Par'Gellen > 02:04:12 Notify Coreli Guardian Agent has started trying to warp scramble "Wasp II (Wasp II)"
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
Par'Gellen > OH NOEZ!
Lynx Amurie > OHNOEZ
HavvieG > SOUND TEH ALARUM!
Lynx Amurie > TEH ALARUM IS SOUNDED
Lynx Amurie > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAMMBULANCE
HavvieG > ITS NOT ENUF! ABANDON SHIP!
Jendryk Epsilon > 0//////
Par'Gellen > /emote panics and soils his space suit.
Galadriela > your orca is basically a floating market now :P
Screaming Blade > Taada, Jitas'on'wheels
Screaming Blade > Taada, Jitas'on'wheels
Jim Adestur > why the fck do belt rats warp away...
DraLaFi > cos they are like thoes girls who likes attention but keeps running away when they get it
DraLaFi > cos they are like thoes girls who likes attention but keeps running away when they get it
Moghwai > tbh i consider myself a carebear
Moghwai > so that would make you a pirate
Moghwai > and you have to poop yourself for agressing me then :-)
Biggus Tankus > moggy moggy moggy, with the rate you go thru pests all I have to do is rename my ship to Gist warlord and then watch you blow up in protest 8p
Moghwai > :-(
Moghwai > got me on this one
Moghwai > so that would make you a pirate
Moghwai > and you have to poop yourself for agressing me then :-)
Biggus Tankus > moggy moggy moggy, with the rate you go thru pests all I have to do is rename my ship to Gist warlord and then watch you blow up in protest 8p
Moghwai > :-(
Moghwai > got me on this one
Son Xo > proof of total boredom: the spotlights in Lai Dai station have move up/down 6 times/minute
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Fau Ti > Ony, what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > what?
Fau Ti > I saw you in your capsule.
Onyxalia La'fiette > i was just scouting ships in
Springfeald > lol need shuttle?
Onyxalia La'fiette > nah, pod tank is speed fit :D
Onyxalia La'fiette > what?
Fau Ti > I saw you in your capsule.
Onyxalia La'fiette > i was just scouting ships in
Springfeald > lol need shuttle?
Onyxalia La'fiette > nah, pod tank is speed fit :D
Darina Rea > /emote waves > hello.
Synthetic Cultist > The Time of Judgement gets closer every second.
Darina Rea > Yet not as rapidly as tea time I wager.
Synthetic Cultist > The Time of Judgement gets closer every second.
Darina Rea > Yet not as rapidly as tea time I wager.
Kehmor > kayo you have an 11 year old sister?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Kehmor > is she hot?
Kayosoni > how can you call 11 hot?
Kehmor > does she like older guys?
Evil Edna > how can you call cartoon cat people hot?
Willem Revolati > when i were a lad we were forced to take on carriers with our bare hands and we bloody well said thank you for the privelage as well, not like these kids these days, they dont even know they were born!
Willem Revolati > and with half a penny you could buy a typhoon and half a pound of midget gems
Willem Revolati > and with half a penny you could buy a typhoon and half a pound of midget gems