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* Reachok catches himself trying to place ore in corp chat...
From a random passerby's bio:

Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.

I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.

I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.

I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.

I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Agricola Augusta > Hi there sergej
Sergej > heya
Agricola Augusta > I'm smoking today, got 7 killmails Smiley
Sergej > good for you:D
Agricola Augusta > those are just the final blows Wink Was on one where we got a Rapier.
Sergej > why not upload to killboard then?
Agricola Augusta > Did but it doesn't show pods and rookie ships Sad
Sergej > ahhh
Baran > Anyone have an opinion for rigs for a Missions Abaddon? Trimark Armor pumps, or Capacitor Control circuits?
Eran Laude > baran there's an entire subforum devoted to fittings on the website
Eran Laude > use it
Enthes goldhart > what website
Hana Lena > ...
Eran Laude > eve-online.com . . .
Usha Nisha > so i just got down with a private trainer at the gym, and i want to fire him... i think that means hes good at his job
Usha Nisha > done** not down
* Levin is now known as DanielJackson
<DanielJackson> WTF
<DanielJackson> WHY IS TQ DOWN!
<@Ak-Gara> ¬_¬
<@Ak-Gara> lol
<DanielJackson> OMG
<Kadoer> poo seems like it has been forever though
<grimpak> dan.. its patch day
<DanielJackson> THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
<DanielJackson> i cant even get on the forums
<grimpak> ...
<Kadoer> how much time left
<Carda|work> rofl
<@Viceroy> daniel
<grimpak> well it says that it will be up by 3pm gmt
<@Viceroy> log on from irc
<Tank-CEO> Daniel
<Carda|work> GeromeDoutrande this beats your quotes!!!
<Carda|work> :)
<@Viceroy> type this: /server myeve.eve-online.com
<Tank-CEO> FLORIDA JUST GO FUCKIN BOMBED MAN
<Tank-CEO> WORLD WAR 3
<Tank-CEO> OMFG
<Kadoer> what
<Carda|work> ?
<Kadoer> link me
<grimpak> eh?
<Tank-CEO> FUCK ITS THE JAPS
<DanielJackson> NO WAY tank
<Abominable> lol
<Kadoer> rofl
<grimpak> omg lol
<Kadoer> was going to say I live in alabama this might be pertinent info
<DanielJackson> omg
<DanielJackson> IM IN FLORIDA!
<Tank-CEO> WWW.CNN.COM
<DanielJackson> dude
<DanielJackson> can i use your bomb shelter?
<Tank-CEO> NO ITS NORTH KOREA!
<Carda|work> lol
<Kadoer> its not on cnn.com lol
<DanielJackson> omg
<DanielJackson> fucking azns
<Carda|work> Rumsfeld arrives in Iraq
<Carda|work> :)
<Abominable> why would they bomb florida anyway? the tornadoes and hurricanes seems to do a pretty

decent wreckingjob on their own
<_ABE_> lol
<Carda|work> jup
<DanielJackson> no abom
<DanielJackson> youre being ignorant
<DanielJackson> i live in florida and nothing bad ever happens
<DanielJackson> except this north korea thing
<Abominable> right :)
<Abominable> what about the french? no nukes from them?
<DanielJackson> seriously
<DanielJackson> why no tq
<DanielJackson> i can tlog on
<_ABE_> ...
<@Viceroy> Daniel its patch day
<Abominable> its patchday
<DanielJackson> what
<Abominable> u can start whining when they havent fixed the server in 12 hours as usual
<DanielJackson> dude
<DanielJackson> patch day
<DanielJackson> wtf
<DanielJackson> why didnt they say anything
<Kadoer> seems like every mmo I play they take one of my days off from work and make it patch day
<Abominable> sigh
<_ABE_> X-D
<DanielJackson> i told my mom i was sick today
<DanielJackson> so i could stay home and play eve
<DanielJackson> but i cant log on
<Tank-CEO> they have u fuckin dumbass
<Tank-CEO> stfu
<Abominable> [13:33:25] * Levin is now known as DanielJackson
<Abominable> bored levin? :)
* DanielJackson is now known as Levin
<Levin> the forums are down
<Levin>
Kayne Darklight > you have to admit, ccp outdid themselves, i was expecting them to break something in eve...
Shikaku > obviously they thought outside the box
Gehen Sealbreaker > I had some cats. But frankly sometimes I wish I could have one without the digestive features. And the litterbox coming with it.
Aracturus > your forgetting the mess
Aracturus > Agreed, gehen
Lallara Zhuul > if you have greens for them, they dont do the chucking up on the floor bit at all
Lallara Zhuul > they sometimes do the skid marks all over the place thing though
Yuki Li > that's hardly an improvement
Nordstern3 > and why does ketch schedule ops during national holidays?
Ketch Kan > this is eve we dont do holidays
Phoenix Meureux > Who the fuck builds a city underwater!? Douche bags.
Hunter Stockton > space frogs
Rogue Frog > someone say space frogs?
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