Lady Melandhra > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
Fast Eddie > Hmm..... I wonder how many Flying Monkeys actually constitutes a whole Legion, I mean, I wouldn't what to go "Behold my Flying Monkey Legion!" Only to be told it's just a Brigade...
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
Twista55 > they had a legion of flying monkeys in the wizard of oz
Fast Eddie > Yes, yes, but how many??
Pyrea Tanning > i dunno... lots?
Fast Eddie > Well, how about 5,000? Do we think that's enough for a Legion?
Pyrea Tanning > I reckon 5000 is fair
Fast Eddie > I mean sure, you have over 10,000 Monkeys you might as well just call it your Flying Monkey Army, no-one would quibble, but I only want a Legion.
Emeric Jadgoth > Roman Legions ran from 4200 to 6000,
Cool, I'll model them on the patterns of ancient Rome!
MrR9 > id wear this > http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!39326%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10210%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!49159%7C%7C_40151_-1_10210_87605_10001_
Emeric Jadgoth > 10 cohorts to the legion, 6 centuries to a cohort, 80 men to a centuria and assorted auxilliaries
Fast Eddie > Getting the Baboons to mate with the Giant Fruitbats was the hardest part, I mean, I had to set up 'Dating in the Dark' 'In The Jungle' Special.... and that waaaaasn't easy, I'm telling you!
Emeric Jadgoth > you use the giant ribbon MrR9 wears?
Fast Eddie > Nah, turned out all I needed was to get the Fruitbats to smell of bananas, and, well, they're fruitbats.... all that work wasted.
Pyrea Tanning > Eddie, I am re-arranging my list of funniest things i've seen online
Twista55 > man im in such a good mood that i feel like working
Pyrea Tanning > and i think i've lost a lung
<Cro_Magnus> what I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
Varaxian > -9.9 with a 1,050,000.00 bounty? I think you're the pirate yo. ;p
Vampire Blade > i just protect veldspar from miners ;O
Vampire Blade > i just protect veldspar from miners ;O
Benteen > there's ONE Quafe T-Shirt on the market in the region i'm in...
Benteen > 750 million isk
Bobbith > nice
Benteen > I can almost buy a bloody freighter for that.
Bobbith > isnt that a very limited item though?
Benteen > Supposedly
Degara Farat > yep, just like supercarriers and titans only a few exist
Benteen > 750 million isk
Bobbith > nice
Benteen > I can almost buy a bloody freighter for that.
Bobbith > isnt that a very limited item though?
Benteen > Supposedly
Degara Farat > yep, just like supercarriers and titans only a few exist
<TomParad0x> CRC
<[CRC]Vanamonde> yes?
<TomParad0x> can you help me with somthing in the FCC corp?
<[CRC]Vanamonde> no.
<TomParad0x> darn :/
<[CRC]Vanamonde> I only exist on the forums
<TomParad0x> ah
<[CRC]Vanamonde> everywhere else, im a figment of my own imagination
<TomParad0x> :o
<[CRC]Vanamonde> yes?
<TomParad0x> can you help me with somthing in the FCC corp?
<[CRC]Vanamonde> no.
<TomParad0x> darn :/
<[CRC]Vanamonde> I only exist on the forums
<TomParad0x> ah
<[CRC]Vanamonde> everywhere else, im a figment of my own imagination
<TomParad0x> :o
Bacchus Dionysus i am officially in love with the vaga
Sakura Nihil Just remember
Sakura Nihil the first few die fast
Bacchus Dionysus > i err on the side of being a giant vagina
Sakura Nihil > As you should
Sakura Nihil Just remember
Sakura Nihil the first few die fast
Bacchus Dionysus > i err on the side of being a giant vagina
Sakura Nihil > As you should
NightCrawler 85 > computer fixed?
SomeoneNotToMessWith > no, do you know how hard life is when porn goes from 24 inch down to 15 inch?
SomeoneNotToMessWith > i feel like i'm watching munchkin porn
SomeoneNotToMessWith > no, do you know how hard life is when porn goes from 24 inch down to 15 inch?
SomeoneNotToMessWith > i feel like i'm watching munchkin porn
Viqer Fell > hey vicarrah
Viqer Fell > good to see you bick inlopne
Viqer Fell > inlone
Fojar > how come u can spell that
Viqer Fell > onlone
Viqer Fell > ONLINE
Viqer Fell > ha
TECOR > jeez Viqer how much have you had man;)
Viqer Fell > i im recked
Viqer Fell > free boozer
TECOR > is that recked with a W)
Viqer Fell > rite i am foffing to bed, i am back at wiorjffd sdoomn
Fojar > mmm sdoomn
TECOR > rofl
Viqer Fell > xeee u all on thursday fo r teh d aweekend
TECOR > sdoomn rocks man:)
Robke > It is thursday!
Fojar > bwyaeee
Robke > night night viqer
Viqer Fell > fuck off im its wneddn esady
TECOR > sseee s ya Viger
Fojar > it's thurs u monkey
Ffaide > hehe
Ffaide > someones been drinking, or their dead tired
Fojar > (and dumb)
Viqer Fell > right well im in cjaharge anywatsstyy xso se see y9iou monkeyday
Viqer Fell > good to see you bick inlopne
Viqer Fell > inlone
Fojar > how come u can spell that
Viqer Fell > onlone
Viqer Fell > ONLINE
Viqer Fell > ha
TECOR > jeez Viqer how much have you had man;)
Viqer Fell > i im recked
Viqer Fell > free boozer
TECOR > is that recked with a W)
Viqer Fell > rite i am foffing to bed, i am back at wiorjffd sdoomn
Fojar > mmm sdoomn
TECOR > rofl
Viqer Fell > xeee u all on thursday fo r teh d aweekend
TECOR > sdoomn rocks man:)
Robke > It is thursday!
Fojar > bwyaeee
Robke > night night viqer
Viqer Fell > fuck off im its wneddn esady
TECOR > sseee s ya Viger
Fojar > it's thurs u monkey
Ffaide > hehe
Ffaide > someones been drinking, or their dead tired
Fojar > (and dumb)
Viqer Fell > right well im in cjaharge anywatsstyy xso se see y9iou monkeyday
Pattesattan > i would like someone to help me in my first experiments with
probes
probes