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* YukiLi has joined #eve-radio
<YukiLi> and then the lord said, let there be cheese
<YukiLi> but there was no cheese
<YukiLi> BECAUSE I ATE IT YESTERDAY ON TOAST :'(
<FiReBuRsT> and then they said 2How the hell did you do that"
<YukiLi> well i got a grater
<YukiLi> and kinda ..caressed the cheese against it for a while
<YukiLi> with love, ofc
<YukiLi> then i put it on some mildy toasted bread.. and bunged it under some really hot bits of metal
<YukiLi> then ate it
<YukiLi> and it was good
<YukiLi> but now i have none

*time passes, song played, U2 - With Or Without You*

<YukiLi> luckily, i can live, with or without cheese.
Charlie Drago > is there a reliable way to calculate how much a batch of items is going to take to produce?
Minerva Vulcan > Basic math?
Stitcher > I must drink beer. beer is the mind-killer. beer is the small death that brings complete inebriation
Stitcher > I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass into me and through me, and I shall turn my inner eye to see it pass
Stitcher > when the beer is gone there will be nothing. only the glass will remain
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
Twin Turbo > If quafe was real it would probably taste like sex drugs and free speech.
Quiggs McAlliryme > Coffee, two-part question, I subscribed for EVE because a Mormon friend of mine told me that if I take 20 stargates in a row in low security zones without getting killed, I'll find God, is this true? If not, can I get my money back?
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
Par'Gellen > I'm buried under cans
Par'Gellen > in a diffrent context that would be a good thing
Reachok > lol
Par'Gellen > my death fantasy actually
Zarkonian > hey dude
Zarkonian > wasabi
Taize > not too much...you?
Zarkonian > missions atm.....gettin ready to go poke my girl ftw
Taize > :P
Taize > lol...n00b
Zarkonian > i wanna collect my loot 1st
Zarkonian > she can start without me lol
Taize > batteries ftw :)
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote clears throat, coughing.
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote jumps on Silver's back. > HI HO SILVER!
Silver Night > /emote gallops off into the sunset
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote adds the "Rode Silver Night bareback" to the list of achievements in Eve.
Isobel Mitar > ...
Mizhara Del'thul > ... what? Stop judging me! You've all <i>thought </i>about it!
Silver Night > /emote learns disturbing new things about the alliance mindset.
Siigari Kitawa > Warp to the star and do a scan
Xzanos08 > Siig there isn't a star in system
Siigari Kitawa > What?
Xzanos 08 > I don't see a star
Siigari Kitawa > It's the really bright thing in the center of the fucking system
Xzanos 08 > It's all dark in here
Siigari Kitawa > Oh, we're behind a fucking planet.
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