Mdayriu > heh heh was feeling twitchy as i hadn't been out for a few days :D
Tamora > liar
Tamora > you were downloading so much porn that eve wouldnt run
Phoenixgurl > lol
Mdayriu > heh heh
Tamora > liar
Tamora > you were downloading so much porn that eve wouldnt run
Phoenixgurl > lol
Mdayriu > heh heh
Portal Realm > rats when i crashed
Verigua > that wasnt a crash
Verigua > it was a feature™
Verigua > that wasnt a crash
Verigua > it was a feature™
Precator Baxter > im looking for larry
Mavis O'Day > for what?
Precator Baxter > he owes me 5 bucks
Precator Baxter > nevermind i will just call him
Mavis O'Day > for what?
Precator Baxter > he owes me 5 bucks
Precator Baxter > nevermind i will just call him
Sky SaintGermain > NOM NOM NOM NOM
OmNi Eternity > wats nom nom anyway?
Kesper North > it's the sound a rorqual makes when it is compressing ore!
OmNi Eternity > wats nom nom anyway?
Kesper North > it's the sound a rorqual makes when it is compressing ore!
Aquillar > wow the distance remaining thing was a little off while I was warping
Aquillar > wapring to a station in my hauler it said 150 km remaining just as I was coming out of the warp
Aquillar > I almost cried
Aquillar > I looked at my scanner and it was 15 km
Aquillar > christ
Asbury > been bouncing 75km or more away from mani station using old BM there
Aquillar > these miscalculations run ships into plannets you know!
Markus SilverMoon > COOOOOOL
Aquillar > I need to take my ship in for some engine work obviously
Aquillar > my warp core is getting rusty
Asbury > quit peeing on it
Asbury > its not good for it
Asbury > if it runs hot add coolant
GOT SHIPS > lol , tough crowd
Aquillar > shit thats what I'm doing wrong
Asbury > yeah , and bathroom humor usually works in here
Markus SilverMoon > not when one of us has to pee
Aquillar > sorry, I was just going to the bathroom on my warp core
Aquillar > 2 of us
Markus SilverMoon > lol
Markus SilverMoon > ummmm brb
Aquillar > don't do it on your warp core!
Aquillar > wapring to a station in my hauler it said 150 km remaining just as I was coming out of the warp
Aquillar > I almost cried
Aquillar > I looked at my scanner and it was 15 km
Aquillar > christ
Asbury > been bouncing 75km or more away from mani station using old BM there
Aquillar > these miscalculations run ships into plannets you know!
Markus SilverMoon > COOOOOOL
Aquillar > I need to take my ship in for some engine work obviously
Aquillar > my warp core is getting rusty
Asbury > quit peeing on it
Asbury > its not good for it
Asbury > if it runs hot add coolant
GOT SHIPS > lol , tough crowd
Aquillar > shit thats what I'm doing wrong
Asbury > yeah , and bathroom humor usually works in here
Markus SilverMoon > not when one of us has to pee
Aquillar > sorry, I was just going to the bathroom on my warp core
Aquillar > 2 of us
Markus SilverMoon > lol
Markus SilverMoon > ummmm brb
Aquillar > don't do it on your warp core!
Kronic Offender > lol, I gave you special corp powers!!
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > I can see the future and read minds!
* Par'Gellen tries to read his own mind and fails
Kronic Offender > Notify: You cannot read your own mind. Please use someone else's mind then try again. If you change your mind, please disconnect all attempts at mind reading first.
Par'Gellen > o/
Par'Gellen > I can see the future and read minds!
* Par'Gellen tries to read his own mind and fails
Kronic Offender > Notify: You cannot read your own mind. Please use someone else's mind then try again. If you change your mind, please disconnect all attempts at mind reading first.
Eronion > and due to your silence, and given that you're not logged on TS, I conclude that the two of you are sexoring each other by a transatlantic phone call
Eronion > I bet the fish swimming around that cable lying on the ocean floor are terrified.
Eronion > I bet the fish swimming around that cable lying on the ocean floor are terrified.
Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Xav Vorbarra: omfg, this sucks...I'm in a pod in a gay system that
doesn't have anywhere to land and all gates are camped >_<
Seto Mazzarotto: I take it you have implants Xav?
Xav Vorbarra: ....ah well no, they're natural I swear
doesn't have anywhere to land and all gates are camped >_<
Seto Mazzarotto: I take it you have implants Xav?
Xav Vorbarra: ....ah well no, they're natural I swear
Wee Girl > I dont think 5 berserkers will help you very much against a 50+ blob of reds
Wee Girl > unless of course you jet them in a can and shout "GUISE THE OFFICER LOOT IS IN THE CAN!!111" in local while running
Wee Girl > unless of course you jet them in a can and shout "GUISE THE OFFICER LOOT IS IN THE CAN!!111" in local while running