Kelron Queldine > I have discovered I have a helicopter piloting ability roughly equal to that of a dead cat
Olixia Castitatis > DC?
Kelron Queldine > BF2 demo
...
Adoran Wa'alle > Oh and Kel, that's why we should team up. you shoot, I fly :) My piloting ability is ...well, atleast the equal of a live cat
Olixia Castitatis > DC?
Kelron Queldine > BF2 demo
...
Adoran Wa'alle > Oh and Kel, that's why we should team up. you shoot, I fly :) My piloting ability is ...well, atleast the equal of a live cat
small chimp > uh oh
small chimp > i wanted to test self destruct option
small chimp > how can i get my new destroyer back?
electrostatus > oh you fool!
Letri Bimmet > you don't
small chimp > :(
Zohm > I think you have to click your heels together three times
Stash Lin > Did it work?
Letri Bimmet > you can pray to whatever you like to pray and hope you getyour stuff back
SolidDread > "test" - Priceless
small chimp > i wanted to test self destruct option
small chimp > how can i get my new destroyer back?
electrostatus > oh you fool!
Letri Bimmet > you don't
small chimp > :(
Zohm > I think you have to click your heels together three times
Stash Lin > Did it work?
Letri Bimmet > you can pray to whatever you like to pray and hope you getyour stuff back
SolidDread > "test" - Priceless
Jita local always makes me smile
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Mo Smutt > ..people gotta try a little harder with these contracts
Mini Freight > but my minmatar alt won't be flying a malestrom for months
Cold32 > <url=contract:30000142//48367255>[Multiple Items]</url>
Cold32 > free rigs^
Mo Smutt > that si a good deal
Mini Freight > ya it is but i don't need a minnie BS
Mo Smutt > i would get it if i could spare tghe isk
Mini Freight > i can buy it i just don't need to
Ember Talon > i #1 dont have the isk #2 wouldnt rig it like that anyway so it would be a waste
Mini Freight > yah
Mini Freight > I'd use shield rigs
Ember Talon > /emote nods
Cold32 > Nah
Cold32 > Needs the recharge
Cold32 > 3 gyros 2 te's in lows
Ember Talon > cap booster
Cold32 > nope
Cold32 > Waste of slot
Mini Freight > exactly
Mini Freight > cap boosters FTW
Cold32 > 2 hardners bosoter boost amp tracking comp and sebo
Ember Talon > not really, no amount of regen will keep you from being neuted out, a cap booster however gives youe nough cap to cycle modules before they neut you down
Mini Freight > it's a minmatar ship, it's made of scrap metal, why can't the damn thing run on batteries too? lol
Cold32 > its for smashing anoms
Cold32 > no pvp or grindy lvl4's
Mini Freight > haha
Mini Freight > i made a funny
Ember Talon > /emote vomits quietly in the corner at the prospect of plexing maelstrom
Mini Freight > /emote vomits publicly
Mini Freight > BLEEEEEGH!!!!
Cold32 > it fucks shit up
Ember Talon > i dont doubt, its also a huge fucking rape me sign
Mini Freight > that's cause it's shooting voltswagons
Mini Freight > lol
Mo Smutt > kik
Mo Smutt > ?
Mini Freight > or rifters
Mini Freight > that's about the right size fro a 1400MM cannon
Mini Freight > or even better it shoots reapers out of it, hahaha
Ember Talon > glad someone has a use for them
Mini Freight > why do we have noobships in the cargohold captain?
Mini Freight > you fool! we can't afford ammo!
REALITY X > lol
Mini Freight > use the noob ships!
Mini Freight > but... they won't fit!
Mini Freight > we are minmatar, make it fit!
Mini Freight > lulz
Commander Featherfall > repackage them... again
Mini Freight > hahaha
Mini Freight > can u imagine a malestrom shooting kamikaze reapers out of it's guns?
Ember Talon > that projectile has a thruster and a warp drive! BEHOLD!!! antimatter projectile ammo
Mini Freight > lolo0lool
Mini Freight > they put them all on overheat!!!
Mini Freight > omg!!!
Commander Featherfall > even with volunteer noob pilots its still considered a dumbfire weapon
Mini Freight > 1400MM plate and a MWD on a reaper AHHHH!!!
