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<Ak-Gara> pe·nis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pns)
<Ak-Gara> n. pl. pe·nis·es or pe·nes (-nz)
<Ak-Gara> dictionary.com says it's penises
<Ak-Gara> hmm, if you removed the s and added ii, it would be peniii
<YourMomma> ehm.... wow
<Levin> ok
<Levin> so what?
<Ak-Gara> you're meant to remove the s when adding ii
<Adjudicator> or if you moved 1 i infront of the e and removed the other i's it be PIE
<Levin> YES!
<Levin> so we can infer that pie are dicks
Lana Torrin> This is CCP though. Sometimes they do some really cool stuff and sometimes they just fuck up the obvious..
Lacrimae > I am Danish and I apologize for the following menaces: Aqua, Me and My, Whigfield
Nanya > Barbie girl is a superb song you know
Lacrimae > Nanya, I would *almost* kill you for that comment
Nanya > I don't know that dubidub song, is it good?
Lacrimae > NO!
Nanya > Ohh if you say so :)
Sverd > can be discussed, oh and i want lillies for my funeral
<exi> lets see how the weather is today
<exi> looks promising
<zofu> hehe. space weather is cool and dry, with a good chance of pos dropping in the evening.
Picea > -1 condor wife calls
Juliade > wife aggro
Juliade > untankable
Renci Tosh > xD
Juliade > it's like concord
Picea > yep...
Mehashi 'Kho > divorce!
Namsaknoi > fuck man... those rats on gate put me in armor :(
IamPud > picea jump out of commander
Picea > especially if I want to do the -1 clothing later
Juliade > pfahaha
Juliade > Step 1: Cut hole in a box
Renci Tosh > EVE results in +1 couch D:
EVE System > Channel changed to Ammold Local Channel
Rassalon Simessa > WTF- I'm dead again
Rassalon Simessa > This isn;t anything like Wow
Markus De'Helude > thats the point. THIS is a good game :)
Rassalon Simessa > Would you guys please stop shotting at me when I undock.
Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"
Markus De'Helude > you attacked someone in secure(or safe) space.
Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.
Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Just stop killing me.
Markus De'Helude > Rass... its none of us.
Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.
Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?
Eyndo B > its the police dude
Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.
Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Rassalon Simessa > Are you the cop?
Markus De'Helude > ... yes... yes its a threat.... and yes... I am the police. I am god. I control everything.
Rassalon Simessa > Why are you bing an arse>?
Markus De'Helude > casuse i explained 2 times what is happening for ya... 3rd time ya ask, ya get bs back.
oobeedooby > haha
Rassalon Simessa > WTF man you're nto very nice
Rassalon Simessa > In WoW they were very helpful.
Markus De'Helude > and you should go back to wow.
Rassalon Simessa > No... I think I'll just shot ya... get my revenge.
Markus De'Helude > sure. i'll wait outside the station in my uber shuttle of doom.
Rassalon Simessa > Ohhh... so you have a special ship- that;s it.
Markus De'Helude > and its shoot. you shoot someone, once that has happend THEN you have shot them.
Rassalon Simessa > Thanks for the Gremmer lesson tudie.
Markus De'Helude > so.. you gonna come out and SHOOT me oe what?
Markus De'Helude > i'm a busy man, times a wastin.
Eyndo B > its or...oe would just make you look stupid
Rassalon Simessa > It says there's soemkind of count down having to do with you. I'll wait for it to be over and then come out. I'm not stupid.
Markus De'Helude > ok. i'll wait right here for you to come out and shot me.
Rassalon Simessa > Now that I figured out you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > yes. i am the biggest criminal in eve. I make billions of isk off you noobs.
Rassalon Simessa > What is a "gratuitus gift of tritamiun"?
Markus De'Helude > someone PLEASE tell me this is all a joke...
Rassalon Simessa > Joke? WTF... YOU KILLED me!
Rassalon Simessa > THREE Times!
Markus De'Helude > yes. I am the concord Commander you speak of.
Eyndo B > yeah your gonna keep dying till that countdown is done
Rassalon Simessa > Yea I figured that out... like I said I'm not stupd
Markus De'Helude > Eyndo.. i told him that... he took it as a threat.
Eyndo B > lol
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > its not them. its concord. they are the 'police"<br>Markus De'Helude > so you have to wait 15min before they will leave you alone.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Dude... you just killed me again... WTF?!?!?~! What;s your problem?
Rassalon Simessa > Sure laugh at the new guy... they keep giving em a new ship- so I assume the gam knows you are a criminal.
Markus De'Helude > Markus De'Helude > Its concord. they are npc's.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Why would the police be after me?<br>Markus De'Helude > and they WILL keep killing you unless ya stay in the station for the next 15min.<br>Rassalon Simessa > Is that a th...
Markus De'Helude > Rassalon Simessa > Is that a threat?
Eyndo B > thats good stuff
Markus De'Helude > ya... i'll post it up on omgrawr.org if its still around...
Rassalon Simessa > So I get it- you are bth criminils
Eyndo B > Aye
Rassalon Simessa > I knew they had them in this game- I just wasnt ready fo rya... I'll undock this time and get ya for sure!
Markus De'Helude > its .net.. so ya... i'll post this ;) its pure gold.
Markus De'Helude > sure Rass. whatever you say.
Markus De'Helude > like I said. i'll wait outside the station for ya.
Shreyaz > monkey u gate camping again ? lol
badgerken > yup
monkeyking1 > yup look at my ss today
Shreyaz > rofl -5.9
Shreyaz > what sec space r u in?
badgerken > 0.4
Shreyaz > oo u got a nice bounty on ya
Shreyaz > 10mil ;o
Shreyaz > i might come and suicide bomb ya ;p
badgerken > lol
Oisin > that is a nice bounty... hey let's pod him and split it :)
Shreyaz > :D
Shreyaz > ill take an interecepter lol
Shreyaz > and do a suicide run o/
monkeyking1 > come get some
Shreyaz > lol
Oisin > lol
Shreyaz > ah i couldnt kill a fellow irish man :)
monkeyking1 > id kill u
Oisin > feck, shreyaz what kind of an irishman are you? killin each other is in our blood :P
badgerken > ROFL
Shreyaz > well since he is from cork...
Oisin > corkies = KOS
Valarianna > CCP fed my drones stupid pills :(
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Frau Formaggio > "Oh give me a home, where no nanophoons roam, and the beer keeps the hostiles at bay - where seldom is heard '12 Carriers that's absurd!' and the rats grow by 5 mil a day.....OHHHH HOME, Home in deklein..."
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