VergilGordon > [posts a disturbing omgrawr.net quote]
Desomodena > that's one
Desomodena > you all are molesting my inner child...please stop
VergilGordon > Sweet, how old is it?
Desomodena > that's one
Desomodena > you all are molesting my inner child...please stop
VergilGordon > Sweet, how old is it?
Chiaco Bloodtear : The fly in my window is proof that nature writes shitty pathfinding algorithms
Urlosin Aship > Did you guys know that when your cat brings you her food bowl it means she's hungry?
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
IamBeastx > no it means its time to kick the cat out the door
Warscythe Secundus > nope I thought it meant she needed a kick
IamBeastx > great minds think alike
Urlosin Aship > can't kick her out, she's all I have left
IamBeastx > you have eve
Urlosin Aship > bitches
IamBeastx > and corp
Urlosin Aship > :)
IamBeastx > and the ships with the pew pew
Urlosin Aship > yeah thats true, but I can't pet you guys
IamBeastx > lol thank god
Warscythe Secundus > lol
Urlosin Aship > and I mean that in the most un-gay way too
IamBeastx > don't believe you
IamBeastx > queue the homoerotic tunes
Urlosin Aship > lol
IamBeastx > "its raining men" followed by some other shit
FIRST GENERAL > well, I'm in an apoc, in a pos, and cannot jump into a shuttle :P
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > I'm all outta shuttles.
Grendalsbane > Heheheheh... next time buy the "family pack"... box of 20. ;)
FIRST GENERAL > well, they didn't have the shuttles in the magnum size
FIRST GENERAL > all they had were the ones with ribbed hulls, and I couldn't imagine flying one of those :P
Grendalsbane > ROFL. ;)
Robogod > really best crime deterrent is a sign that says mine field... or maybe it's the barb wire and the hunks of smoldering flesh every where after their buddy says it's bull crap and walks in.... meh
Yblarbo Janks > Thanatos in Passari on scan, and a cyno field
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
Frank Horrigan > Thanatos in my pants, and a female on scanner
Frank Horrigan > code red
Frank Horrigan > Vlad get the towels
Frank Horrigan > beeeooooooopppp beeeoooop *light flashes*
SuperNova221 > Playing EVE while high must be so much fun.
SuperNova221 > Take cannabis, play EVE, have the best time of your life that you can't remember. Log in next day,.
SuperNova221 > Alliance has 72 wardecs, you've been kicked from corp and you sold all your faction loot for 1 ISK on contracts.
Kirtur Muhaha > and ccp sent you a mail saying "You Win"
SuperNova221 > Take cannabis, play EVE, have the best time of your life that you can't remember. Log in next day,.
SuperNova221 > Alliance has 72 wardecs, you've been kicked from corp and you sold all your faction loot for 1 ISK on contracts.
Kirtur Muhaha > and ccp sent you a mail saying "You Win"
Pseudo Ucksth > i'm going to buy a titan and put a cloaking device on it and use it to sneak up behind people mining in 0.0 and uncloak and be like "SUPRISE!!! TITAN" and see how many of them pee themselves and how long they sit there terrofied before they warp
Onyxalia La'fiette > hey star wanna hear a joke?
StarConquer212 > does it involve potatos?
StarConquer212 > but yes i do
Onyxalia La'fiette > nope
StarConquer212 > =)'
Onyxalia La'fiette > ok here goes
Onyxalia La'fiette > two people having sex is a twosome, three people having sex is a threesome, and four people having sex is a foursome
Onyxalia La'fiette > and now i know why they call you handsome =]
Onyxalia La'fiette > *runs n hides*
Coaen > HAHAHAHAHAHA
StarConquer212 > cute
Onyxalia La'fiette > :P
Coaen > I didn't see it coming
StarConquer212 > /emote corners onyx and trys to give her some handsome
StarConquer212 > =)
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> *gets out my shovel and beats you n flees*
StarConquer212 > does it involve potatos?
StarConquer212 > but yes i do
Onyxalia La'fiette > nope
StarConquer212 > =)'
Onyxalia La'fiette > ok here goes
Onyxalia La'fiette > two people having sex is a twosome, three people having sex is a threesome, and four people having sex is a foursome
Onyxalia La'fiette > and now i know why they call you handsome =]
Onyxalia La'fiette > *runs n hides*
Coaen > HAHAHAHAHAHA
StarConquer212 > cute
Onyxalia La'fiette > :P
Coaen > I didn't see it coming
StarConquer212 > /emote corners onyx and trys to give her some handsome
StarConquer212 > =)
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_> *gets out my shovel and beats you n flees*
Lt Xevy > I was gunna buy a vindi and Aj-trolololololol rail fit it
Lt Xevy > :P
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_>
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone lend me their dick so i can slap xevy in the face with it
Lt Xevy > :P
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_>
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone lend me their dick so i can slap xevy in the face with it