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RainbowTinks > contrary to popular belief.. talking to you lot and playing space games does not make me horny.. :o)
Rooker > Anyways, for anyone who truly is bored. Make 2 goals next to a hi sec gate, using secure cans. Then get a gang of nano bs, choose teams, and play soccer with the first freighter that jumps into you.
Rooker > /forum quote
Marcathonas > freighters are hard to bump though
Marcathonas > I'd do it with a large cruiser, maybe a vexor
Marcathonas > that way you can have hurricanes on the wing, crossing it in to the typhoons up front
Marcathonas > obviously a domi in goal, and a defence of a bunch of geddons
Marcathonas > because when a geddon tackles you you fucking stay tackled
Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Synthetic Cultist > I read that water treatment plants are unable to deal with all the things that people put into the system nowadays. medications and whatnots.
Synthetic Cultist > cow hormones in drinking water make girls fat and chesty and so on.
Davlos > You mean other than copious amounts of semen from jerking off? >_>
Evangeline Hale > Ewwwww !
Tobias Trost > What did I just walk into....
Kane Darkstar > I hope I don't really like Bob I dont' know why i just dont'.
Konsaki Dagna > You dont like punctuation either it seems...
Enire Drachen > I'm to broke to be tired of mining.
ColumnaLcis > wow has no real pvp
Silas Nimrod > yea just some higher leveled idiot sitting there camping your dead body
KarrToba > Yeah, in EVE it's more like "can I kill that? yeah, ok, scram on, webbing, activating lasers.....wtf was that, omg he called in friends! WTF? Oh crap..." *boom*
MsBio II > What does a g-spot, a birthday, and a toilet bowl all have in common?
Wiawyr Hunta > that was how you were conceived?
MsBio II > Men usually miss all 3

Sacred Badger > i'm a member of the GSPA
menace ace > GSPA ?
Sacred Badger > Galactic Society for the Preservation of Asteroids
menace ace > lmao
Sacred Badger > STOP TEH SLAUGHTER
menace ace > tell me you are joking
Sacred Badger > PHILASTINE!!!!!
menace ace > Corpse
Sacred Badger > :D
menace ace > thats the last guy who tried to stop me mining
menace ace > lol
Tiuwaz > well that would be one hell of an original corp :D
Sacred Badger > we go round chaining ourselves to asteroids
menace ace > lmao
menace ace > would be a sight
Tiuwaz > i donate some trit for your noble cause ;)
tina townend > would not stop me from mining it in my barge
menace ace > lol true
Tiuwaz > well ofc i'd have to mine it first
menace ace > no me in my brut or rav
Sacred Badger > thats like donating a Fur coat to the RSPCA lol
menace ace > thats the point
Tiuwaz > ^^
Sacred Badger > you guys are sick....
Dust Angel > i wish my shit glowed in the dark
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
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