Celticat > they can #%&%^&# tell you if your #$%^&#$%^ 'ing current $%@%^ ship won't go through the $@%^&@%$ acc gate .... BEFORE you accept the #%$^&#@$% mission .... @$%^&@
Sidus Sarmiang > Hmmm... what's the most retarded looking ship in the game, though?
ZzZ Calm > domi
Ubernubi > Domi
peroxide chase > domi
Weeks > Definitely
Spinnukur > rofl
Sidus Sarmiang > Hmmm... hard to deny
sillah > lol
Sku1ly > exequorororor
Ubernubi > A scrotum able to eject drones to disables its prey.
ZzZ Calm > domi
Ubernubi > Domi
peroxide chase > domi
Weeks > Definitely
Spinnukur > rofl
Sidus Sarmiang > Hmmm... hard to deny
sillah > lol
Sku1ly > exequorororor
Ubernubi > A scrotum able to eject drones to disables its prey.
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
* TheJacko starts musical chairs
TheJacko > then
* TheJacko downs a bottle of vodka
* Damien Smith does nekked breakdancing
TheJacko > :o
TheJacko > no you fucking dont
TheJacko > not why i am in your room
you dont
Damien Smith > lmao
Leet Al > I bet I can beat you damien
Damien Smith > erm.. no thanks
Damien Smith > that's what jacko's for ;)
TheJacko > then
* TheJacko downs a bottle of vodka
* Damien Smith does nekked breakdancing
TheJacko > :o
TheJacko > no you fucking dont
TheJacko > not why i am in your room
you dont
Damien Smith > lmao
Leet Al > I bet I can beat you damien
Damien Smith > erm.. no thanks
Damien Smith > that's what jacko's for ;)
<Overkill> dw i went to canada 2 nights ago
<Overkill> saw the canadain ballet
<Overkill> my face still smells like pussy
<Deathwing> why were u at a ballet?
<Deathwing> like
<Deathwing> by ballet
<Deathwing> u mean
<Deathwing> strip bar right?
<Overkill> yep
<Overkill> saw the canadain ballet
<Overkill> my face still smells like pussy
<Deathwing> why were u at a ballet?
<Deathwing> like
<Deathwing> by ballet
<Deathwing> u mean
<Deathwing> strip bar right?
<Overkill> yep
Tristan Acoma [prax]: New plan: alt corp
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: not an alt corp for the alt corp?
***Tristan Acoma [prax] strokes his chin thoughtfully.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: delegate my delegated task to a delegate
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: then blame all the alts
Tristan Acoma [prax]: sadly I don't have a black cat to pet. My GSP wouldn't have the same effect at all
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i have a black and white cat, you could delegate the stroking to me, though it would only be 50% effective
Tristan Acoma [prax]: I demand at least 75% effectiveness when I subcontract stroking.
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: i'll need drugs for the extra 25%
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: or i could burn out the cat
Imperium Romanus [pxin]: as i dont have nanite control trained
Tristan Acoma [prax]: that sounds downright sordid. This is a family show.
[ ] Moncada > Did you just buy a dominix?
[ ] Azheri > looks like a walruss with little wings and smoke launchers on top
[ ] Moncada > Dude..
[ ] Moncada > "Oh how the mighty have fallen"
[ ] Azheri > yepp myspace and dominix on the same day......
[ ] Azheri > im soon ready to come out of the closet as well
[ ] Moncada > Right now. I wouldnt be the least surprised
[ ] Azheri > ^^
[ ] Moncada > Soooo.. azheri.. Watcha doin on friday night?
[ ] Azheri > you asking me out?=P
[ ] Azheri > and i thought i was the gallente here....
[ ] Azheri > looks like a walruss with little wings and smoke launchers on top
[ ] Moncada > Dude..
[ ] Moncada > "Oh how the mighty have fallen"
[ ] Azheri > yepp myspace and dominix on the same day......
[ ] Azheri > im soon ready to come out of the closet as well
[ ] Moncada > Right now. I wouldnt be the least surprised
[ ] Azheri > ^^
[ ] Moncada > Soooo.. azheri.. Watcha doin on friday night?
[ ] Azheri > you asking me out?=P
[ ] Azheri > and i thought i was the gallente here....
moo inc > want something done right yah gotta do it urself
Samourais > I dont know, paying someone to do it while you watch is very pleasant sometimes.
Samourais > Ok that sounded real bad if not following the convo lol
Kitsune Silvertail > /emote snickers.
Samourais > I dont know, paying someone to do it while you watch is very pleasant sometimes.
Samourais > Ok that sounded real bad if not following the convo lol
Kitsune Silvertail > /emote snickers.
<+Sokhar> if you plan on lots of fucking
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
Gabriel Virtus > sigh, Im training caps
Haakelen > i have caps
Haakelen > SEE
Haakelen > IT'S EASY
Vorte X > lol
Jonas Vinthyn > hahahaha
Vorte X > LOOK I HAVE CAP SKILLS TOO
Haakelen > I GOT THIS CAPS SHIT ON LOCK
Jonas Vinthyn > you all retarded, I'm going to sleep.
Haakelen > i have caps
Haakelen > SEE
Haakelen > IT'S EASY
Vorte X > lol
Jonas Vinthyn > hahahaha
Vorte X > LOOK I HAVE CAP SKILLS TOO
Haakelen > I GOT THIS CAPS SHIT ON LOCK
Jonas Vinthyn > you all retarded, I'm going to sleep.