Elsydian > I have a hampster named Nibbles :)
Chococat > oh ffs, I was just about to kill you, how can I kill you after an opening line like that
Elsydian > with love and adoration?
Elsydian > and chocolate kisses?
Chococat > but who would feed nibbles?
Elsydian > hes my only friend
Chococat > /emote dabs hankie to eye
Chococat > fear not small nibbles, Elsydian will be back to give you your fruit and kibble tonight
Elsydian > :)
Elsydian > ty for sparing my hampster
Chococat > oh ffs, I was just about to kill you, how can I kill you after an opening line like that
Elsydian > with love and adoration?
Elsydian > and chocolate kisses?
Chococat > but who would feed nibbles?
Elsydian > hes my only friend
Chococat > /emote dabs hankie to eye
Chococat > fear not small nibbles, Elsydian will be back to give you your fruit and kibble tonight
Elsydian > :)
Elsydian > ty for sparing my hampster
moroti > any plus points it may have are vastly outweighed by it being caldari
Azia Burgi > ok that was weird
Azia Burgi > i was fueling the tower and 2 people asked if they could commit suicide in my cemetery
Grinning Soul > hahaha
Cypher Steele > ...
Cypher Steele > Sounds kind of macabre to me.
Azia Burgi > i know
Grinning Soul > they're goth kids. lol
Cypher Steele > Romeo & Juliet style.
Azia Burgi > they were male and female corpses....
Cypher Steele > "I'd be totally honored if you'd let me kill myself in your cemetery."
Azia Burgi > i was fueling the tower and 2 people asked if they could commit suicide in my cemetery
Grinning Soul > hahaha
Cypher Steele > ...
Cypher Steele > Sounds kind of macabre to me.
Azia Burgi > i know
Grinning Soul > they're goth kids. lol
Cypher Steele > Romeo & Juliet style.
Azia Burgi > they were male and female corpses....
Cypher Steele > "I'd be totally honored if you'd let me kill myself in your cemetery."
dastommy79 > slink do you want cake for wardeys suprise birthday party?
Ocara Nezus > MC kindly brought the titan with them...
Ocara Nezus > so we can have a huge party
Ocara Nezus > with streamers and everything
Chowdown > in my pants
Ocara Nezus > Chowdown mate... we all know why you really fly a Titan... theres no party in your pants...
Ocara Nezus > MC kindly brought the titan with them...
Ocara Nezus > so we can have a huge party
Ocara Nezus > with streamers and everything
Chowdown > in my pants
Ocara Nezus > Chowdown mate... we all know why you really fly a Titan... theres no party in your pants...
Alviarin > this rifter looks so sexeh
Alviarin > talk about double penetration...
Alviarin > low slot and mid slot :D
Asm0dai > and tracking bonus :)
Alviarin > ...you didnt get it
Alviarin > im so disappointed
Alviarin > talk about double penetration...
Alviarin > low slot and mid slot :D
Asm0dai > and tracking bonus :)
Alviarin > ...you didnt get it
Alviarin > im so disappointed
<Mud_Pandemonium> Goddamn Chef Boyardee.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
Piuro > Heh, I got bluescreened in the middle of a Rogue Drone mission and lost my drones.
Piuro > When I came back, they had killed all but one rogue drone and were just sitting there.
Piuro > My drones did better then my cruiser.
Piuro > When I came back, they had killed all but one rogue drone and were just sitting there.
Piuro > My drones did better then my cruiser.
Tendalao > What are you wearing to the fan fest party tonight?
Sunjabi > ....clothes...wtf did you plan on wearing?!?!
Tendalao > *sigh* i really hate you
Sunjabi > ....clothes...wtf did you plan on wearing?!?!
Tendalao > *sigh* i really hate you
John Voland > you english talking guys , whats the area around the nipple called?
Mikal Drey > the woman
Mikal Drey > the woman
Xiang Lau > i'm still probably a mil away now after my can just got flipped
Jennifer Dechy > hehe
Jennifer Dechy > will send you 500k
Xiang Lau > don't worry about it
Xiang Lau > i'll get it tomorrow
Twilight Corsair > barges are anything but swift....
Cousin Balki > can flippers're a pain in the ass
Twilight Corsair > it's like a flying anvil..
Jennifer Dechy > I know :) that's why I usually transport the barge in a badger.. slightly more agile.. and more capacitor for warp-distance
Xiang Lau > you know what, you guys are jerks... cuz now i'm gonna have to pay the favor forward
Xessej > yeah the downside to the barges and exhumers
Cousin Balki > I'm a bastard not a jerk =p
Xiang Lau > well fine, you're a bastard then.
Xiang Lau > cuz now i've gotta pay 1.5mil forward to some other poor bastard that gets their can flipped
Merowech Hammerfest > They're taking your money to isengard ..
Cousin Balki > don't gotta pay nothing if you don't feel like it xiang
Cousin Balki > the money will never make it to isengard, it's being gate camped by ents
Jennifer Dechy > hehe
Jennifer Dechy > will send you 500k
Xiang Lau > don't worry about it
Xiang Lau > i'll get it tomorrow
Twilight Corsair > barges are anything but swift....
Cousin Balki > can flippers're a pain in the ass
Twilight Corsair > it's like a flying anvil..
Jennifer Dechy > I know :) that's why I usually transport the barge in a badger.. slightly more agile.. and more capacitor for warp-distance
Xiang Lau > you know what, you guys are jerks... cuz now i'm gonna have to pay the favor forward
Xessej > yeah the downside to the barges and exhumers
Cousin Balki > I'm a bastard not a jerk =p
Xiang Lau > well fine, you're a bastard then.
Xiang Lau > cuz now i've gotta pay 1.5mil forward to some other poor bastard that gets their can flipped
Merowech Hammerfest > They're taking your money to isengard ..
Cousin Balki > don't gotta pay nothing if you don't feel like it xiang
Cousin Balki > the money will never make it to isengard, it's being gate camped by ents