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Vantlor > i totaly forgot how good applesauce is
Vantlor > its so tasty
Mister Zero > Applesauce is like sweet baby puke.
Vantlor > lol
Maolin > thats what u get for choosing the evil race tbh
Maolin > hmm zealot has nice dmg bonuses but then only has 4 turret hardpoints :S
DaveyR > yeah wank dps good tank 100mil? can f**k off
Maolin > lol wank dps
Maolin > wanking is probably higher dps than a zealot
Maolin > good alpha strike
DaveyR > yeah right in the face
doom5673 > i had some eggs this morning
doom5673 > <i>warp scrambled eggs</i>
Senor Arvald > WELCOME TO EVE ONLINE here is your complementary bar of soap and group shower token
Dj Madness > must have run out of 5 letter names
sagaw > www.who-game.com <br>Quality service, cheap prices <br>200M = 7.15<br>300M = 10.65<br>500M = 17.72<br>1000M = 35.25<br>Welcome your presence
stromhelm > you had to say it didnt you
DmD666 > you encounter the prince of darkness at a gate in 0.0, what do you do?
H Zandramus > offer him ur soul
Leikeze Mrotserif > get a point on him
Noland Devon > WTB a sexy little Minmatar griflriend
Noland Devon > Must be a real girl in real life
Noland Devon > Who am I kidding...girls playing EVE, right.
Fang Khan > Heh! Look at the prices of Sacrilege!
*Fang Khan starts training the appropriate skillz
Davion Vrynn > prices up or down?
Fang Khan > Doubled
Davion Vrynn > I'm assuming up due to speculation...
Fang Khan > Roughly 2x
Davion Vrynn > lovely... should have bought one when they were cheap... >.<
Davion Vrynn > ....not that I can fly one
Fang Khan > ?
Fang Khan > Of course you can fly one
Davion Vrynn > no... no I can't
Davion Vrynn > Amarr frigate IV
Fang Khan > Can you fly a Zealot?
Fang Khan > Sacrilege is a HAC
Davion Vrynn > Oh
Davion Vrynn > Erm
Davion Vrynn > Right
Davion Vrynn > I knew that, of course
Davion Vrynn > Just testing you
Fang Khan > I smelled a test as soon as ye spake
Davion Vrynn > Seeing if you would fall for my implication that it was an interceptor
Fang Khan > ((Malediction))
Davion Vrynn > Hush
Fang Khan > ((Vengeance and Heretic are the other two Khanid ships))
Davion Vrynn > ((Why are we talking in OOC brackets in an OOC channel?))
Fang Khan > ((AF and interdictor))
Fang Khan > ((Because I don't want to embarass you in front of your friends))
Davion Vrynn > But they can still read this....
Vengal Seyhan > LOL. I passed out drunk in KP-FQ1 last night. Woke up in T-8UOF
Vengal Seyhan > To a hangover and a fresh clone. :D
Vengal Seyhan > I was so drunk I accepted a mining mission. Then couldn't find the asteroids.
Vengal Seyhan > The ship I got podded in was a mining laser equipped Celestis.
Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
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