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OzaLoni > careful - mate rapiers are very good popping ceptors
Tamora > i got rapier'd the other day
Tamora > i still cant sit down properly
Tamora > boom boom tish

#1047 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

* 5layer looks at oscar
* 5layer looks at marillian
* Oscar Hotel88 oscar looks at slayer
5layer > it wasn't me officers, i was just holding it for a friend, honest!
* Oscar Hotel88 fits up slayer
* 5layer goes down
5layer > (hahahahahaha....)
Oscar Hotel88 > pass the soap superstar
* 5layer picks the convo up out of the gutter and throws it in the bin where it belongs

#6421 + ( 18 ) -inappropriate?

couger malthas > its easyer to mine when im -sec, no one will think im in a belt minning

#13562 + ( 25 ) -inappropriate?

Camper101 > finally found a way to play eve at work
Camper101 > open excel, close your eyes and let your imagination flow

#8493 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

Nexnecis Umbra > if ex is around this means stupid crazy bull shit will happen or you will get bored and go afk

#6295 + ( 15 ) -inappropriate?

Durandal Strauss > i went window shpooing last weekend. spent $300AUD.
Iroa > lol, what on?
Azia Burgi > windows...
Azia Burgi > like dur....

#10319 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Louella Dougans > advertising is <i>everywhere</i> in the federation
Lallara Zhuul > you spread a prostitutes buttcheeks and it says' Buy chocolate Cheerios'

#1401 + ( 8 ) -inappropriate?

Taize > 2005.05.31 00:29:23 combat Minmatar Sentry Gun strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 445.2 damage.
Taize > Do you think the sentries are willing to negotiate a truce? =(

#10107 + ( 30 ) -inappropriate?

Juren Coda > that was funny mrho
Juren Coda > 3 j away from my orca pickup
Juren Coda > and then i find you in minnie space
Juren Coda > lmao
Asfalt Makedamovic > hes sabotaging my minmatar friends
Juren Coda > haha
Asfalt Makedamovic > they will be revenged :'(
Juren Coda > ducktape
Zakthar Kadaj > must be stocking up on duct tape, or got some good deal with them about duct tape
Asfalt Makedamovic > im running out of it oo
Asfalt Makedamovic > too
Zakthar Kadaj > WTS Duct tape
Zakthar Kadaj > lol
Asfalt Makedamovic > you got t2 or faction?
Zakthar Kadaj > RSS Duct tape
Juren Coda > o_O
Juren Coda > /emote want
Zakthar Kadaj > it's slightly stickier
Asfalt Makedamovic > about 100 isk a piece?
osku > t2 duct tape?
Zakthar Kadaj > make it 150 and you got a deal
Zakthar Kadaj > not got any t2 duct tape
Asfalt Makedamovic > dont have more, amarr idiots took away everything
Asfalt Makedamovic > 125
Zakthar Kadaj > it just has a longer roll
Zakthar Kadaj > 130
Asfalt Makedamovic > deal?
Asfalt Makedamovic > deal
Juren Coda > ^^
Zakthar Kadaj > /emote shakes asfalts hand
Asfalt Makedamovic > /emote runs off into pvp
Juren Coda > sometiems we look more like roleplayers then nerds

#3130 + ( 11 ) -inappropriate?

* Kulat wanders off buttering woofters
Kulat > er muttering
Kulat > MUTTERING
teboo > lol@buttering
Yarek Balear > lmfao
Tethis > lmfao
Dazzio > lol... that means something down here :p
Yarek Balear > kulat buttering woofters is bound to be spotted on omgrawr.net :P
Eronion > what is a woofter?
marillian > kind of dog
Yarek Balear > a woofter is a gay man
Yarek Balear > and kulat butters them
Toucan Sam > lolol
Kulat > listen what i choose to do with woofters is my business
Dazzio > like buttering their arse cheeks you mean?
Eronion > I believe he butters their scrotums
Yarek Balear > he amazes them with "I can't believe it's not butter"
teboo > lol
Kulat > trade secerate
Eronion > we're you trying to spell secret, or secreet?
Eronion > as in, it secreeted a substance down your throat?
Yarek Balear > lol
Tethis > lol
Eronion > or Kulat's homosexuality is a secret from his wife.
* Dazzio isn't saying anymore
Tethis > well not anymore if she is in the room

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