*Alexander Nocturnes casts Life Siphon, Parasitic Bond, Suffering, Soul Leech, Life Transfer, and Unholy Feast on said cruisers, whiping them from existence.
*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.
Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.
Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist
Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing
Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there
* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3
Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.
Alexander Nocturnes > yup
Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.
Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.
* Lefia touches alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.
* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.
Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.
Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist
Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing
Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there
* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3
Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.
Alexander Nocturnes > yup
Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.
Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.
* Lefia touches alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.
* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.
Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
WongKar Wei > Half of the Gallente ships are shaped like biological elements. The Iteron is a giant penis with a gas mask. The thorax is a circumcised penis. The Brutix is snot congealed.
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the brutix is a mis-shapen turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the dominix is a battle turd
ResearchBunny Beatrix > the thorax, well, wfutomara
Brock Nelson > i've had a few turd that's shapped like a dominix
Brock Nelson > once you get the front end out, the rest is easy
Brock Nelson > you just gotta push and push and push
Brock Nelson > hell, sometimes ya gotta use your hands to stretch your ass apart further
Mroe Bree > What the FUCK did I just log in for?
ResearchBunny Beatrix > that's way too much information
Aznwithbeard > my gf just showed me her wedding dress and her bridesmaid dresses.
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
rodensteiner > what
Shane Wolfe > uh oh
Rendeath > oh boy you're in for it now
rodensteiner > why does she have that....?
Dewgong > dead man walking
Dewgong > QUICK, EJECT EJECT!
Aznwithbeard > online, not at the apt.
rodensteiner > but she's already got it all picked out....?
Dewgong > 'ship is no longer under your control'
rodensteiner > 'your capacitor is empty'
Aznwithbeard > OH SHIT IM JAMMED
rodensteiner > instalock
Dewgong > * makes those buzzing noises when youre tank fails
rodensteiner > err
Erus Fatum > can i have your stuff ?
Aznwithbeard > FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Ingame) [MASS] thebold > yo ddc
(Teamspeak) [CLS] Drakma > Can we talk in local?
(Teamspeak) [DDC] Lataro > Sure, aslong as you don't smack
(Teamspeak) [CLS] Drakma > Nevermind.
(Teamspeak) [CLS] Drakma > Can we talk in local?
(Teamspeak) [DDC] Lataro > Sure, aslong as you don't smack
(Teamspeak) [CLS] Drakma > Nevermind.
Inquisitor K'han > let it be known to all, im the boss in this house, thats when the wife and cat are out
teppum > kool i mine in a apoc at the mo
Dubh Sidhe > yay
teppum > do u mine
Dubh Sidhe > yep
teppum > wot ship do u mine in
Dubh Sidhe > retriever
teppum > kool is that a barge
Dubh Sidhe > yeppers... will have Hulk in 17 days
teppum > yh thats kool
teppum > wot r u going to do 2 day
Dubh Sidhe > mine... and buy you a dictionary
teppum > wot is the dictionary for
Dubh Sidhe > so you can look up the correct spelling for words...
teppum > y wots rong with my spelling
Dubh Sidhe > nvm....
teppum > lol kk
Dubh Sidhe > if you can't figure it out, a dictionary not gunna do much good, now is it?
teppum > not really
Dubh Sidhe > yay
teppum > do u mine
Dubh Sidhe > yep
teppum > wot ship do u mine in
Dubh Sidhe > retriever
teppum > kool is that a barge
Dubh Sidhe > yeppers... will have Hulk in 17 days
teppum > yh thats kool
teppum > wot r u going to do 2 day
Dubh Sidhe > mine... and buy you a dictionary
teppum > wot is the dictionary for
Dubh Sidhe > so you can look up the correct spelling for words...
teppum > y wots rong with my spelling
Dubh Sidhe > nvm....
teppum > lol kk
Dubh Sidhe > if you can't figure it out, a dictionary not gunna do much good, now is it?
teppum > not really
Tenel Kaa > my woman is my ship
Lartfor > my ship is my woman
Delver Rootnose > my ship doesn't get me any women
Tenel Kaa > i like to ride inside her =p
Lartfor > rofl
Lartfor > i like her to ride inside me
Lartfor > errr
Lartfor > i mean
Tenel Kaa > lol
Lartfor > I'm done here
Lartfor > my ship is my woman
Delver Rootnose > my ship doesn't get me any women
Tenel Kaa > i like to ride inside her =p
Lartfor > rofl
Lartfor > i like her to ride inside me
Lartfor > errr
Lartfor > i mean
Tenel Kaa > lol
Lartfor > I'm done here
ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all
ElrondMD > that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
ElrondMD > that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
GQ Fing > you doing?
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok
Warden Kell > 759,888 Mexallon!? How do you smuggle them across the border?