Par'Gellen > I've noticed that since I've stopped reading the Eve-O forums my stress level has gone way down
Kronic Offender > mine too
Kronic Offender > they piss me off
Par'Gellen > me to. it's unreal the number of retards that know how to type
Uthachti > Put a typewriter in a room full of monkeys...
Kronic Offender > mine too
Kronic Offender > they piss me off
Par'Gellen > me to. it's unreal the number of retards that know how to type
Uthachti > Put a typewriter in a room full of monkeys...
Inquisitor Cerberuso > I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.
Gangus > speaking of livestock
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
Gangus > i'm going drinking and cow-tipping tonight
Gangus > cant wait
Pen Khadiji > lol
Auk Monnan > yehaw
Bishop Endarr > lmao
Gangus > we get the cows stoned by blowing bong smoke in their faces, hypnotise them with a torch and then we all give it a good shove
Feeesh > Watch for cow pats and angry farmers...
Bishop Endarr > cow tipping?
Pen Khadiji > get along little dawgy
Bishop Endarr > i have to tried that sometime
Gangus > it's so fuckin funny
Pen Khadiji > bishop, when cows sleep u can run up and push them over
Gangus > seeing 500kg of beef get the smackdown
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > The police charge you for it round these parts...
Gangus > wait
Pen Khadiji > here too
Ilfar > $500 fine and your photo in the paper
Gangus > so, you get fined for tipping cows, but they let you molest sheep?
Gangus > fuckin weird you lot over there
Ilfar > :3
Gangus > photo in paper?
Ilfar > Sheep are people too ^_^
Pen Khadiji > no, same fine.. just cheaper than hookers
Gangus > /emote on plane to NZ
Gangus > i want my photo in the paper for cowtipping
Gangus > would it be front page?
Gangus > i think of myself as more the page 3 type
Retromash > Tip from behind, that'll do it.
Gangus > i could show off my hairy manboobs then
Ilfar > Side on, Retro
Ilfar > NOT from behind
CaptainMabufo > I don;t think they call that tipping
Ilfar > Your arm will disappear up that cow's rear...
CaptainMabufo > from behind
Pen Khadiji > that's scarry gangus
Retromash > It's Gangus' arm, what do I care?
Pen Khadiji > cow dipping
Gangus > lol
Ilfar > XD
Ilfar > You only dip sheep
Gangus > :o
Pen Khadiji > not to be mistaken for sheepdip
Gangus > this is so omgrawr'd
GM Pirin > the Civlian weapons use love and understanding for their ammo which is why they have the destructive power and range of a hug.
Sorofles > I have something
Sorofles > Hierachy
Sorofles > Is that a complex?
Junky FO > you found somting :) nice
TheDuke2k > hacking site?
Sorofles > No idea
Sorofles > it says Hierachy
Sorofles > 100% signal strength
Sorofles > Shall I warp?
Sorofles > in my Besty :p
Junky FO > :P
TheDuke2k > i have no idea :( never been to a hierachy
Junky FO > i woden go in your pod
TheDuke2k > yeah npc dont attack those
Sorofles > Good idea
Sorofles > going now
TheDuke2k > dont forget to bookmark ya ship though lol
Sorofles > OMG NO!
Sorofles > You FUCK!
Sorofles > It removed the scan result when I ejected >_<
Sorofles > Please say its still stored in my ship >_<
TheDuke2k > :(
Junky FO > LOL
Sorofles > ffs that took 10 minutes to find >_<
Sorofles > Hierachy
Sorofles > Is that a complex?
Junky FO > you found somting :) nice
TheDuke2k > hacking site?
Sorofles > No idea
Sorofles > it says Hierachy
Sorofles > 100% signal strength
Sorofles > Shall I warp?
Sorofles > in my Besty :p
Junky FO > :P
TheDuke2k > i have no idea :( never been to a hierachy
Junky FO > i woden go in your pod
TheDuke2k > yeah npc dont attack those
Sorofles > Good idea
Sorofles > going now
TheDuke2k > dont forget to bookmark ya ship though lol
Sorofles > OMG NO!
Sorofles > You FUCK!
Sorofles > It removed the scan result when I ejected >_<
Sorofles > Please say its still stored in my ship >_<
TheDuke2k > :(
Junky FO > LOL
Sorofles > ffs that took 10 minutes to find >_<
Hellspawn01 > Heavy assault missile skill:
Skill with heavy missiles. Special: 5% bonus to heavy missile damage per skill level.
Cybr Hawg > nice
Hellspawn01 > not nice
Brazero > a typo, i have same dmg on havies here and on sisi where i have all the new skills at 5
Hellspawn01 > bug
Cybr Hawg > oh ok
Hellspawn01 > ...or not....?