Ember Talon > hey it helps keep the noob populatioin in check
Ember Talon > im all for it
Mini Freight > lol
Mini Freight > perfect use for trial accounts
Mini Freight > ammunition
Physicist > i never hear it cos i play with no sound =(
Shadow XII > Seconded
Physicist > too frickin annoying
Shadow XII > Im sick of the sounds of Eve...need to be re-thought
Shadow XII > For example, Im sure we're all tired of this:
Shadow XII > WARP DRIEV ACTIF
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHARRRRRRRRRRROOOORORORR
Shadow XII > Or being hit by missiles
*BOOM! FUCKING BOOM GRRRAAARRGR BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Shadow XII > Mining lasers:
PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR
Pierre Cherenkov > /emote cackles
Shadow XII > Jump gate:
GeeeeeiiiiiiiuuUWWWWWWBWWWAAAAANNNNNGGG
Pierre Cherenkov > sheesh that shows my noobieness then, I like the shredding / ripping sound of the warp
Shadow XII > You're going to get very sick of it, very fast.
Shadow XII > Seconded
Physicist > too frickin annoying
Shadow XII > Im sick of the sounds of Eve...need to be re-thought
Shadow XII > For example, Im sure we're all tired of this:
Shadow XII > WARP DRIEV ACTIF
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHARRRRRRRRRRROOOORORORR
Shadow XII > Or being hit by missiles
*BOOM! FUCKING BOOM GRRRAAARRGR BOOM BOOM BOOM*
Shadow XII > Mining lasers:
PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR PIIIIEWWOOOARRRRRR
Pierre Cherenkov > /emote cackles
Shadow XII > Jump gate:
GeeeeeiiiiiiiuuUWWWWWWBWWWAAAAANNNNNGGG
Pierre Cherenkov > sheesh that shows my noobieness then, I like the shredding / ripping sound of the warp
Shadow XII > You're going to get very sick of it, very fast.
Eric Lancier > Hi Korinne, how's you?
Korinne > im alright
Korinne > thinking about things that would make your second brain have a stroke
Eric Lancier > :o but stroking your second brain is what bad-boys do
Korinne > im alright
Korinne > thinking about things that would make your second brain have a stroke
Eric Lancier > :o but stroking your second brain is what bad-boys do
Asmodea Lorion > im gonna advertise the radio now, break the limit
Seras Martagne > Oooo, advertise where?
RedWyvern > /emote connectahs.
Asmodea Lorion > alliance
RedWyvern > o
Asmodea Lorion > But unfortunately we are an afk alliance so I dunno..
Asmodea Lorion > yay
RedWyvern > their loss :)
Seras Martagne > roflmao
Asmodea Lorion > /emote grooves
Seras Martagne > An AFK alliance? Ought to be easy to pwn their bases...
Asmodea Lorion > All our base are afk
Seras Martagne > Yo'd better keep the location secret. Hell, you'd better not say which alliance you're in either...
Seras Martagne > Oooo, advertise where?
RedWyvern > /emote connectahs.
Asmodea Lorion > alliance
RedWyvern > o
Asmodea Lorion > But unfortunately we are an afk alliance so I dunno..
Asmodea Lorion > yay
RedWyvern > their loss :)
Seras Martagne > roflmao
Asmodea Lorion > /emote grooves
Seras Martagne > An AFK alliance? Ought to be easy to pwn their bases...
Asmodea Lorion > All our base are afk
Seras Martagne > Yo'd better keep the location secret. Hell, you'd better not say which alliance you're in either...
Grismar > don't do that stripper routine though, last
newbie you tried that on is still hiding out in Curse
Stedd Tallstagg > hehe
xHoodx > actually he is out there mining for me after I
enslaved his mind with my stripping
Grismar > making him pay a few 100M for the whole
routine on holoreels, are you?
newbie you tried that on is still hiding out in Curse
Stedd Tallstagg > hehe
xHoodx > actually he is out there mining for me after I
enslaved his mind with my stripping
Grismar > making him pay a few 100M for the whole
routine on holoreels, are you?
<Chribba> i'm alive
<Chribba> time to shower off all spiders and shit
<Loxy> i dont want to know :|
<Chribba> time to shower off all spiders and shit
<Loxy> i dont want to know :|
Foyle> Me? I have NO problems at all! none, zero.
agentsmitty > who popped the cruiser at the triple BS spawn? nubbin
Shrike > IT WAS SHOOTIN MEH! :/
Shrike > IT WAS SHOOTIN MEH! :/