mirel yirrin > They are giving me a free slasher
Zuju: Apparently there was a major incident on the Sydney metro line today. The conductor apparently had a bad day and had been hitting the drink. At the end of the line he opened the doors on both sides of the train and went out the wrong set and fell on the tracks. He landed across the third rail, but was a poor conductor and survived.
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
tradik: that is a terrible pun.
tradik: just... terrible
kinkouin168:: you could say he was derailed and quite shocked, tradik
tradik: i hope you're happy, kesper
tradik: i hope you're happy -.-
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Hellraiza666 > mr fishy
Hellraiza666 > ive been expecting you
*Hellraiza666 strokes cat
Hellraiza666 > ive been expecting you
*Hellraiza666 strokes cat
Kronic Offender > Local's filling!!
Par'Gellen > so are my shorts!
Par'Gellen > so are my shorts!
dragon > womn and there elaborate applications
Galo Entie > like tampons....
Galo Entie > like tampons....
Bray Gu'hra > wuhu.. 14 jump mission to deliver carbage..
Halsen > lol
Bray Gu'hra > man no wonder they hate taking out the trash themselves..
Halsen > lol
Bray Gu'hra > man no wonder they hate taking out the trash themselves..
Azieru Vega > is it just me, or is the Minmatar fighter about to explode?
Shadow XII > Minmatar everything is about to expode.
Shadow XII > Minmatar everything is about to expode.
DeeeBo > i hate guristas
Solvita > check your standings - they aint too crazy about you either
Solvita > check your standings - they aint too crazy about you either
lordgod denny > i miss the old style 1400's though death from 150km
Dostan Ja'Vunn > You mean back when they could hit things smaller and faster than planets?
kradak > lol
Dostan Ja'Vunn > You mean back when they could hit things smaller and faster than planets?
kradak > lol