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Jesterofchaos > druid you guys hunting anyone worth while?
Zardock > druid's been after my mom for a few weeks now o.0 :P no bro...
KSUDruid > dude, your mom is hot
KSUDruid > zardock's mom, has got it goin' on
Lansfear > o.0
Zardock > dude, it mah fucking mom
Lansfear > /emote shuves a bar of soap in druids mouth
Murphy > is she a milf?
KSUDruid > why? i'm not using bad words
Lansfear > thats his mom!
Usagi Tsukino > Like it will only give me the basic Passive Shield Tanking cert.
Usagi Tsukino > I'm like 'Excuse me?'
Usagi Tsukino > I can passive shield tank 1200 DPS in my command ship, bitch. Basic my ass.
Usagi Tsukino > Back when I was a kid, we had to shield tank up hill, in the snow, both ways.
Davion Vrynn > Obviously CCP doesn't understand the finer points of passive tanking
Usagi Tsukino > No
Usagi Tsukino > For elite they want Tactical Shield Manipulation 5
Davion Vrynn > ...
Usagi Tsukino > NO ONE FUCKING NEEDS TSM5 FOR ANYTHING!!!! Unless you need capital shield hardners.
Usagi Tsukino > So if you're a subcapital pilot, which I plan on remaining forever, I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, need TSM5.
Usagi Tsukino > OH NOES! A SLIGHT AMOUNT A DAMAGE LEAKED INTO MY ARMOR! WHATEVER AM I TO DO?!?!
Davion Vrynn > warp out
Usagi Tsukino > That or just sit there because my shields are at peak recharge and are fine, but I'm taking slight armor damage because I only have TSM 4
Davion Vrynn > NO, you should probably warp out. It's dangerous out there.
Davion Vrynn > In fact... it'd probably be safer for everyone of nobody undocked.
Davion Vrynn > Ever.
Usagi Tsukino > But then who would CCP gank?
Davion Vrynn > ISD
Usagi Tsukino > ISD doesn't exist anymore.
Davion Vrynn > BECAUSE CCP GANKED THEM
Usagi Tsukino > What you did there.
Usagi Tsukino > I see it.
Aztek says:
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right for an attourney, if you cant afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court.
Aztek says:
what else, i forgot
Mac Dre says:
you have the right to run away
Monev TheGale > my roomate just called my apoc "a twinky with two bits out of it"
DraLaFi > Theft, is punished with 8 days of Tent trip with mother in law...
ThorTheGreat > is that noise coming from ts? O_o
GoLeM > yes thor it was
ThorTheGreat > lol
Kalahari Wayrest > wasn't me, I had my hand well away from the alt key. you guys will get to hear a split second of bitching when I have to alt+control+delete eve though
ThorTheGreat > ahh
Kalahari Wayrest > IT'S ZAN!
Zanistar > sorry i have my talk key to shift
Zanistar > and was copying bms
Kalahari Wayrest > what I want to know is what the slight bumping noise was
Kalahari Wayrest > that worried me
Zanistar > gonna change it now
Zanistar > me copying bms
Zanistar > lol
Kalahari Wayrest > :P
ThorTheGreat > lol
Zanistar > you are sick kal =P
ThorTheGreat > lies
Kalahari Wayrest > I'm not the one making noises
Reh Fish > I'm so excited, I just can't hide it!
Khazorath > /emote hides it for reh
Reh Fish > :(
Reh Fish > But I paid for the dinner
Reh Fish > show it to me!
Luthair StoneDog > Good fight btw.
END3R 101 > weh
Desacrator69 > nice fleet
Luthair StoneDog > It used to be bigger.
Mutti > try rubbin it with your hand
Telsia Zadashi > Yo mama's so fat, she can't fit through a class 10 wormhole
Clawz0r > I dont get it
Telsia Zadashi > clawzor: wormholes are limited by the amount of mass that can go through them
Jake Samuel > class 10s can take friggen Moms
Captain Da > ...but not your mom
Captain Da > ...because she's so fat
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Hear that, Mister Gistati? That is the sound of inevitability.
Minarqh > Don't play with the food.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Somewhere right now, there's an Arch Angel captain who survived his last ejection, phoning his agent about his memoir, "Sixteen Seconds to Live"
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