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Persia > i have 1 trit in my ibis!
Kerosene > I'll buy it for 1isk Persia
Kerosene > What's brown and sticky?
Daedalus Fang > 2 isk here
Kerosene > A stick.
Kerosene > 2.5isk
Daedalus Fang > 3.7 isk
Persia > ooo
Persia > i might make something on this
Kerosene > 3isk... and a stick
Daedalus Fang > /emote pulls ou the big 5 isk
Daedalus Fang > /emote struts
Persia > the stick and 3isk still beats that
Persia > i value the stick highly
Kerosene > or.. I could blow your ibis up.. claim the trit and you get another piece of trit for free next time you dock
Daedalus Fang > 2 isk and a beer
Kerosene > Do that 600,000 times and we've enough trit for 1500 runs of antimatter small
Daedalus Fang > /emote cackles.
Persia > thats a bit of a scam kero
Persia > i could do alot with 1500 rounds of AM s
Daedalus Fang > top that kero.. you dont have good beer over there hey ;p
Persia > we are total h4x~
Daedalus Fang > i got 150k of anti small on the build Persia
Persia > gee you must have got your ibis blown up alot daed
Varissa Maybury > Not really fair, though, love. Running from a man you blew to smithereens...
Pereguine > Nah... only blew his manhood
Pereguine > OMG!
Varissa Maybury DIES!
Pereguine > That sounds frickin terrible
Pereguine shuts up
Pereguine hides sammys eyes... walks him past the offending words... and sits him down with a very large beer and a topless waitress
Sulzer Wartzilla [zebr]: well yeah. :p some of the marauders are actually pretty cool but it's not exactly on my list..
Symbiotes [-gen-]: not? what a shame...
Symbiotes [-gen-]: everyone should fly the most easily jammed ships in eve obviously...
<Moled_> raven got nerfed :|
* Moled_ is now known as aeti
<Focht> how did it get nerfed
<Focht> not that it wasnt due for it
<aeti> cargo is now
<aeti> 295
<Loxy> lmao
<aeti> :(
<Loxy> thats got to be a mistake
<Focht> yea prolly is
<Focht> how big is a missile tho ?
<Dreadnought> you sure something you have fitted isnt reducing your cargo?
<Focht> overdrives^^
<aeti> oh
<Focht> newb
<KaneED> nooby nooby nooooby
Kael Brahe > why is it that when you unfit a module, it's not packaged. But when you blow some ship up, the modules are packaged?
Captin Shlock > no idea
Kael Brahe > Does the explosion magically package modules or something?
Captin Shlock > or blows it to bits
Kael Brahe > so, much like spring cleaning?
Byrna SIlvestri > it can make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
Dean Capital > yea how many lol
Byrna SIlvestri > that was a line from Star Wars btw
Alaph Force > LUKE
Byrna SIlvestri > would it help if i got out and pushed ?
Alaph Force > did someone just watch a New Hope?
Byrna SIlvestri > no, i just remember lines from movies :)
Xavier Zyrae > Great shot kid, that was one in a million
Xavier Zyrae > ;)
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target....
Dean Capital > smile
Alaph Force > I cant hold em
Byrna SIlvestri > Stay on target!
Alaph Force > ummmm
Alaph Force > DAMN stumped
Dean Capital > u all have a way to much time on your hands....lol
Alaph Force > I cant shake em
Byrna SIlvestri > I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.
Alaph Force > These are not the Itty Vs you were looking for
Byrna SIlvestri > You Sanshas can go about your business.
Xavier Zyrae > Move along!
Alaph Force > The Titan will be operational soon
Alaph Force > NAME THE SYSTEM
Alaph Force > only you can spare their lives
Byrna SIlvestri > Jita.... the base is in Jita
Dean Capital > I gota find a new channel
Alaph Force > Test the Titan on Jita
Byrna SIlvestri > No, it's a peaceful world, you cant.....
Alaph Force > I felt a disturbance in the force....like a million noobs crying out for help
Xavier Zyrae > Then suddenly, they were all silenced
Byrna SIlvestri > And were suddenly banned... I feel something glorious has happened.
Kravotir > guys give me a solution, I said I love you to my gf (to get sexual favours) and now she says I'm the one.... had to find her yesterday because she was crying and drunk in the middle of London with her friends saying she didn't know love could hurt so
Kravotir > much etc etc
Kravotir > give me a solution
Fred511 > dump her :P
Asmodeaus > w
Asmodeaus > t
Asmodeaus > f
Asmodeaus > lol
Kravotir > that was my plan.... but here comes second part of the dilemma
Kravotir > I want to sleep with her best friend
Kravotir > if I dump her there's no chance of that
Virtuozzo> Sometimes I wonder if you are in my brain, just wrote pretty much the exact same thing, fortunately refreshed the page on another screen before hitting the submit button
Bartholomeus Crane> I can confirm that I am in your brain. I can not help but notice that none of the corners are at right angles in here, the ceiling is very low, and if I open this little door, I'm ejected in some ditch somewhere. And what you did with that woman just the other time, that ain't proper either ...
Mandorallan > how the fuck can i have a rax, 42 jumps away and a load o tech 2 stuff i know notthin about ??
mirel yirrin > Fairys?
leonstrom5 > there are plenty of things to do in RL
jih chop > RL!?
jih chop > that's a horrible place!
jih chop > like jita
jih chop > but not as nice or friendly
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