Karmilla Strife > i ♥ my geddon
Karmilla Strife > it lasted 3 years of fw, then 6 months in Curse, then a few lowsec POS bashes, then a trip to WH space
Karmilla Strife > my first cap kills were in that ship
Karmilla Strife > my geddon brings happiness to all involved
Davlos > Shiny spess penis?
Karmilla Strife > it's so big!
Karmilla Strife > pew pew!
Davlos > How about the girth?
Davlos > It's <i>all important</i>
Karmilla Strife > girth is the atribute of the unskilled
Davlos > Sadly enough, the lack of skills is prevalent enough that girth is almost always needed to compensate
Karmilla Strife > you either bottom out when you're in there, or you didn't bring enough DPS
Davlos > I'd rather cop out!
Karmilla Strife > or cover up and bring a baddon?
Davlos > I'd rather bring a rev.
Karmilla Strife > hey, that's a different league
Davlos > Of what proportions?
Karmilla Strife > rev is like 14 inches of shame
Karmilla Strife > it's like the friend you don't want your wife to meet
Karmilla Strife > yeah "it's awesome" but stay away from my kids...
Davlos > Or the whole of Japan for that matter.
Davlos > "Bikku dikku"
Karmilla Strife > it lasted 3 years of fw, then 6 months in Curse, then a few lowsec POS bashes, then a trip to WH space
Karmilla Strife > my first cap kills were in that ship
Karmilla Strife > my geddon brings happiness to all involved
Davlos > Shiny spess penis?
Karmilla Strife > it's so big!
Karmilla Strife > pew pew!
Davlos > How about the girth?
Davlos > It's <i>all important</i>
Karmilla Strife > girth is the atribute of the unskilled
Davlos > Sadly enough, the lack of skills is prevalent enough that girth is almost always needed to compensate
Karmilla Strife > you either bottom out when you're in there, or you didn't bring enough DPS
Davlos > I'd rather cop out!
Karmilla Strife > or cover up and bring a baddon?
Davlos > I'd rather bring a rev.
Karmilla Strife > hey, that's a different league
Davlos > Of what proportions?
Karmilla Strife > rev is like 14 inches of shame
Karmilla Strife > it's like the friend you don't want your wife to meet
Karmilla Strife > yeah "it's awesome" but stay away from my kids...
Davlos > Or the whole of Japan for that matter.
Davlos > "Bikku dikku"
Maliano > those ccp bastards didnt give me any unallocated skills!!! ;)
jih chop > for what?
jih chop > being pretty?
jih chop > they don't give points for that
jih chop > and you don't qualify anyway
jih chop > for what?
jih chop > being pretty?
jih chop > they don't give points for that
jih chop > and you don't qualify anyway
Tamora > nothing like the sound of a sweaty gimp suit being unzipped and a nerd sliding out of it. its a unique sound and one im adding to my dance track...
Aeaus > Waffles
Aeaus > Waffles
T0SHIR0 > but is just a game :)
T0SHIR0 > we are only players
T0SHIR0 > we respect us each other no ?
Jenina Hawke > Oh, I would respect you more if you had not logged off in a panic when you found yourself in a gatecamp
Jenina Hawke > Twice...
T0SHIR0 > we are only players
T0SHIR0 > we respect us each other no ?
Jenina Hawke > Oh, I would respect you more if you had not logged off in a panic when you found yourself in a gatecamp
Jenina Hawke > Twice...
dirk_johnwood: Cold -> Sinus Infection -> Two ear infections > Strep throat > Pinkeye in both eyes.
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Zuju: > doom
dirk_johnwood: all in 4 days
Chris Vattic: Did you have a date with the Pestilence horseman of apocalypse? Christ
Zuju: So which heathen god did you annoy? Nurgle?
dirk_johnwood: No clue, I'm just glad it's kind of over. I just can't swallow yet
Chris Vattic: [insert innuendo]
Liam Jacobs: thats what she said
Zuju: :rimshot:
Zuju: and now tradik will say "Damn you Kesper!"
dirk_johnwood: imagine swallowing but only getting half of what you normally do down, then choking. Shit sucks.
Zuju [prax]: The innuendo just got worse
dirk_johnwood: Then my nose.
Liam Jacobs: wow
Zuju: again
Sarkelias Anophius: into the rabbit hole, folks
Zuju: and he just invented golf
dirk_johnwood: Glad the oozing is over too
Necrus Lumbus > verone tarkis told me to talk to you
Necrus Lumbus > our corp search for an alli and i ask myself if veto want´s to make an alli with our corp
Verone > do you want the long version or the short version? the long version may give you political insight into how Veto Corp works :)
Necrus Lumbus > long ok
WattIsWacken > :D
Verone > the long version is "No Thanks."
Necrus Lumbus > ok short
Verone > the short version is "Bye."
TAN MELLOTH > ROFL
Necrus Lumbus > are you maybe a group of gays ????
Necrus Lumbus > maybe you suck our dick´s
Nadine Desaix > You don't want that. I bite.
Necrus Lumbus > go and fuck yourself
EVE System > Necrus Lumbus was kicked from the channel by Verone.
Nadine Desaix > Was he trying to be insulting? Because I don't understand
Verone > dunno, he just got booted
Verone > wtf lol
Necrus Lumbus > our corp search for an alli and i ask myself if veto want´s to make an alli with our corp
Verone > do you want the long version or the short version? the long version may give you political insight into how Veto Corp works :)
Necrus Lumbus > long ok
WattIsWacken > :D
Verone > the long version is "No Thanks."
Necrus Lumbus > ok short
Verone > the short version is "Bye."
TAN MELLOTH > ROFL
Necrus Lumbus > are you maybe a group of gays ????
Necrus Lumbus > maybe you suck our dick´s
Nadine Desaix > You don't want that. I bite.
Necrus Lumbus > go and fuck yourself
EVE System > Necrus Lumbus was kicked from the channel by Verone.
Nadine Desaix > Was he trying to be insulting? Because I don't understand
Verone > dunno, he just got booted
Verone > wtf lol
<Maarud> I had a dream about Mindstar last night
<Mindstar> o.O
<Maarud> *wink*
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<Mindstar> o.O
<Maarud> *wink*
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<wizzard66> i did piss the eiffeltower 10 years ago. but i wouldnt try it these days
<wizzard66> to much police and cameras
<wizzard66> and my little mr wizzard is well known in half the human population
<wizzard66> cant take the risk
<wizzard66> to much police and cameras
<wizzard66> and my little mr wizzard is well known in half the human population
<wizzard66> cant take the risk
Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
Aberash > smart car?
Aberash > u must be mad!
Aberash > there the worst cars ever
Aberash > they tested em on top gear
Aberash > it could barely turn a corner at speed
Helena X > who on earth would try to corner at speed in a smart car
Aberash > for a laugh
Aberash > u must be mad!
Aberash > there the worst cars ever
Aberash > they tested em on top gear
Aberash > it could barely turn a corner at speed
Helena X > who on earth would try to corner at speed in a smart car
Aberash > for a laugh