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Par'Gellen > the spot a cat will pick to vomit a huge pile on your rug is directly related to how hard it is to see it while you're walking across the room barefoot
Korinne > all im saying, is i wanna get over that scientific barrier where they can give you an iv and dump you in a vat of goo and you can come out a 12' amazon lizardwoman with a tail and horns, even if you started out a nerdy black kid
Nethys Axion > Insurance won't cover that, here
Alterari Phoenix - hey l00k a pirate in local
Alterari Phoenix - ...... shouldnt we kill him or something
Brodam IronWolf - Praxis we need ur wolf pack
Crovan - Wolf pack power Platypus activated
EquitaS > so funny with the caracal pilot he didnt pay 10mil for his pod so i blew it up and he was talking spanish the whole time :))))
EquitaS > i was like i dont understand BOOM
Shikaku > lol what a plonker
EquitaS > i said 10mil or you die
Shikaku > you should have said "mucho dinero or el poddo go la boom"
EquitaS > he said filo de punta so he died the rude bastard
EquitaS > lmao
Joda Vibe > so she's actually been playing a month
Joda Vibe > just fyi
bl3ach > stop falling in love with that nub
Joda Vibe > lol
Joda Vibe > dude, she's prolly a dude
bl3ach > like i said
Beletre > /emote starts working on a corporate uniform, designed around dental floss and saran wrap....
Aula Persae > /emote suspects that seing a large group of Beletre's corpmates moving through a stations halls would be akin to seeing a bunch of Gully Dwarves from DRagonlance(ad&d) moving threw a sewer.
Aula Persae > heehee
Elethe > Ewww, Aula.. you had to say that, didn't you?
Elethe > Now I'm picturing dwarves in saran wrap and dental floss
Aula Persae > IT came to mind...
Aula Persae > /emote shrugs.
Elethe > And strangely, coupling it with that quote of "I wake up in an orgasm every morning"
Aula Persae > gah
Elethe > There you go Aula
Elethe > now you can suffer as much as I did

Weazy Dax > fuck fuck fuck
Aran Makor > tard
Aran Makor > FUCK
Drassus > lots of fucks goin on
Drassus > whats happnin
Aran Makor > drassus, i need help
Drassus > huh?
Drassus > what where?>
Aran Makor > i.......need....help......
Aran Makor > bash
Drassus > where and what?
Aran Makor > im a fucking retard
Weazy Z > hes going down!
Drassus > faction?
Drassus > quick
Aran Makor > im jammed, scrammed, webbed
Aran Makor > and out of fucking ammo
Drassus > meh what faction is it
Weazy Dax > where at?
Aran Makor > [18:05:11] Aran Makor > and out of fucking ammo
Drassus > WHO U FIGHTING?
Aran Makor > guristas
Drassus > kk
Aran Makor > my tank is holding at 100%
Aran Makor > I just dont anything to fire at them
Drassus > omw
Weazy Z > lol
Aran Makor > *dont have anything
Aran Makor > bring wrath cruise missles...
Drassus > cant i undocked now
Aran Makor > I guess being jammed isnt so bad...
Drassus > no drones?
Aran Makor > if i dont have anything to fucking ire at them
Aran Makor > *fire
Aran Makor > Weazy, get this this
Drassus > lol
Aran Makor > A 715mil isk t2 raven is being shot up by a fucking battle badger

Screaming Blade > Get this, i was in a POS bash once and peaches goes "Hey hun..WHOA WTF..ohh thats nice..." and then the sound of bed squeaking and the like...i heard him yell doomsday...
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
Natasha Gardevoir > hes cool. just foreign. i think it came across wrong
Natasha Gardevoir > look at me getting nice to people in my old age :/ wtf
AvanCade > his from the uk
AvanCade > newb :)
Natasha Gardevoir > WHAT A CUNT
Natasha Gardevoir > HES DEAD
Batolemaeus: i just found an unboarded capsule
Batolemaeus: i just boarded it
Batolemaeus: ...
Batolemaeus: yeah
Batolemaeus: awesome
Ulviirala: eeeeewwwwww......
Batolemaeus: wtf
Evelgrivion: Did it b0rk your clone?
Ulviirala: I can't watch...
Batolemaeus: no it didn't. but thanks for mentioning, i need to upgrade
Batolemaeus: this is just weird
Ulviirala: aye, you just went from one capsule to another... nekkid
Vanderie: You're in someone else's fluids
Vanderie: just think about that
Batolemaeus: exchanging bodily fluids isn't all that scary once you think about it
Ulviirala: I can only speak for myself but that gooey stuff totally turns me on and I'd be jerking off in there all the time
Vanderie: ...
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