<Shalbane> grr women
<Shalbane> !!
<[Agony]Kaiman> Yeah the one I just lost has been collecting dust in Jita 4-4, the other one I actually used quite often
<Shalbane> !!
<[Agony]Kaiman> Yeah the one I just lost has been collecting dust in Jita 4-4, the other one I actually used quite often
Verone > well you're in the safe knowledge that when the amarr empire falls, you can easily get a job at helga's house of pain...
Siobhan > I have heard of that place o_0
Siobhan > I have heard of that place o_0
Kimimaro Yoga: Why did clone jumping cost you so much? Dying into other bodies?
Tristan Acoma: Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: because it requires designer genes
Tristan Acoma: Kimimaro Yoga [prax]: because it requires designer genes
syphurous > I'll give you nothing
syphurous > and you can pay me 5 mil for the helpful advice
robinson cano > i aint payin you shit bitch
robinson cano > yea fuck you syph get the fuck outta my game
syphurous > NO
robinson cano > new eden dont want ur broke ass
robinson cano > busta
robinson cano > youre lucky i dont find ur ip
robinson cano > and erase your harddrive you little fucking twat
syphurous > thats grounds for ban
Noomis > now now kiddies
syphurous > watch what you say
robinson cano > im sorry i just snapped
syphurous > you want my ip though ?
syphurous > 127.0.0.1
syphurous > there you go
syphurous > have fun
Vargus Orm > Internet Tough-Stuff?
robinson cano > LOL its pinging
robinson cano > are you retarded dude?
syphurous > OH NOES not the PINGS
robinson cano > im gonna ddos the shit outta you
Nandy Cocytus > I wouldn't test him
robinson cano > nandy im being serious
syphurous > I dare you to
Lucretia Delante > careful syph, this guy seems to know what he is talking about ;-)
robinson cano > lmao alright i started the ddos
robinson cano > fuckin idiot why would you seriously give me your ip???
syphurous > OH noes my connection is dropping
Nandy Cocytus > this is the most entertainment I've had all day
robinson cano > wow what the fuck has happened to this game
robinson cano > servers gone to shit or what??
robinson cano > i cant warp anyone lagging
Loviisa Kyd > syph, may day may day! abort abort
robinson cano > guys
Lucretia Delante > no robinson, I suspect someone is DDOSing you in retaliation for your action :P
robinson cano > fuck you lucretia
Lucretia Delante > Maybe if you apologised to Syph he would stop. THen again, maybe not...
syphurous > and you can pay me 5 mil for the helpful advice
robinson cano > i aint payin you shit bitch
robinson cano > yea fuck you syph get the fuck outta my game
syphurous > NO
robinson cano > new eden dont want ur broke ass
robinson cano > busta
robinson cano > youre lucky i dont find ur ip
robinson cano > and erase your harddrive you little fucking twat
syphurous > thats grounds for ban
Noomis > now now kiddies
syphurous > watch what you say
robinson cano > im sorry i just snapped
syphurous > you want my ip though ?
syphurous > 127.0.0.1
syphurous > there you go
syphurous > have fun
Vargus Orm > Internet Tough-Stuff?
robinson cano > LOL its pinging
robinson cano > are you retarded dude?
syphurous > OH NOES not the PINGS
robinson cano > im gonna ddos the shit outta you
Nandy Cocytus > I wouldn't test him
robinson cano > nandy im being serious
syphurous > I dare you to
Lucretia Delante > careful syph, this guy seems to know what he is talking about ;-)
robinson cano > lmao alright i started the ddos
robinson cano > fuckin idiot why would you seriously give me your ip???
syphurous > OH noes my connection is dropping
Nandy Cocytus > this is the most entertainment I've had all day
robinson cano > wow what the fuck has happened to this game
robinson cano > servers gone to shit or what??
robinson cano > i cant warp anyone lagging
Loviisa Kyd > syph, may day may day! abort abort
robinson cano > guys
Lucretia Delante > no robinson, I suspect someone is DDOSing you in retaliation for your action :P
robinson cano > fuck you lucretia
Lucretia Delante > Maybe if you apologised to Syph he would stop. THen again, maybe not...
c0rny > tell him theres plenty of me to go around ;)
Ixchebel > LOL!
c0rny > i swing anyway thats interested :)
Ishana > hahaha
Ixchebel > o.O
c0rny > cant be too picky these days :P
c0rny > tbh he'd have to fight Zz for me though
Zzazzt > lol
c0rny > Zz is in wub after my pink dress parade last night
Ishana > lmao
Zzazzt > /emote gouges his own eyes out
Ixchebel > LOL!
c0rny > i swing anyway thats interested :)
Ishana > hahaha
Ixchebel > o.O
c0rny > cant be too picky these days :P
c0rny > tbh he'd have to fight Zz for me though
Zzazzt > lol
c0rny > Zz is in wub after my pink dress parade last night
Ishana > lmao
Zzazzt > /emote gouges his own eyes out
Kuolzar > My gf is 200 km away =(
Tenu Chobyn > warp to her
Tenu Chobyn > warp to her
Durandal Strauss > i went window shpooing last weekend. spent $300AUD.
Iroa > lol, what on?
Azia Burgi > windows...
Azia Burgi > like dur....
Iroa > lol, what on?
Azia Burgi > windows...
Azia Burgi > like dur....
belalol > the new fast fleets , titanbridge in , self destruct out
<Ulviirala> man, so embarrassing tonight
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
Azuse > my life just got better :)
Jheroloy Ayryon > WHy?
Azuse > im in a system with one gate
Jheroloy Ayryon > lol
Azuse > and 18 hostile cruisers just logged off outside
Agustus Caesar > lol
Jheroloy Ayryon > Give'em hell...
Azuse > /emote starts writing his will
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote wants the golden pocket watch!
Azuse > /emote start scoring jheroloy off the list..
Jheroloy Ayryon > D'oh...
Azuse > >:D
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote is injecting laxative into Azuse's pod ectoplasm
Jheroloy Ayryon > WHy?
Azuse > im in a system with one gate
Jheroloy Ayryon > lol
Azuse > and 18 hostile cruisers just logged off outside
Agustus Caesar > lol
Jheroloy Ayryon > Give'em hell...
Azuse > /emote starts writing his will
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote wants the golden pocket watch!
Azuse > /emote start scoring jheroloy off the list..
Jheroloy Ayryon > D'oh...
Azuse > >:D
Jheroloy Ayryon > /emote is injecting laxative into Azuse's pod ectoplasm