Gus Preston > i just got solo killed by a bestower
Kaiu > ok go on
Tom Hanks > what were you in?
Gus Preston > fucking taranis
Tom Hanks > what a fucking loser
Gus Preston > man dual webbed, jammed, scrammed
Tom Hanks > the fact it actually locked you before dying is
amazing in itself
Tom Hanks > lol loser
Kaiu > im pissing myself laughing
Gus Preston > he had 800mm plate
Tom Hanks > i think i would quit eve
HarelquinXepa > You Sir, suck at life.
Gus Preston > you sir can lick my sack
Gus Preston > im actually attempting to punch you in the
face over the internet
Tom Hanks > well gus, when you go down, its memorable
Gus Preston > true that
Kaiu > ok go on
Tom Hanks > what were you in?
Gus Preston > fucking taranis
Tom Hanks > what a fucking loser
Gus Preston > man dual webbed, jammed, scrammed
Tom Hanks > the fact it actually locked you before dying is
amazing in itself
Tom Hanks > lol loser
Kaiu > im pissing myself laughing
Gus Preston > he had 800mm plate
Tom Hanks > i think i would quit eve
HarelquinXepa > You Sir, suck at life.
Gus Preston > you sir can lick my sack
Gus Preston > im actually attempting to punch you in the
face over the internet
Tom Hanks > well gus, when you go down, its memorable
Gus Preston > true that
Spamson > umm firid can you evemail me my forum pass, my cookies got deleted and i cant remember it
Firid Soulbane > Hehe again
Spamson > yup
Firid Soulbane > Wasnt it ihavepoormemory or did you change that?
Spamson > ahhh it was i was trying ihavebadmemory
Firid Soulbane > Hehe again
Spamson > yup
Firid Soulbane > Wasnt it ihavepoormemory or did you change that?
Spamson > ahhh it was i was trying ihavebadmemory
shadowdancer > lol i got market griefed
shadowdancer > i was selling 265543 trit down in Sasta, a fuckton jumps away
shadowdancer > and some dood just bought 265542
Jastuu > o?
shadowdancer > so my order now has 1 trit left
shadowdancer > and will likely stay that way until it times out
shadowdancer > filling one of my sell order slots =)
shadowdancer > and if i cancel it i will have 1 unit of trit in my assets list =)
StarshipAI > lmao at this point
StarshipAI > contract the 1 trit to the guy
shadowdancer > i was selling 265543 trit down in Sasta, a fuckton jumps away
shadowdancer > and some dood just bought 265542
Jastuu > o?
shadowdancer > so my order now has 1 trit left
shadowdancer > and will likely stay that way until it times out
shadowdancer > filling one of my sell order slots =)
shadowdancer > and if i cancel it i will have 1 unit of trit in my assets list =)
StarshipAI > lmao at this point
StarshipAI > contract the 1 trit to the guy
<&NTRabbit> !challenge Rhaegar
<@griefbot> ntrabbit has challenged rhaegar in a battle of stamina
<@griefbot> Both contestants step outside
<@griefbot> ntrabbit Breakdances
<@griefbot> ntrabbit is victorious. rhaegar's lewzer clock is set to 5m, 0s.
<@Rhaegar> !challenge NTRabbit
<@griefbot> rhaegar: Lewzers are not allowed to challenge. rhaegar's lewzer clock has been reset from 4m, 46s to 5m, 0s.
<@Rhaegar> I see.
<&NTRabbit> hahaha
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<@griefbot> ntrabbit has challenged rhaegar in a battle of stamina
<@griefbot> Both contestants step outside
<@griefbot> ntrabbit Breakdances
<@griefbot> ntrabbit is victorious. rhaegar's lewzer clock is set to 5m, 0s.
<@Rhaegar> !challenge NTRabbit
<@griefbot> rhaegar: Lewzers are not allowed to challenge. rhaegar's lewzer clock has been reset from 4m, 46s to 5m, 0s.
<@Rhaegar> I see.
