<HellGremlin> Ahahahaha ahahahahahahahahaha
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
<HellGremlin> hahaha
<HellGremlin> okay
<HellGremlin> There's a big Lexmark photocopier at my work
<HellGremlin> And the Syrian guy I work with started fooling around on it
<HellGremlin> Pressing his face against it, licking the glass and taking copies
<HellGremlin> I go up to him and go "I know, this thing's great, you should see the copies of my ass I made last night"
<HellGremlin> He's still in the washroom brushing his teeth
EVE System > Channel changed to Isenan Local Channel
nextek > ok guys heres the plan
nextek > we will keeep sending in our ships untill they run outa ammo
nextek > ok guys heres the plan
nextek > we will keeep sending in our ships untill they run outa ammo
Malicon Rex > e-penis is nothing without the iskies to back it up
Lupus Hekki > However you can purchase e-viagra
Citgo Fi > that requires iskies
Lupus Hekki > manufactured by Quafe
Citgo Fi > disregard standing. acquire currency.
Lupus Hekki > However you can purchase e-viagra
Citgo Fi > that requires iskies
Lupus Hekki > manufactured by Quafe
Citgo Fi > disregard standing. acquire currency.
Penskior > fuck window cleaners here
Penskior > and im naked
Penskior > brb
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > tmi!
Azia Burgi > /emote tears out eyes
Penskior > and im naked
Penskior > brb
Azia Burgi > GAH!
Azia Burgi > tmi!
Azia Burgi > /emote tears out eyes
Lord Wiltshire > 3 bc hit me harder then 2 bc's
David Darkstar > big surprise there
David Darkstar > big surprise there
Silvitni > ffs..i just dropped my roles :/
Silvitni > playing with differet settings :P
Silvitni > different*
Amber Bock > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > omfg nice one
Shaemell Buttleson > give silv noob access :)
FaTA1 > trial access :D
Shaemell Buttleson > yeah hehe
Silvitni > hehe
Silvitni > better than none :P
Amber Bock > omg
Silvitni > playing with differet settings :P
Silvitni > different*
Amber Bock > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > omfg nice one
Shaemell Buttleson > give silv noob access :)
FaTA1 > trial access :D
Shaemell Buttleson > yeah hehe
Silvitni > hehe
Silvitni > better than none :P
Amber Bock > omg
Karlemgne > Can anyone possibly explain to me how I killed a wolf
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
Karlemgne > fitted with civilian auto-cannons
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > O.O
Feral Karkassia > I don't know
Karlemgne > Yep
Feral Karkassia > but please pod it for me
mandaro > What the frak?
Feral Karkassia > I call ebay
Karlemgne > Oh, I did pod
Karlemgne > The funny part is
Karlemgne > I was in my domi
Karlemgne > It took me over 20 seconds to lock the pod.
mandaro > o.o
Feral Karkassia > his capsule decided life with the body was not worth the shame and refused to warp.
Karlemgne > haha
Feral Karkassia > sounds like one of those "Is this guy actually.. NOT... gonna... warp???"
Feral Karkassia > squishguessnot
Karlemgne > I can imagine the voice of aura "I refuse to warp you because you are an idiot"
PHIONIX DARKANGEL > enof discushen deth to all
Stele Toque > i was wondering what to name my mach
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Fal > Fal's Machariel :P
Dreadbeard Squidhook > oh i thought you were gonna name it waaaaaaaaaaaaah
Dreadbeard Squidhook > like you're gonna cry when i hit you w/ this waaaaaaah
Fal > name it 'height restrictions apply'
Zhiorenu > name it 'nervous'
Zhiorenu > then when you get blown up youll be left with a nervous wreck
Kyoko Sakoda > yeah we'll they're all sluts over at glb anyway ^^;;
Suuji Praath > That's why we love em!
Kyoko Sakoda > there's a fine line between slut, and whore :P
Suuji Praath > An expensive line :/
Suuji Praath > That's why we love em!
Kyoko Sakoda > there's a fine line between slut, and whore :P
Suuji Praath > An expensive line :/