Devilish Ledoux > "Quafe Ultra: Don't be a pussy. You HAVE a clone"
<Lokitoki81> whoa, a swedish journalist was killed in Kabul today, close range shot to the head
<NeltharakIdrissil> didnt keep transversal
<NeltharakIdrissil> didnt keep transversal
<ArachV0id> penelope cruz ?
<@HellGremlin> No, Madeleine Stowe.
<@HellGremlin> Way hotter.
<ArachV0id> <- clueless
<@HellGremlin> Google.
<@HellGremlin> I can't google or I'll start masturbating.
<@HellGremlin> http://ww.momentus.com.br/users/suporte/cartao/stowe23.jpg too late
<@HellGremlin> No, Madeleine Stowe.
<@HellGremlin> Way hotter.
<ArachV0id> <- clueless
<@HellGremlin> Google.
<@HellGremlin> I can't google or I'll start masturbating.
<@HellGremlin> http://ww.momentus.com.br/users/suporte/cartao/stowe23.jpg too late
Aeric Bagorin > why do warps take away so much of my cap
Aramova > cause you're a big ship :)
Aeric Bagorin > :(
Aeric Bagorin > it's a glandular problem i swear!
Aramova > cause you're a big ship :)
Aeric Bagorin > :(
Aeric Bagorin > it's a glandular problem i swear!
Siren Sylvanis > um....
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Arilanus Doshenko > /emote puts on the CEO boots of sorting-it-outness (Lvl 5)
Shadow XII > God, grant me the serenity to...aw, &%$@ it. Just give me the strength to bury these corpses. And a shovel. Pain in the ass...
Verone > evening
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
Millio C > hello
Verone > how can i help you?
Millio C > that was a little harsh and pointless
Verone > what was?
Millio C > any good reason?
Millio C > you just killed my ship
Verone > I did?
Millio C > yeah
Verone > the badger?
Millio C > dont you pay attention to who you kill?
Verone > yeah
Millio C > explanation?
Verone > just didn't recognsie your name i haven't looked at the killmail yet
Millio C > so you're another brainless idiot?
Verone > Yeah, when you put it like that I guess so
Verone > i saw a turret on your ship, and the fact that you were shield tanking, and thought you might be carrying something of value
Millio C > nothing
Verone > so, like a kinder egg... I cracked you open to see if there was anything interesting in side
Millio C > it's a badger - not exactly posing you any harm
Verone > was hoping for a mini rubber duck tbh, my friend rho has always wanted one
Verone > but alas, t'was not to be
Millio C > we'll you are on the list now
Verone > the list?
Millio C > I'll crack you open very soon and probably kill your contents
Verone > lol
Verone > i love you man
Millio C > you're shit
Verone > i just spat coffee everywhere
Verone > don't worry about it, it was empty you lost like, 800k
Millio C > I hope your children grow festering sores and you die of nasty diseases
Verone > i don't have any kids
Verone > but i'll bear in mind to take them for their jabs when i do have some
Verone > :S
Millio C > it's a good ship needlessly distroyed
Verone > not really
Verone > you might have had a good cargo
Verone > the only way to find out is to split you open
Verone > so do you have anything else you'd care to add?
Millio C > I'll be back for you
Verone > would you like to abuse my family some more?
Millio C > screw you
Verone > =(
Verone > well it's been wonderful talking to you, and hearing your idle threats, as i've heard a thousand times before, but since you've ran out of steam, and can't think of any more abuse, i'm going to leave it at that.
Verone > fly safe, if you'd care to make an appointment to come and kill me, don't hesitate to eve-mail me at your discression.
KOTH Fluf > AFK for 15 guys
The Hat > what u gonna do with 15 guys
realyugly1 > lol
Masakaa > lol
The Hat > u think he was trying to tell us something ?
realyugly1 > i herd tell of gel in the past
realyugly1 > nn guys fly safe wear a comdom
The Hat > what u gonna do with 15 guys
realyugly1 > lol
Masakaa > lol
The Hat > u think he was trying to tell us something ?
realyugly1 > i herd tell of gel in the past
realyugly1 > nn guys fly safe wear a comdom