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Cryos Ylwan > there's also pictures of pussy on wikipedia
Lord Porter > BRB
iam destuction > someones having wankytime!
Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
tappad [tfn..]: Meh, I'm gonna give poorly tanked hulks a go in isinokka for like 7 catalysts
ereshgikal [tfn..]: hahaha, you count your time in a system in catalysts...not hours?
Deathwing > WELL
Deathwing > WELL
Deathwing > WELLLLLLLL
Deathwing > IM SORRY
Deathwing > R U SAYING
Deathwing > U CAMT TO ATTACK
Deathwing > AND HAVE FAILED?
Deathwing > IM SORRY IS UR GANG IS LACKLUSTER AND POVERISH IN SIZE
Deathwing > IT IS NOT OUR FAULT
Deathwing > UR LACKING
Deathwing > ITS OK
Deathwing > SIR
Deathwing > I SAID SIR
Deathwing > HOW BIG IS YOUR GANG SIR?
Deathwing > sERIOUSLY THE DESTITUTE SKILL POOL THAT MAKES UP YOUR CLEARLY DEFECTIVE AND DISFUNCTIONAL ALLIANCE IS ABOUT AS DEEP AS A URIN SAMPLE CUP
Needsleep000 > pfft who needs a spare bil......
Talos Rall > A duck that got its face stuck in a car door?
Stanislav Solyony > and on that note, time. Later.
Stanislav Solyony > *lunch time
Stanislav Solyony > I don't believe it... the chat literally ate my lunch
Lindah Rinah > I could fit my mother in that EM resist hole
Tef42 > 27/m/lonetrek looking for internet girlfriend
Untouchable Phage > Hey, I just joined this mouring
Tigsen > Welcome to ICT m8
Untouchable Phage > ty
Aquillar > woo! Go britors!
Aquillar > finally, another Brutor. Let's see you make fun of us now
Tigsen > How do you get a Brutor out of the tub.......Throw soap in it :)
Aquillar > oh thats it
Tigsen > What do you call Minmatar corpses around an Amarr station.....Lawn ornaments.
Tigsen > Now with that said I can go back to being a ISK loving Caldari :)
Yokohead > I use t2 gear. All my ships do, blowing me generally is worthwhile. =P
Yokohead > up.
Yokohead > Let me add up in that sentence.
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