Madcap Magician > I have you partially surrounded. Please exit the station with your hands in your jacket searching for a gun.
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Madcap Magician > "Tommy? Tommy are you in there? This is your wife, honey! I love you very much, and you need to do what this nice man is asking you to do! Please, think of our children!"
Madcap Magician > "Never! I have the arkonor and you'll have to pry it from my cold, logged off fingers before you'll ever own it again!"
Madcap Magician > "TOMMY NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Madcap Magician > Will Tommy give in to his carnal desire for megacyte? Will the good men of Finite Horizon show any quarter? Will this nonsense ever STOP? Tune into 2O-EEW tomorrow and find out!
Madcap Magician > (Cue theme music)
Relicc > she turned you into a neut!?
Ronistar > "oh snap crackle pop, bitch krispies"
Ronistar > "with shutthefuckupmallows"
Ronistar > "with shutthefuckupmallows"
Arvald > because the only thing more manly than teddy roosevelt is teddy roosevelt without pants on
<HellGremlin> Folks came down on Bush for taking four days to respond to Katrina
<HellGremlin> I think France just beat that, having effectively done nothing for thirteen days
<HellGremlin> And then next to nothing on the 13th
<HellGremlin> "Please, rioters, it's after sundown! We need you to be in your beds s'il vous plait!"
<HellGremlin> I think France just beat that, having effectively done nothing for thirteen days
<HellGremlin> And then next to nothing on the 13th
<HellGremlin> "Please, rioters, it's after sundown! We need you to be in your beds s'il vous plait!"
Trey Azagthoth > and now for my next trick
Trey Azagthoth > I shall pull a rabbit out of this empty hat!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo
Itachi XIII > whats a rabbit doing under that table?
Ellisa Annasan > dont say rabbit in here
Trey Azagthoth > quiet mortal
Itachi XIII > why is there a hole in the hat?
Trey Azagthoth > eh Elli?
Ellisa Annasan > lol nm....
Trey Azagthoth > you see nothing Itachi!
Itachi XIII > i see all!
Trey Azagthoth > sleep SLEEP
Itachi XIII > zzzZZzzZZz
Trey Azagthoth > and now
Trey Azagthoth > my next trick
Trey Azagthoth > I shall make good Itachi disappear!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo!
EVE System > Itachi XIII was kicked from the channel by Trey Azagthoth., Effective until 2006.01.03 16:52:54.
Trey Azagthoth > I shall pull a rabbit out of this empty hat!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo
Itachi XIII > whats a rabbit doing under that table?
Ellisa Annasan > dont say rabbit in here
Trey Azagthoth > quiet mortal
Itachi XIII > why is there a hole in the hat?
Trey Azagthoth > eh Elli?
Ellisa Annasan > lol nm....
Trey Azagthoth > you see nothing Itachi!
Itachi XIII > i see all!
Trey Azagthoth > sleep SLEEP
Itachi XIII > zzzZZzzZZz
Trey Azagthoth > and now
Trey Azagthoth > my next trick
Trey Azagthoth > I shall make good Itachi disappear!
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazaam
Trey Azagthoth > ala kazoo!
EVE System > Itachi XIII was kicked from the channel by Trey Azagthoth., Effective until 2006.01.03 16:52:54.
Bob Smackalof > how does DNA get along with distant thunder?
Ifni > we dont
Bob Smackalof > oh i c
Ifni > they didnt take to kindly to us blowing them up.
Bob Smackalof > intersting
Bob Smackalof > and how does u get along with White Lightning?
Nilkarus > Dude.
Nilkarus > We have 3 corps at +5.
Nilkarus > The rest of the universe is KOS.
Ifni > we dont
Bob Smackalof > oh i c
Ifni > they didnt take to kindly to us blowing them up.
Bob Smackalof > intersting
Bob Smackalof > and how does u get along with White Lightning?
Nilkarus > Dude.
Nilkarus > We have 3 corps at +5.
Nilkarus > The rest of the universe is KOS.
*Alexander Nocturnes casts Life Siphon, Parasitic Bond, Suffering, Soul Leech, Life Transfer, and Unholy Feast on said cruisers, whiping them from existence.
*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.
Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.
Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist
Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing
Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there
* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3
Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.
Alexander Nocturnes > yup
Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.
Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.
* Lefia touches alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.
* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.
Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.
Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist
Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing
Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there
* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3
Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.
Alexander Nocturnes > yup
Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.
Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.
* Lefia touches alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.
* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
Daniel McGrew > /emote docks at Sol III - School of Hard Knocks Facedesk Division
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<Minerpewpew> Anyone here that can answer an ED Killboard question really quick?
<Arkady> "No, it can't."
<Minerpewpew> Anyone here that can answer an ED Killboard question really quick?
<Arkady> "No, it can't."