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TheRune > So like, never put your finger in anything that is red??
Takeshi Kovachs > not without asking?
jorrel1 > any 1 round here selling a dread ?
Selene Fenestre > naw.. only my sister
jorrel1 > how much is she
Selene Fenestre > 4 camels
Arrell > I'll give you 3 and a turnip
Selene Fenestre > you drive a hard bargain
jorrel1 > 3 camels and 2 turneps
Selene Fenestre > well id better show you what she looks like first, before your bids get too high...
Selene Fenestre > <url=showinfo:1379//465739014>Seleene</url>
Selene Fenestre > our mum was very unimaginative with names
jorrel1 > fine
jorrel1 > then 3 camels and halfe a turnep
Selene Fenestre > SOLD! To the man on the left with the trilby
Arrell > How much for you?
Selene Fenestre > i sell for one Machariel
Arrell > Cock tease
Ilfar > Ohhh, it's the Eve music! I thought I had left a porn clip running on loop in the background or something...
♪ Ev'ry mornin' at the belt you could see him arrive
♫ He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
♪ Kinda wide at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
♫ And everyone in corp didn't give no lip to Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Nobody seemed to know where Jih called home
♪ He just docked at the station and stayed all alone
♫ He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
♪ And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Jih
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Somebody said he came from Molden Heath
♪ Where he got in a fight over a Minmatar Queen
♫ And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
♪ Sent a Goon Swarn fellow to the Promised Land
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ Then came the day in belt seven-nine
♫ When two reds warped in and men started cryin'
♪ Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
♫ And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell
♪ Flew a giant fat man that the miners knew well
♫ Activated a Neutralizer, and cut the phobos' cap down
♪ Like a giant Veldspar roid, just stood there alone
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♪ With tacklers and cruisers they all undocked
♫ Then numbers in local started to drop
♪ As the blast rings spread from the last volley of torps
♫ Everybody knew it was a frozen corpse for Big Jih
♪ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
.
♫ Now, they never re-mined that worthless belt
♪ They just placed a holo-banner at the warp in point
♫ These few words are written on that stand
"In the middile of this belt floats one hell of a man, Big Jih"
♫ Big Jih, Big Jih, Big Bad Jih
Mattias Kerensky > interesting
Mattias Kerensky > ...
Mattias Kerensky > my ship is brown
Mattias Kerensky > instead of rusty
jih chop > that's because it's been sitting vacant for so long now it's gone past rusting to petrification
Eric Lupanasia > Eval- your loot is impressive, but it pales in comparison to the Dark Side of the Salvage.
128th Avenger > doesnt matter what! you wanna attack helpless haulers
128th Avenger > now come fight something that fires back
Suitonia > in a sec
Suitonia > killing another hauler
Nkalv > well i only got laid like once every 3 months so when it finnaly happens i all over it
Sir Yiffles > you should visit jita more often, there are people you can pay for that kind of thing
cheesyhead > im such a noob
cheesyhead > i see my guns are 31/100 so i reload
cheesyhead > and i press ctrl + q
Jaina Volundmoore > When does this channel stop appearing when I log in?
Black Hoers > after 30 days
Jaina Volundmoore > Thirty... you know what I call people who still need this channel after thirty days?
Jaina Volundmoore > Killmails.
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