stan1975 > it wasn't my fault, ship just uncloaked
Joe Ball > maybe there was biomass at the gate
stan1975 > did you just call me fat?!
Joe Ball > maybe there was biomass at the gate
stan1975 > did you just call me fat?!
<Viceroy> the odds on me getting pregnant are pretty low
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
<cougem> tbh Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low, i mean only 25% chance at peak fertility, and it's basically nothing outside of it.
<cougem> its 15% at ovulation, 25% the days before
<Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
Bloodspoon > yesterday there were presentations in scientific communications class on space exploration and if its worth it
Bloodspoon > and they started talking about moon bases and shit
Bloodspoon > then mentioned all the 'minerals' in 'asteroids' and all we need to do is 'mine' them ...so i said under my breath 'fuckin carebears'
Bloodspoon > and they started talking about moon bases and shit
Bloodspoon > then mentioned all the 'minerals' in 'asteroids' and all we need to do is 'mine' them ...so i said under my breath 'fuckin carebears'
Tertiacero > so does it bother anyone else that lando effectively went into the battle for endor in what is the eve equivilent of a bustard?
Tertiacero > and han's like "dude take it, i swear it's faster than your zealot"
Tertiacero > and han's like "dude take it, i swear it's faster than your zealot"
Gehen Sealbreaker > Poor guy - arrested for "non usage of a condom".
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
Banedon Runestar > it's not a graphics glith, it's the Picard Maneuver.
Deseron > by business you mean a Russia Order Bride?
epic113 > hes orderd a tai ladyboy
Tomas Ysidro > I got one of those once, but I couldn't figure out the assembly instructions.
epic113 > hes orderd a tai ladyboy
Tomas Ysidro > I got one of those once, but I couldn't figure out the assembly instructions.
Ragnerock > my cock should have a warning sign on it
Ragnerock > it should say choaking hazzard
Feline Ferocity > contains small parts?
Ragnerock > FUCK YOU FEL
Ragnerock > it should say choaking hazzard
Feline Ferocity > contains small parts?
Ragnerock > FUCK YOU FEL
Symbiotes (Insane): new doomscenario: I might BE gevlon goblin, without knowing it myself!
dirk_johnwood: the most unfortunate version of fight club ever
dirk_johnwood: the most unfortunate version of fight club ever
(@deww) you got your tractor beams fitted carebear?
(ProphetGuru) tractor beams in hi, roid scanners in med, cores in low
(ProphetGuru) tractor beams in hi, roid scanners in med, cores in low