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Krampus > i got a small dick, but im stil 6'5"
Yorlock > lol damn.... Yorlock > woops, gist fitted farmer CNR just jumped into Tama
Yorlock > nourv local went from 138 to 79 in under 30 sec after i posted that
Drimacus V'Sill > damn ferox really takes its time to align for warp...ffs whats aligning like with a titan then...you can make dinner for 5 persons and watch the news plus a tv show while that aligns
Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
Kasylia > I undocked in Motsu along with 5 ravens...
mirel yirrin > That's how it always starts
mirel yirrin > just doing a few missions to pass the time between ops
mirel yirrin > then you're missing ops to do 'just one more lvl 4'
mirel yirrin > then suddenly you're running around on the motorway killing hookers with a chainsaw and you don't know how you got there.
silverfox12 > tengu pilot seeking to join an active corp in high sex
MadDog1 Fapsulers lamest name I've seen. Conjures up images of guys with one hand down their pants and one hand on the mouse playing eve.
Bakuhz > you have pants on? while playing eve?
Hayokiro > mac's are like being in a relationship with the perfect woman but she only does perfect handjobs
The Slayer > hey fuckers
The Slayer > whats going on
Daron Anik > the universe is ending slayer, you missed it
The Slayer > bastards
The Slayer > why did nobody wake me
Daron Anik > too lazy
The Slayer > damn man
Daron Anik > come to H-W at MSHD gate if you want Slayer, we've got a bubble up.
The Slayer > A bubble will stop the end of the universe? Is the universe gonna end by warping off?
The Slayer > Does it have stabs?
Daron Anik > well
Daron Anik > the universe lacks in speed
Daron Anik > so if we get enough pts on it, we got it
The Slayer > Big Bang[GOD] Hits Universefullofhumans[SUCK] causing elevnty billion
damage
Tristan Acoma> This is my terminal. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Tristan Acoma> My terminal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My terminal, without me, is useless.
Tristan Acoma> Without my terminal, I am useless. I must key my terminal true. I must type faster than my enemy who is trying to hack me.
Tristan Acoma> I must root him before he roots me. I will...
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