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<@|Morat|> just me and aneu in s-e. I feel violated already
Louba > wow looks like prison ships shall re-surface if the tories get in
Jago Kain > jolly good; they must be running out of air by now
Nevin Dread > http://random-average.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/almost.gif <--FUNIEST THING EVER
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > not really
odiato costruttore > clearly its been edited
Nevin Dread > show me soemthing funnier
Destects csharp > your face.
Destects csharp > OOOOOOHHHHH
Destects csharp > BURRRNNNNN
odiato costruttore > if you think thats the funniest thing ever... u got issues man
Nevin Dread > i knkow i have issues
odiato costruttore > i dont have to link anything
Nevin Dread > why do you think i play eve
Destects csharp > ^
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > no idea
odiato costruttore > to link cat gifs?
Nevin Dread > to vent my insanity
Nevin Dread > so i can pretend to be normal
<%PrismX> the universe does not fit into a nutshell :(
<niki> PrismX: if we exclude your mom, it does
<%PrismX> o h s n a p
SuperNova221 > Ohh nvm, just said on MSN he'd b... there he is.
SuperNova221 > Better'd stop talking about his sex life with homeless men.
SuperNova221 > Hey Curse, how's it going?
CursedEagle79 > so I was on morrowind, and there was this homeless man....
Knuck > hmm
Knuck > I appear to have passed out when I was still in aridia
Knuck > all I remember is buying a case of beer and hooking up with a slackers gang
Knuck > now I'm in my vagabond in aridia, my winamp is still running, and my sec went from like 4 down to 1.3
Knuck > lol good times
...
Knuck > ahahaha apparently I passed out undocked and slackers had to protect me till DT
Knuck > oops
jorrel1 > any 1 round here selling a dread ?
Selene Fenestre > naw.. only my sister
jorrel1 > how much is she
Selene Fenestre > 4 camels
Arrell > I'll give you 3 and a turnip
Selene Fenestre > you drive a hard bargain
jorrel1 > 3 camels and 2 turneps
Selene Fenestre > well id better show you what she looks like first, before your bids get too high...
Selene Fenestre > <url=showinfo:1379//465739014>Seleene</url>
Selene Fenestre > our mum was very unimaginative with names
jorrel1 > fine
jorrel1 > then 3 camels and halfe a turnep
Selene Fenestre > SOLD! To the man on the left with the trilby
Arrell > How much for you?
Selene Fenestre > i sell for one Machariel
Arrell > Cock tease
Law Zix > 1 day we will have androids that can suck our dicks and when they are finished we will flip their top and start playing eve
(@HellGremlin) My finger was just on fire
(@HellGremlin) Was pouring gas into the lawnmower
(@HellGremlin) Decided to have a smoke right after
(Grey_Loki) Did it hurt?
(@HellGremlin) No I freaked and put it out right away by flailing my hand really fast and shrieking like a woman
(@PepsiTab) lol
(@PepsiTab) Atleast you handled it in a dignified manner.
(@HellGremlin) This was on my front lawn of course, so people saw
(@PepsiTab) Scratch that ;/
(@PepsiTab) I was assuming nobody saw you.
(@HellGremlin) No no, I'm not that lucky
Mac Knife > mastakomen
Hellspawn01 > gesundheit
Mac Knife > what that mean?
Ares Mentis > LOL
Lady Caissa > bless you?
Ares Mentis > good health
Mac Knife > seriously i do actually wanna know
Lady Caissa > yeah that is what it means
Hellspawn01 > after sneezing, we say that
Mac Knife > ahh kk
Ares Mentis > robatussin
Mac Knife > thx lady c and hellspawn
Lady Caissa > if you want a short history lesson.. i could tell you why
Hellspawn01 > /emote takes a seat
Hellspawn01 > go ahead babe
Lady Caissa > The term "bless you", often used after sneezing derives from hundreds of years ago... when ancient europeans thought that a sneeze was caused by a demon possessing your body
Mac Knife > oh i know this
Lady Caissa > thus when someone sneezed, you would bless them to chase the demon from their body
Mac Knife > lol
Ares Mentis > what about demon's in my pants
Hellspawn01 > I knew I have a 2nd personallity but now I´m possessed too
Mr Chrichton > small demons get blessed too
Ares Mentis > OOOOH
Ares Mentis > tha was cold
Lady Caissa > gesundheit... is the german equivilant.... they were not about to use anything remotely like a blessing on someone that was possessed, but instead encouraged the demon to stay
Mr Chrichton > try a warm shower, that will help :-p
Mac Knife > mmm
Ares Mentis > /emote slaps Chrichton with a Dinosaur
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