Ava Starfire > Sheesh.
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Ava Starfire > This guy in this dram has peeked into system 3 times
Ava Starfire > COMMIT! COME GET MEEE
Valerie Valate > Ava, what is the status of your ship?
Ava Starfire > Status?
Ava Starfire > Um, a wolf
Valerie Valate > does it have a sliver of hull damage?
Ava Starfire > No.
Valerie Valate > I mean like 0.5%
Ava Starfire > no?
Ava Starfire > should it?
Valerie Valate > just a hint of red, drives people wild and makes them engage
Ava Starfire > Ah
Ava Starfire > rgr
Valerie Valate > "omg, i can take them!" they think
Valerie Valate > it is the spaceship equivalent of your stocking top showing from under the hem of your shorts
Valerie Valate > "a wolf, oh well, omg, you saucy wench" and they engage
Nytoxias' Hot Alt > Zircon sweetie, you know I'm a guy in real life, right? <3
Zircon Kadarian > right
Tallon Maas > O.o
Kakrenor > meh nobodys perfect
Zircon Kadarian > right
Tallon Maas > O.o
Kakrenor > meh nobodys perfect
<Oneiromancer> We're proud to announce that Eve more or less works.
james washburn > 'i hate ASCN
james washburn > they done stole my space
james washburn > they turned my home into a strip bar...
james washburn > /emote crys
Blyzz > WOOHOO!
Blyzz > but that's a good thing!
james washburn > no its not
james washburn > they chjanged the locks
james washburn > they done stole my space
james washburn > they turned my home into a strip bar...
james washburn > /emote crys
Blyzz > WOOHOO!
Blyzz > but that's a good thing!
james washburn > no its not
james washburn > they chjanged the locks
Fwoon A'lTakari > Hey Chang
Chang Sun > o/
Chang Sun > Im AFK here and mostly active on MIssy ;)
Fwoon A'lTakari > Lucky missy :P
Chang Sun > o/
Chang Sun > Im AFK here and mostly active on MIssy ;)
Fwoon A'lTakari > Lucky missy :P
Kalast Raven > although i think i need more mission fuel
* Kalast Raven checks the fridge
Darken Two > lol beer you mean
Kalast Raven > so so very right
* Kalast Raven checks the fridge
Darken Two > lol beer you mean
Kalast Raven > so so very right
sereta > let's roleplay, i'll be the husband and you can be the wife
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
sereta > make me a samich!
Oriy > can i be the man on the side that the wife is having an affair with?
sereta > have you started the raid yet manny?
Wierd Beard > Blah blah blah. You don't make enough money. Brad my old boyfriend is a doctor
Oriy > im brad and were fucking
Wierd Beard > Oh you want a threesome? Let's call Brad
Oriy > yes yes im here yes?
Oriy > lol
sereta > shut up, what in the hell are you doing out of the kitchen anyways?
Wierd Beard > So, my girlfriends bought me this strap on. You like the internet right?
Skoda Zek > nooooooooo... no strap ons.. no no no no no
Skoda Zek > ky jelly ok, dildos and strap ons noooooooooo
Wierd Beard > Kitchen? Thats a four letter word in my family. You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that I am!
Wierd Beard > WAAAAH! I'm calling mother!
sereta > do you prefer them to vibrate then skoda?
Wierd Beard > Brad is taking me out to dinner. If you don't like it, lump it. :P
Skoda Zek > Saving that quote wb "Weird Beard > You're supposed to be taking care of me, like the princess that i am!" your never going to live that one down
Wierd Beard > We're "just friends"
sereta > it's ok, i'm porkin your sister
Wierd Beard > oh god...OMGRAWR here I come
sereta > and your mother......
sereta > and your grandmother.....
sereta > and your 2 gay uncles
Vir4l > FUCK I JUST WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS
Vir4l > DISGUSTING
Vir4l > NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
Vir4l > GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rock Vixen > FUCKING PWND!!!
Augin Soric > fucking
Augin Soric > pwned
Vir4l > DISGUSTING
Vir4l > NIGHTMARES TONIGHT
Vir4l > GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rock Vixen > FUCKING PWND!!!
Augin Soric > fucking
Augin Soric > pwned
Gavjack Bunk > You know I'm not very good at smack
Gavjack Bunk > I get all Radio 4 on them, and start using long words... I might as well show a dog a card trick.
Gavjack Bunk > I get all Radio 4 on them, and start using long words... I might as well show a dog a card trick.
Nanja > hey byl
Bylator > see youve fucked our pos up
Bylator > thanks
Nanja > it was nothing :)
Nanja > i sent a mail to some of your corp members
Nanja > some conditions to prevent the boom
Nanja > i do hope they accept
Bylator > such as
Nanja > 400 mil isk
Nanja > i'm sure thats nothing for a corp like yours
Nanja > but thats all its worth
Bylator > well its not up to me but id say go f**k yourself .. however....
Bylator > cuz if we pay once then im sure you wouldnt leave us alone
Nanja > hey i get 400 mil either way
Nanja > if i blow it up the labs and hangars and stuff are worth 400 mil you see
Bylator > exactly, thats why i wouldnt pay
Nanja > i'm giving you the chance to save the 350 mil isk tower
Bylator > then when we set up again , back you'd come
Nanja > i've been pretty honourable in my past ...
Nanja > i'm not a total jackass you know
Nanja > i'm a pirate , not a griefer
Nanja > sure every pirate is partially a griefer but i'm in it for the money
Bylator > see youve fucked our pos up
Bylator > thanks
Nanja > it was nothing :)
Nanja > i sent a mail to some of your corp members
Nanja > some conditions to prevent the boom
Nanja > i do hope they accept
Bylator > such as
Nanja > 400 mil isk
Nanja > i'm sure thats nothing for a corp like yours
Nanja > but thats all its worth
Bylator > well its not up to me but id say go f**k yourself .. however....
Bylator > cuz if we pay once then im sure you wouldnt leave us alone
Nanja > hey i get 400 mil either way
Nanja > if i blow it up the labs and hangars and stuff are worth 400 mil you see
Bylator > exactly, thats why i wouldnt pay
Nanja > i'm giving you the chance to save the 350 mil isk tower
Bylator > then when we set up again , back you'd come
Nanja > i've been pretty honourable in my past ...
Nanja > i'm not a total jackass you know
Nanja > i'm a pirate , not a griefer
Nanja > sure every pirate is partially a griefer but i'm in it for the money