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GoFur > its obeeus
GoFur > no mercy
* obeeus stands defiant !
* GoFur kicks him in the ding ding
* obeeus attempts to stand and not puke
* Kronic Offender uses his coffee mug as a crotch protector
Endo Fukumaru > what about the hot coffee?
Kronic Offender > hmm... coffees gonna taste funnny though

#10779 + ( 21 ) -inappropriate?

DoomBunny > Idiots Guide to Hostile Counting:
1 - 1
2 - 2
Many 3+
Lots - 5+
Craploads - 8+
fuckton - 10+
HOLY SHIT - break out the caps

#3430 + ( 6 ) -inappropriate?

Elmerdi > where are you now?
Nazax Prime > but im training teir 1 skills so...
Nazax Prime > RW?
Nazax Prime > virginia
Elmerdi > that too - but I meant in eve

#523 + ( 9 ) -inappropriate?

Calamity Jane > Izno Ask your wife is at about noon she wants to go shopping?
Iznogoud > yes
Iznogoud > she will give u a call
Calamity Jane > ok:)

#3329 + ( 1 ) -inappropriate?

Chris Bartlett > self destruction is so much quicker than selling things
Chris Bartlett > bye bye ship #3

#2899 + ( 3 ) -inappropriate?

Haffrage > But no matter which one it is, I'm still sexy, so it's cool.
* Dezzereth looks confused............ ah.. right .....
Gothikia > i gave up trying to understand haff a long time ago
Dezzereth > lol
Haffrage > Yeah, I seem to speak in a language you can't get unless you hear my tone of voice or see my hand gestures. Which are also extremely sexy.
Haffrage > ...I'm in denial =(
Gothikia > rofl

#3885 + ( 2 ) -inappropriate?

<AerO> Can't say I agree with what had been said in a channel like this.
<Viceroy> Disagreeing is against the channel rules
<DigitalCommunist> What, someone disagreed?
<AerO> But then again, my hands are just as dirty.
<AerO> I object!
<Viceroy> We have a disagreer
<DigitalCommunist> Mobilize the tactical grief unit.
* Viceroy locks and loads
* Viceroy sets mode: +b *!*@5E01A9E1.41C35CE1.E3E92E3C.IP
* AerO was kicked by DigitalCommunist (DigitalCommunist)
<KomradeVirtunov> :O

#1229 + ( 12 ) -inappropriate?

(Burn eden, after safespotting from 2 assault frigs with their 4 battleships)
Ramuh > I like how people say we only gank, but also complain about our tactics when we beat ppl outnumbered
Zendolphin > glad you like it
DrunkenOne > what was that tactic called?
Remmington Daniels > "runaway" I think
Threx > it's called guerilla warfare
Remmington Daniels > running away is guerilla warefare? Wow, you could teach the us military a thing or two

#11847 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Arvo Katsuya > Were he going to persue on the epeen comment, I was going to counter that should something that size ever become erect, he would then die of blood loss.
Kybernetes Moros > the death certificate would be interesting
Kybernetes Moros > 'Cause of Death: pornographic material'; 'Cause of Death: that girl he had a crush on' 'Cause of Death: random teen boner'
Arvo Katsuya > He then was used for chastity propaganda televised and sponsored by the Theology Council.

#6921 + ( 5 ) -inappropriate?

Boma Airaken > you definetly do need to be an asshole sometimes ;)
Boma Airaken > just make sure its never misdirected
Boma Airaken > i lost a couple of good people that way
Talaris EveningStar screams at Boma and shakes a fist
Boma Airaken > /emote throws a chair at talaris
Talaris EveningStar dodges and avoids all damage with the Improved Evasion feat.
Talaris EveningStar > Now... Your probably thinking..
Boma Airaken > i was thinking AR-15
Talaris EveningStar > "How can he use a reflex save vs a ranged attack?"
Boma Airaken > but im not that much of an asshole ;)
Talaris EveningStar > Well you see...
Talaris EveningStar > Boma is an Asshole Dragon
Dangermouse DM > I wasn't thinking that because i'm not a nerd (and too old for 3rd edition)
Talaris EveningStar > And Throwing Chairs is his breathweapon
Boma Airaken > ROFL
Vendrin > Vendrin saves!
Vendrin > Everyone else takes half damage

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