Soulfarrak > heh, im just in a harby, but i got the "reach out and touch em" skills
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<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
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<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
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<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
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<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
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Animactus > its pronounced an-uh-mak-tuhs
Tarrax Zoi > ancient chant of the wherethefuckarewe tribe?
Tarrax Zoi > ancient chant of the wherethefuckarewe tribe?
nighttrucker > * gets mud piut ready *
nighttrucker > * curls up at krystals feet and has a snooze *
Krystal Divine > * snickers. *
DisturbdGuy > * pokes krystal's shoulder and whispers...* you should kik him just to see if he spazzes since he's sleeping
DisturbdGuy > * grins evilly *
Krystal Divine > * whispers back * But then Karl will kick me for kicking his boyfriend.
DisturbdGuy > * ponders this and instantly doesn't wish to ponder that fact any more * -_-
nighttrucker > * stirs trots over and pee's on disturbd's pod before returning and biting krystals leg *
DisturbdGuy > MEH!!! i just had that friggin' thing washed... BAD NT... BAD!!
Zirth > * quickly leaves eve and pretends this chat never happened *
DisturbdGuy > * wonders why NT decided he's a dog now... *
nighttrucker > was hoping its an easier life
DisturbdGuy > meh, only mildly. lemme guess. you also did it because you wanted to be able to lick yourself?
nighttrucker > hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nighttrucker > s*
DisturbdGuy > * has banned himself from speaking for the duration of his online time for that comment... *
Zirth > lmao
Zirth > the last 3 minutes were so wrong on so many levels..
nighttrucker > * curls up at krystals feet and has a snooze *
Krystal Divine > * snickers. *
DisturbdGuy > * pokes krystal's shoulder and whispers...* you should kik him just to see if he spazzes since he's sleeping
DisturbdGuy > * grins evilly *
Krystal Divine > * whispers back * But then Karl will kick me for kicking his boyfriend.
DisturbdGuy > * ponders this and instantly doesn't wish to ponder that fact any more * -_-
nighttrucker > * stirs trots over and pee's on disturbd's pod before returning and biting krystals leg *
DisturbdGuy > MEH!!! i just had that friggin' thing washed... BAD NT... BAD!!
Zirth > * quickly leaves eve and pretends this chat never happened *
DisturbdGuy > * wonders why NT decided he's a dog now... *
nighttrucker > was hoping its an easier life
DisturbdGuy > meh, only mildly. lemme guess. you also did it because you wanted to be able to lick yourself?
nighttrucker > hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nighttrucker > s*
DisturbdGuy > * has banned himself from speaking for the duration of his online time for that comment... *
Zirth > lmao
Zirth > the last 3 minutes were so wrong on so many levels..
Hanssollo > Why is it hard to date a minmatar guy?
Hanssollo > Because it starts with huggin but then they rapier..
Hanssollo > Because it starts with huggin but then they rapier..
Nehlewolf > -_- attacking this thing is like downloading porn on dial up.
Koravel > Im serious about this offere, there are several people that will back me up. only valid for another 45 minutes. This is your chance to get a background with a hot girl holding a sign saying you are hot! Or whatever else you want!
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
Marcux > sec - lemme invite
Koravel > I also have a hot guy who will do my bidding for pictures as well ( dont ask ) if thats your thing, send me a private message for either!
Alurina > Or, you could use google and photoshop if your this desperate
Andreya > lol Kor the things you do for money
Koravel > Ya Alurina, that too, but this onees legit, real girl, real sign, real pic :)
Koravel > Shes leave ins 45 minutes which is why im pushing this right now lo
Tesha Marill > i saw a pic...they're real
Koravel > *lol
Farscape Hw > koravel how much have you made now?
Koravel > see! lol. This isnt a scam ><
Koravel > Farscape: Total? On this one? none. On sending the pre taken pics earlier, um, 3 mil. lol. thats it.
Koravel > thats nothing to me, honestly i waste that in a night. those were to get people to see that i wasnt faking when i was willing to take a custom pic for 10 mil ^^
ElweSingollo > O_o
Farscape Hw > lol
ElweSingollo > how long have you been a Pimp Kor and is it a succesfull business niche in Eve ;P
flashfresh > Shae looks sexy draped over the front of her ares - with her tight, figure hugging, rubber suit....
Shae Tiann > leather, dear
* flashfresh clears throat.
Shae Tiann > leather, dear
* flashfresh clears throat.
Ratach Osis > basically the consensus is that Goonswarm is to PvP what Michael Jackson was to pop. They revolutionized it in ways we have never seen, but they still like to touch little boys...
Hangman> theo scooped 3 of 5 hammerhead2s rats shot 2 of them as i got there
Hangman> will put into resource in 5-1 corp hangar for han
Theo> eh?
Theo> what did i do?
Theo> did i forget my drones?
Hangman> yeah theo
Theo> well
Theo> not surprised
Theo> my wife said..."HONEY, EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE FOR 45 MIN AND WE ARE ALONE!!!
Theo> i almost fell over getting up the steps
Theo> so whats a few drones eh?
Hangman> yep
Don_Alejando> 45min is a long time
Theo> yea but I did have to get up the steps first...
Hangman> will put into resource in 5-1 corp hangar for han
Theo> eh?
Theo> what did i do?
Theo> did i forget my drones?
Hangman> yeah theo
Theo> well
Theo> not surprised
Theo> my wife said..."HONEY, EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE HOUSE FOR 45 MIN AND WE ARE ALONE!!!
Theo> i almost fell over getting up the steps
Theo> so whats a few drones eh?
Hangman> yep
Don_Alejando> 45min is a long time
Theo> yea but I did have to get up the steps first...