Brokar Adeen > i jumped to hofjaldgund now
Twin Turbo > ...is that a real system or you just running your fingers over the keyboard
Twin Turbo > ...is that a real system or you just running your fingers over the keyboard
Nikoli Morgan > Hulk sounds kinda fun
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
<raynor> was the enslavers titan taken down?
<Snowman> yes raynor
<Pallantre> Snowman: what?
<raynor> in battle?
<Snowman> he selfdestructed though so nobody could get the mail
<raynor> or logoff
<Pallantre> Snowman: you're kidding.
<Snowman> maybe
<Pallantre> you're fucking shitting me
<Pallantre> wait, people
<Pallantre> please explain
<Pallantre> theenslaver lost his avatar?
<Pallantre> i thought that was a joke
<Snowman> I got you two so good
<Snowman> yes raynor
<Pallantre> Snowman: what?
<raynor> in battle?
<Snowman> he selfdestructed though so nobody could get the mail
<raynor> or logoff
<Pallantre> Snowman: you're kidding.
<Snowman> maybe
<Pallantre> you're fucking shitting me
<Pallantre> wait, people
<Pallantre> please explain
<Pallantre> theenslaver lost his avatar?
<Pallantre> i thought that was a joke
<Snowman> I got you two so good
Phoenus > last night he headed North, he mentioned he was leaving Dek and not planning on returning in the near future
Phoenus > yea he blew my harpy last night when I attacked his 'rax
Caterpillar > perhaps not a good choice of words lol
Phoenus > yea he blew my harpy last night when I attacked his 'rax
Caterpillar > perhaps not a good choice of words lol
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
Ranx Xerox > if i send you money will you kill me ?
Princess Beefcurtains > sure, if you like
Princess Beefcurtains > sure, if you like
<Digital> this dual beam shit is so lame
<Digital> i hate dual guns
<Digital> its like "you have a small penis, but two of them!"
<Digital> i hate dual guns
<Digital> its like "you have a small penis, but two of them!"
Dakmar > WTB: Enyo or Ishkur
Sky Hunter > /emote just trashed Enyo BPO
Kinjirra > o0
Krischaor > o_O
Dakmar > WHAT
Sky Hunter > Sin made me do it :(
Sky Hunter > :DDDDDD
Sky Hunter > j/k relaz
Rule2k > (_)(_)|||||)
Dakmar > man give a heartattack lol
Sky Hunter > /emote just trashed Enyo BPO
Kinjirra > o0
Krischaor > o_O
Dakmar > WHAT
Sky Hunter > Sin made me do it :(
Sky Hunter > :DDDDDD
Sky Hunter > j/k relaz
Rule2k > (_)(_)|||||)
Dakmar > man give a heartattack lol
Smog890 > type x to join fleet!
Omishigawa > the most important thing to have when joining miltia
Omishigawa > is having a well working x key
Proxyyyy > there must be a sub for the x key
Proxyyyy > like this
Proxyyyy > *
Omishigawa > lol
Drykor > everybody snowflake up!
Omishigawa > the most important thing to have when joining miltia
Omishigawa > is having a well working x key
Proxyyyy > there must be a sub for the x key
Proxyyyy > like this
Proxyyyy > *
Omishigawa > lol
Drykor > everybody snowflake up!
Ethereal 3600> how hard is it th wright a skript that cheacks the kill mail to see if concord was involved in your death and smiply cancle andy inshurance payout
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*