > what the fuck
Ashen Shugar > I just went and got another BS and undocked and they popped me again
Feek > What did you do, who did you do a hostile act on?
Ashen Shugar > it said I had done something in view of the sentry guns
Ashen Shugar > and they owned me
... time passes ... Approx 45 seconds later ...
Ashen Shugar > what the fuck
Ashen Shugar > I just went and got another BS and undocked and they popped me again
Aracturus > I seem to have this swarm of women
Aracturus > It's like flies sometimes.
Aracturus > Seriously, if you saw my inbox, you'd be shocked
Aracturus > pages of propositions D:
Andreus Ixiris > You're a goon, your inbox is full of dicks
Aracturus > My inbox was full of dicks long before I became a goon
Aracturus > It's like flies sometimes.
Aracturus > Seriously, if you saw my inbox, you'd be shocked
Aracturus > pages of propositions D:
Andreus Ixiris > You're a goon, your inbox is full of dicks
Aracturus > My inbox was full of dicks long before I became a goon
<Zolthar> rag im gonna move ship
<Zolthar> i meant car :P
<Zolthar> i meant car :P
<Alasse> well pardon me for not being a jobless slacker/greek
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
<Alasse> :/
<Juan_Andalusian> i aint jobless
<Juan_Andalusian> i just made the decision
<Juan_Andalusian> that i will live less lavishly
<Juan_Andalusian> than you
<Juan_Andalusian> and it's paying off
<Juan_Andalusian> cause you ll be able to spend more time in your super pc in you uber sofachair when you are 55
<Juan_Andalusian> but you ll be wrinkly
<Juan_Andalusian> and tired
<Juan_Andalusian> and crap at fps games
<Juan_Andalusian> whereas i would have enjoyed my gaming years
<Juan_Andalusian> during my prime
<Juan_Andalusian> and then again when we are 70
<Juan_Andalusian> i ll be coming to manchester
<Juan_Andalusian> to take you for walks
<Juan_Andalusian> since you ll have become an old cripple
<Juan_Andalusian> from playing too many games at an old age
<Juan_Andalusian> and one day
<Juan_Andalusian> when we are 85
<Juan_Andalusian> and our dicks will be dried up
<Juan_Andalusian> our eyesight completely gone
<Juan_Andalusian> our hair all fallen
<Juan_Andalusian> you will turn to me
<Juan_Andalusian> and in your dieing breath
<Juan_Andalusian> you will admitt
<Juan_Andalusian> "you were right juan"
<Juan_Andalusian> "i should have logged on to kill one more RISE bs"
<Juan_Andalusian> there you go Droopy
<Juan_Andalusian> your life
<Juan_Andalusian> in a nutshell
Pax comander > that right i have the frighter
Chrysalis Kashaar > oh god, I'm freightened
Chrysalis Kashaar > scnr :D
Pax comander > shh, i just started drinking
Pax comander > on my way to *censored*
Pax comander > all aborad
Jade Moonshadow > I am not driving with a drunk freighter pilot.
Jade Moonshadow > You'll kill us, and it will take an hour to do it
Chrysalis Kashaar > oh god, I'm freightened
Chrysalis Kashaar > scnr :D
Pax comander > shh, i just started drinking
Pax comander > on my way to *censored*
Pax comander > all aborad
Jade Moonshadow > I am not driving with a drunk freighter pilot.
Jade Moonshadow > You'll kill us, and it will take an hour to do it
XirtamVotf > ALL PILOTS TO 1V-L
Feiko > its local xirt
Critta > umm, this is 1V-L Xirt...
Feiko > everyone here IS in 1v
Feiko > its local xirt
Critta > umm, this is 1V-L Xirt...
Feiko > everyone here IS in 1v
* Dirk Fallows looks ijn disgust on his current mission
Dirk Fallows > "A special delivery"
Dirk Fallows > special as in "retarded"
Dirk Fallows > "A special delivery"
Dirk Fallows > special as in "retarded"
EVE System > Channel changed to J7A-UR Local Channel
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
goober6644 > anyone want to give a poor guy 10 mil?
CAPTAiN 0BVi0US > poor people dont need that kind of isk
goober6644 > yes they do
SilentHunter13 > no, go back under your rock already
goober6644 > i need to buy more exotic dancers
SilentHunter13 > who moved the rock anyway?
SilentHunter13 > 10mils worth of exotic dancers?
SilentHunter13 > what you gonna do?
goober6644 > i only have 10 :(
SilentHunter13 > have a planet of nothing but exotic dancers
goober6644 > .......... dibs on the idea
SilentHunter13 > and you'd end up being even pooreer
SilentHunter13 > when the dancers demand stuff from you
SilentHunter13 > and if you get married
SilentHunter13 > then prepare to get stoned to death
SilentHunter13 > try telling the other 300k women on the planet that they arent the type for you
goober6644 > whats worng with polygamy?
SilentHunter13 > probably better to just shoot yourself, infact i'll give you 100isk to buy a gun
goober6644 > wrong*
SilentHunter13 > nothing
goober6644 > make it 100mil isk and i will do it
CAPTAiN 0BVi0US > poor people dont need that kind of isk
goober6644 > yes they do
SilentHunter13 > no, go back under your rock already
goober6644 > i need to buy more exotic dancers
SilentHunter13 > who moved the rock anyway?
SilentHunter13 > 10mils worth of exotic dancers?
SilentHunter13 > what you gonna do?
goober6644 > i only have 10 :(
SilentHunter13 > have a planet of nothing but exotic dancers
goober6644 > .......... dibs on the idea
SilentHunter13 > and you'd end up being even pooreer
SilentHunter13 > when the dancers demand stuff from you
SilentHunter13 > and if you get married
SilentHunter13 > then prepare to get stoned to death
SilentHunter13 > try telling the other 300k women on the planet that they arent the type for you
goober6644 > whats worng with polygamy?
SilentHunter13 > probably better to just shoot yourself, infact i'll give you 100isk to buy a gun
goober6644 > wrong*
SilentHunter13 > nothing
goober6644 > make it 100mil isk and i will do it