Churick > numbers are bad...
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
Patrick Kasper > but you can do funny stuff with em
Patrick Kasper > like writing "boobies" on your calculator
Churick > knowing how we behaved around calculators it was inevitable the internets would be used for porn
Magosian > I have an erebus in my pants
Ame Sonoda > there must be very little room for your penis
Ame Sonoda > there must be very little room for your penis
John Renwick > /emote threatens Cletus with banjo opera if he resists
Cletus Graeme > banjo opera - haha !
Cletus Graeme > i bet they use that down in guatanomo :D
Cletus Graeme > banjo opera - haha !
Cletus Graeme > i bet they use that down in guatanomo :D
Damarkin > fast afk
Damarkin > back
RichardBlack > !! that was speedy
RichardBlack > afk even faster than damarkin!!!!!
Damarkin > just walked 20 feet for a new drinkie
Damarkin > never!
Damarkin > tic toc
Damarkin > failed
RichardBlack > bk
RichardBlack > damnit
RichardBlack > w/e i kicked you ass in speed
RichardBlack > 1 min 3 secs
RichardBlack > u were clearly 1 min 5 seconds :P
Thundertmf > i sat cloaked at a gate on watch once i had to take a dump so bad by the time i got relieved i crapped at the speed of light, was the fastest dump i ever took, it was one of them "BLOOP" ones
El Mauru > you sir, are scary:-P
Damarkin > got a killmail from the toilet eh
Thundertmf > thought i was gonna explode
Damarkin > back
RichardBlack > !! that was speedy
RichardBlack > afk even faster than damarkin!!!!!
Damarkin > just walked 20 feet for a new drinkie
Damarkin > never!
Damarkin > tic toc
Damarkin > failed
RichardBlack > bk
RichardBlack > damnit
RichardBlack > w/e i kicked you ass in speed
RichardBlack > 1 min 3 secs
RichardBlack > u were clearly 1 min 5 seconds :P
Thundertmf > i sat cloaked at a gate on watch once i had to take a dump so bad by the time i got relieved i crapped at the speed of light, was the fastest dump i ever took, it was one of them "BLOOP" ones
El Mauru > you sir, are scary:-P
Damarkin > got a killmail from the toilet eh
Thundertmf > thought i was gonna explode
REALITY X > X-Rated Holoreel Pillaging 101 The Little Pirate That Could Purple Haze all rare
z0li > pr0n!
REALITY X > "Debbie Does Domain" its gooooood
Captain Esharra > can baiters gone wild
z0li > milf
z0li > minmatars id like to f...
z0li > oh wait that one is forbidden
Lord Regulus > Jesus, I warp out 10 systems and back, and you asshats are STILL on this holoreel kick? :P
z0li > pr0n!
REALITY X > "Debbie Does Domain" its gooooood
Captain Esharra > can baiters gone wild
z0li > milf
z0li > minmatars id like to f...
z0li > oh wait that one is forbidden
Lord Regulus > Jesus, I warp out 10 systems and back, and you asshats are STILL on this holoreel kick? :P
Adrian Steel > undisclosed actions like what
Tutskii > they havent disclosed that, Adrian
Tutskii > they havent disclosed that, Adrian
Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
<Fapos> do scan probes work on the test server atm?
<ElweSingollo> trying just now
<ElweSingollo> and don't think so I may be wrong however
<Fapos> yeah ElweSingollo I tried launching one and I cant click on a group to select one
<ElweSingollo> exact same problem here
<mana> Reset camera launches the seamless map..
<Fapos> I also have 399 3au probes in the launcher, dunno if thats right either :P
<Nozh> awesome, we'll call it a feature
<ElweSingollo> trying just now
<ElweSingollo> and don't think so I may be wrong however
<Fapos> yeah ElweSingollo I tried launching one and I cant click on a group to select one
<ElweSingollo> exact same problem here
<mana> Reset camera launches the seamless map..
<Fapos> I also have 399 3au probes in the launcher, dunno if thats right either :P
<Nozh> awesome, we'll call it a feature
Schadow > you want a war darklanz?
Darklandz > what's your problem
Schadow > you are my problem
Darklandz > go ahead make my day
Schadow > you want a war?
Darklandz > i don't answer stupid questions
ikroz > lol
Schadow > go home tommy
Darklandz > and a war, well wouldn't be the first one we fought and won
Schadow > hahaha
Schadow > yoou and you nation are the looser
Darklandz > yea well, learn to spell right first
ikroz > hahaha
Darklandz > well it's been a while i had a local smacktalker
Schadow > i love talking but not with you
Darklandz > well shoot me then
Schadow > i have time,and i have frends
Darklandz > lol, u need friends now suddenly ... heh
Darklandz > what's your problem
Schadow > you are my problem
Darklandz > go ahead make my day
Schadow > you want a war?
Darklandz > i don't answer stupid questions
ikroz > lol
Schadow > go home tommy
Darklandz > and a war, well wouldn't be the first one we fought and won
Schadow > hahaha
Schadow > yoou and you nation are the looser
Darklandz > yea well, learn to spell right first
ikroz > hahaha
Darklandz > well it's been a while i had a local smacktalker
Schadow > i love talking but not with you
Darklandz > well shoot me then
Schadow > i have time,and i have frends
Darklandz > lol, u need friends now suddenly ... heh
Nimeq > EVE makes me feel dumb.. WoW already assumes i am