Vasho > Eve is like the Matrix. Everyone is in fact trying to undock from Jita 4-4 and is playng a simulation of the universe to keep them happy
drakey > my wife told me it's eve or me........ i'm gonna miss her.....
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Blutreiter > GRAAAAH
Blutreiter > kill! hurt! grief! pod! pinch nipples!
Mortiaca > noooooo
Mortiaca > no pinching nipples
Blutreiter > ...i hate my router ;/
Mortiaca > ok well maybe just a little :)
Blutreiter > oh sorry, just had a disconnect
Blutreiter > hardware issues always legitimize minor molesting
Mortiaca > lol
Blutreiter > kill! hurt! grief! pod! pinch nipples!
Mortiaca > noooooo
Mortiaca > no pinching nipples
Blutreiter > ...i hate my router ;/
Mortiaca > ok well maybe just a little :)
Blutreiter > oh sorry, just had a disconnect
Blutreiter > hardware issues always legitimize minor molesting
Mortiaca > lol
(After much quoting of Monty Python and the Holy Grail...)
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
Dak Ranger > wat is regional market value on shrubbery?
MattoRamaa > my ex girl friend seemed to have plenty, ill direct you to it for free
Dak Ranger > ah
Dak Ranger > TMI
Lon RImmer > How do I stop a secured can from following me?
Lon RImmer > it's been following me for an hour now, I think it's trying to get in close and attach itself to my frigate.
Keefff > turn off your tractor ?
Lon RImmer > oh
Lon RImmer > it's been following me for an hour now, I think it's trying to get in close and attach itself to my frigate.
Keefff > turn off your tractor ?
Lon RImmer > oh
Feek > back from a poo
Toshuno Driana > o/
Salgurdar > What is it with people telling us when they're about to poo or have recently pooed?
Feek > Do others do it as well then?
Toshuno Driana > mmm breakfast!
Salgurdar > I poo but I don't feel the need to announce it to all :)
Salgurdar > What I will announce though is that I'm heading otu to get some brekky.
Salgurdar > I'll be back "later" :)
Betty Pos > hehe =)
Feek > I don't believe him
Feek > He's going for a poo
Betty Pos > Jupp, i think that to =)
Toshuno Driana > o/
Salgurdar > What is it with people telling us when they're about to poo or have recently pooed?
Feek > Do others do it as well then?
Toshuno Driana > mmm breakfast!
Salgurdar > I poo but I don't feel the need to announce it to all :)
Salgurdar > What I will announce though is that I'm heading otu to get some brekky.
Salgurdar > I'll be back "later" :)
Betty Pos > hehe =)
Feek > I don't believe him
Feek > He's going for a poo
Betty Pos > Jupp, i think that to =)
bonesy19uk > i want a girlfriend with legs like Kluft's
Camar > I would be affraid of that bonesy
Camar > damn lag!
AngelGrinder > lol
Stormforce > who is she ?
bonesy19uk > long, strong....and god knows what else
AngelGrinder > i want a girlfriends whos name doesnt end in .jpg
bonesy19uk > LOL
Camar > I would be affraid of that bonesy
Camar > damn lag!
AngelGrinder > lol
Stormforce > who is she ?
bonesy19uk > long, strong....and god knows what else
AngelGrinder > i want a girlfriends whos name doesnt end in .jpg
bonesy19uk > LOL
Jezzalah > PTBS still not out
Kadra > what?
Jezzalah > pirates of the burning sea
Kadra > oh Piece of The Burning Shit, I see
Kadra > what?
Jezzalah > pirates of the burning sea
Kadra > oh Piece of The Burning Shit, I see
Sampanion > Dude watch the DPS.
Ezraniel > You're telling me? You're in the 600 DPS gank monster, i'm the noob in a Thorax.
Sampanion > Yeah but you're the one shooting.
Ezraniel > Semantics.
Ezraniel > You're telling me? You're in the 600 DPS gank monster, i'm the noob in a Thorax.
Sampanion > Yeah but you're the one shooting.
Ezraniel > Semantics.