Brazero > caldari bug :)
Brazero > also known as tuxford
Skill with heavy missiles. Special: 5% bonus to heavy missile damage per skill level.
Cybr Hawg > nice
Hellspawn01 > not nice
Brazero > a typo, i have same dmg on havies here and on sisi where i have all the new skills at 5
Hellspawn01 > bug
Cybr Hawg > oh ok
Hellspawn01 > ...or not....?
Brazero > caldari bug :)
Brazero > also known as tuxford
Agent Stone > Build a POS on the Test server one evening with me
Sister Seneca > that sound like a chat up line
Joseph Valiant > yeh ok, i will need to sort out another client for it then, will do that tomorrow, and then whenever you have some free time
MastaRob > yeah kindy :p
MastaRob > *kinky
Joseph Valiant > lol.. im flattered
Joseph Valiant > but im taken :)
Sister Seneca > that sound like a chat up line
Joseph Valiant > yeh ok, i will need to sort out another client for it then, will do that tomorrow, and then whenever you have some free time
MastaRob > yeah kindy :p
MastaRob > *kinky
Joseph Valiant > lol.. im flattered
Joseph Valiant > but im taken :)
[Helfix] emo back with his gf?
[Helfix] :o
[Angel_Hun] Well
[Angel_Hun] I fucked her today
[Angel_Hun] while watching sports center
[Angel_Hun] not Facebook official yet
[Angel_Hun] but
[Helfix] LOL
[Helfix] :D
[Helfix] pr0
[Angel_Hun] Not sure if i got off to her or Paul Pierce
[Helfix] ROFL
[Helfix] emo is gay
[Helfix] non shocker
[Angel_Hun] lol
[Angel_Hun] diaf
[Helfix] no u
[Helfix] ;p
[Angel_Hun] I still am awesome
[Angel_Hun] I bent her over
[Angel_Hun] and rammed her while they were doing a piece on the Lakers/Celtics rivalry
[Helfix] thats pretty gay LOL
[Akelorian] I will totally get you in finfleet
[Helfix] :o
[Angel_Hun] Well
[Angel_Hun] I fucked her today
[Angel_Hun] while watching sports center
[Angel_Hun] not Facebook official yet
[Angel_Hun] but
[Helfix] LOL
[Helfix] :D
[Helfix] pr0
[Angel_Hun] Not sure if i got off to her or Paul Pierce
[Helfix] ROFL
[Helfix] emo is gay
[Helfix] non shocker
[Angel_Hun] lol
[Angel_Hun] diaf
[Helfix] no u
[Helfix] ;p
[Angel_Hun] I still am awesome
[Angel_Hun] I bent her over
[Angel_Hun] and rammed her while they were doing a piece on the Lakers/Celtics rivalry
[Helfix] thats pretty gay LOL
[Akelorian] I will totally get you in finfleet
Julian Barak > A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
Arvald > ....ok
Julian Barak > The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
Julian Barak > "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The Stampede > .............
Gord Freeman > please leave
Arvald > AAAHAHAHBHAHAHA
V'Kran Irulstra > Yarharhar!
V'Kran Irulstra > I need another beer...
The Stampede > Gord wins.
Arvald > ....ok
Julian Barak > The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
Julian Barak > "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The Stampede > .............
Gord Freeman > please leave
Arvald > AAAHAHAHBHAHAHA
V'Kran Irulstra > Yarharhar!
V'Kran Irulstra > I need another beer...
The Stampede > Gord wins.
Matt Armada > Heh...I got a kid grounded over halo once
Nex Balatro > lol matt
Nex Balatro > how you do that?
Matt Armada > Little bastard was being annoying so I convinced em I had a secret for Infinite ammo
Matt Armada > Made em turn his tv up WAY high, put my voice over speakers and put his ear next to it
Matt Armada > Then I screamed at the top of my lungs he was watching porn. Next thing I hear is
Matt Armada > *WHAT!* *THUD, STOMP STOMPSTOMPSTOMP SLAM* WHAT ARE YTOU WATCHING YOU LITTLE SHI * NO MOM, IM NOT I SWEAR, NOOOOOO*Player has disconnected*
Nex Balatro > lol matt
Nex Balatro > how you do that?
Matt Armada > Little bastard was being annoying so I convinced em I had a secret for Infinite ammo
Matt Armada > Made em turn his tv up WAY high, put my voice over speakers and put his ear next to it
Matt Armada > Then I screamed at the top of my lungs he was watching porn. Next thing I hear is
Matt Armada > *WHAT!* *THUD, STOMP STOMPSTOMPSTOMP SLAM* WHAT ARE YTOU WATCHING YOU LITTLE SHI * NO MOM, IM NOT I SWEAR, NOOOOOO*Player has disconnected*