<Cassiuss> I AM IMPROTANT
Jimblob > well, i asked "wtf" and they said "fu2m8" i thought it was a system name but apparently it's ccp customer support postcode
Samson Grey > we need exotic dancer drones....project giant holograms of exotic dancers to distract your enemies
Ulfghar De'Treztin > they say a dog is mans best friend, but I don't even have enemies that look me dead in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet.
OZEPATHAN > thats the most ive seen logged on in a while
Wrayeth > Yeah. We should go pew-pew shit
OZEPATHAN > seriously, i'd do if i was able to cum
Wrayeth > Yeah. We should go pew-pew shit
OZEPATHAN > seriously, i'd do if i was able to cum
Test Ctrl > amarrians act so...intellegent
Jacob Etienne > i think all the bling nailed into your heads has affected your brains.
Brujo Loco > No we act natural, to you thats intelligence, quite a different thing
Jacob Etienne > i think all the bling nailed into your heads has affected your brains.
Brujo Loco > No we act natural, to you thats intelligence, quite a different thing
InnerDrive > HONEY IM HOME
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Siren Sylvanis > Where were you!?
Siren Sylvanis > Are you seeing that Tricia whore?
Siren Sylvanis > Have you been drinking?
Siren Sylvanis > is that lipstick on your collar?
Siren Sylvanis > BUY ME THINGS!
Curtis Monroe > Mommy, why do the rats run away?
Atinra > cuz they scared son
Atinra > they see your big PEW PEW stick and go OMFG RUNNN NEWBS!
Curtis Monroe > but I wanna kill 'em.....waaaa!!!
Lord Amentia > and when they mwd away to anoher belt its because they're going on a picnic
Atinra > Stick a basic miners on yer ship to bait em, and when they close you go PEW PEW! AHA NooBZ!
Curtis Monroe > I wish that dread Gurista would come out of hiding
Atinra > then you do a victory dance and spam local with: omfg 1337 kekeke
Curtis Monroe > You calling me a noob?
Curtis Monroe > /emote just caught on
Atinra > cuz they scared son
Atinra > they see your big PEW PEW stick and go OMFG RUNNN NEWBS!
Curtis Monroe > but I wanna kill 'em.....waaaa!!!
Lord Amentia > and when they mwd away to anoher belt its because they're going on a picnic
Atinra > Stick a basic miners on yer ship to bait em, and when they close you go PEW PEW! AHA NooBZ!
Curtis Monroe > I wish that dread Gurista would come out of hiding
Atinra > then you do a victory dance and spam local with: omfg 1337 kekeke
Curtis Monroe > You calling me a noob?
Curtis Monroe > /emote just caught on
Skirge > One night I stayed up with my old ceo
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
Skirge > All night
Skirge > Flying cepters deep into enemy 0.0
Skirge > Well
Skirge > Till about 9am
Skirge > I was so tired, I couldnt be fucked flying back
Skirge > But I didnt want to log out there and deal with flying the 50+ jumps back home the next day either
Skirge > Set my autopilot to our POS system
Skirge > Went to bed In hostile 0.0
Skirge > I woke up the next day, sitting on the gate in my intercepter, in the POS system
Skirge > I was shocked
<+[CCP]PrismX> My vag, a Beyonce weave. You're vag a polyester K-Mart hairpiece.
<+[CCP]PrismX> erm
<+[CCP]PrismX> your*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOUR*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOU DID NOT SEE THIS!
<+Batolemaeus> i totally did
<+[CCP]PrismX> erm
<+[CCP]PrismX> your*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOUR*
<+[CCP]PrismX> YOU DID NOT SEE THIS!
<+Batolemaeus> i totally did