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Beowolf > I have 3 skills PVP industry and bubblegum chewing
Beowolf > and I am all out of bubblegum
panice > thats two more skillz than i have
Beowolf > first you put the gum in your mouth
panice > i got that one .. no worries
Beowolf > #2 similar to acutally eating only you dont swallow
panice > u have that down to an art it appears
Beowolf > step 3 and only if your one of the best
Beowolf > and you have the right implants
Beowolf > they cost 300 billion
Beowolf > Blow bubbles
Beowolf > and no not the guy you share your prison cell with
White Streko3a > хз, чудо с покупкой 4-х плексов за 1,6 лярда уже 3-й день орет
Kitchen Dweller > white noone understands russian u moron
Quinn Oron > Except maybe the Russians.
Kitchen Dweller > w/e
Azia Burgi > should i try selling this civ shield booster bpo?
Pain God > err.....you might try giving it away.....or paying someone to take it from you
Azia Burgi > lol
<Galazar> if i pointed my coaxal cable out of my window...
<Galazar> would you be able to download my snow?
<Sabaoth> lmao
kolobos > thought id say hi :)
Tekka > no
kolobos > your in a crow
kolobos > you really think torps are going to hit you
Tekka > never know
kolobos > well, im guessing a -9.9 hardened carebear like you would have a mwd on
kolobos > Taize For President!!!!!11111111eleventyone
[FLNC]Nooey: can u hear?
[JERIC] Knuck: yep
FLNC-Shar: yup
[JERIC] Knuck: omg where is the killin and the a-k's
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[JERIC] Knuck: kill kill kill then be all like 'I'm up in yo bitch'
[FLNC]Nooey: : D
[JERIC] Knuck: cause that is the true measure of a man
[FLNC]Nooey: ok thats one track
[FLNC]Nooey: LOL
[JERIC] Knuck: how far 'up in yo bitch' you can be
[JERIC] Knuck: and also the killing, thats important too
Ale Tricio > A Drunk is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
Ale Tricio > "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the mans wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see..
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Ale Tricio > Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out..........

"Holy ssshit ----- My girlfffriend's gone, too!!!!!"
Quinn Oron > I should investigate adult diapers so I don't have to worry about bio breaks.
Quinn Oron > Pants wouldn't fit over them.
Quinn Oron > It's a natural progression, really.
<Viceroy> yeah but i spend most of my time with her now
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE
Lord Amentia > man no vicilian mwd?:P
Lord Amentia > civilian
Atinra > haha
Atinra > they need faction newbie stuff
Atinra > Tobias Modified Civilian '1337' Gatling Autocannon
Xaeridan > in info window: Note: Can only be fitted to Rookie ships.
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