<&NTRabbit> hahaha
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<ZamZa Koverts> Jove: "Right, fuck you shits. We dicovered how to get to Earth and you're not fucking coming with us."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
*Jove has quit the game
*Jove's Earth gate has quit the game
Factions: Well shit.
<ZamZa Koverts> Caldari: "Hey! Check out the shit they left behind!
Gallente: "AWESOME!!"
Minmatar: "Can I have some!?"
Caldari: "Uhh, yeah...have this bit"
Minmatar: "YEAH!!!" *Gaffa tapes it to ship*
<ZamZa Koverts>Amarr: "You should all be bowing down to us."
Gallente: "Yeah? Fuck you. We've got the shit. You haven't"
Amarr: "FUCK OFF AND DIE I HATE YOU ALLL AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Caldari: "LOL, you're too slow bitch."
Everyone: NERF AMARR!
<ZamZa Koverts> Minmatar: "Wait, hold on guys. Do we even NEED to Nerf Amarr? I mean, they're pretty fucking Nerfed already."
Gallente: "LOL, Speak for yourself."
Minmatar: "I fucking hate you all."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth has connected
Earth: "Hey guys what's up?"
Minmatar:"..."
Caldari: "...Oh."
Gallente: "...My.
Amarr: "EMPEROR."
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "..."
Caldari: "Jeez man, you're such a fag."
Earth: "so what's goin' on? You wanna come over to my place?"
Gallente: "FUCKING YES!!!"
Earth: "That's cool, you've got to do something for me first though."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "... What?"
Earth: "You and Caldari, HAVE TO KISS EACH OTHER!!"
Caldari: "What the fuck man."
Gallente: "Yeah man, what the fuck?"
<ZamZa Koverts> Earth: "Hey, do you want to come over or what?"
Gallente: "..."
Caldari: "..."
Gallente: "Well..."
Minmatar: "I WANNA WATCH."
<ZamZa Koverts> Gallente: "Ooh!"
Caldari: "Hey, uh..."
Gallente: "Mmm, baby."
Caldari: "Stop that."
Gallente: "Stop what baby?"
Caldari: "This'd better be fucking worth it."
<ZamZa Koverts> *Earth Has changed name to Jove
Jove: "Lolz just J/k guys."
Gallente: " Wha, WHAT!?"
Amarr: "Whoa! Gay love."
Caldari: "SHUT UP YOU FAG!!"
Minmatar: "Fucking hot."
Heartstone > I mean missions. It's like "Oh look Steve just got blown up! Let's get him" "Now now John you can cleary see he's 35km and we're only meant to engage if he gets to 32km" "Dang you're right... Wanna play poker?"
Joshua Richmond > where did all the scammers go?
Clara May > the jita local in the sky :)
jack brunan > lol
Joshua Richmond > awwwwww
Joshua Richmond > all scammers go to heaven
Clara May > the jita local in the sky :)
jack brunan > lol
Joshua Richmond > awwwwww
Joshua Richmond > all scammers go to heaven
Aesir Avatari > My missiles dont have names, they just say "To whom this may concern"
Anya Linnel > Wow. That's not swift at all. Mine say Stuff like "If you can read this, you're already dead." And "Say hello to your clone for me."
crimson 1 > lol
ShadowSkill > lol
Anya Linnel > Or If I get really bored one night "This torp cost 500 times less then your frigate, but It'll pop your ass."
Anya Linnel > Wow. That's not swift at all. Mine say Stuff like "If you can read this, you're already dead." And "Say hello to your clone for me."
crimson 1 > lol
ShadowSkill > lol
Anya Linnel > Or If I get really bored one night "This torp cost 500 times less then your frigate, but It'll pop your ass."
Enire Drachen > I'm to broke to be tired of mining.
Faltryka > the phoon is uniquely suited for collecting trash
Catamarack > I like my phoon damn it
Faltryka > I like that its yours and not mine ^^
Catamarack > I like my phoon damn it
Faltryka > I like that its yours and not mine ^^