Sirinda > Instead of forcing CCP to optimize their client by constant patching you should really just get more powerful computers.
Dusty H Lens > Wuh
Dusty H Lens > My tiny lizard brain doesn't grok what you just said.
Serina Verenth > that's sirinda with his trollface on
Dusty H Lens > Wuh
Dusty H Lens > My tiny lizard brain doesn't grok what you just said.
Serina Verenth > that's sirinda with his trollface on
Nicholas Barker > you're so far in the closet, you're on narnia
K Shara > man i wish my ceo slept her way into gbc membership
katakos > man the lasers on my drake own
Leopold Caine > I had an idea, putting that glue removing thing into missiles
Leopold Caine > would hit minmatar ships right at the structure
Hayokiro > lmao
Leopold Caine > would hit minmatar ships right at the structure
Hayokiro > lmao
Dalete > MORDUS LEGION! GAZE UPON MY 90% KINETIC RESISTS AND DESPAIR!!!!
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Tristan Acoma: Confirming I'm reporting to my -A- masters on behalf of my PL masters who are really just the actual remnants of the old BOB-CCP linked leadership
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).
Tristan Acoma: who are, in fact, trying to form a new ISS coalition that will destroy all outposts in nullsec space save their own and rent out said stations at great RL expense to the local residents which will then be funneled into a fund to allow CCP to act on their long-standing plan to actually build Hello Kitty Online(tm).
< flexd> It's 15:08 on a sunny sunday
< flexd> People might be outside and whatnot :9
<@zofu> outside?! you mean undocked?
< flexd> People might be outside and whatnot :9
<@zofu> outside?! you mean undocked?
Stinger169 > you know you're addicted to eve when your smoke detector starts going off and you dont get up to check cause you have hostiles following you