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<Anon7630> eve online is a great game
<OmberZombie|vote4meh> So from what you have typed so far narc, you are a paedophile, into bestiality with dolphins, and necrophilia with exploded corpses. Correct?
* Narc makes dolphin noises at Omberzombie
<Anon7630> i like but im only going to play the trial preview cuz
<Narc> nooo?
<Anon7630> i wish there was more intereactivity with players
<Anon7630> like 3d avatars and all you know?
<OmberZombie|vote4meh> anon - a/s/l?
<Anon7630> 23 m sc
<OmberZombie|vote4meh> (you wanted interactivity)
<Narc> and do you like dolphins?
<OmberZombie|vote4meh> lmao
Zendane > Second, I know we have a greater interest in PvP. Or, in Sin's case, we're ready to put a spike down in the middle of the yard with a choke collar and a really long chain, because things are getting practically rabid.
<awox> so I find a odmi spawn
<awox> and I get called away
<awox> because some punks broke into next door neighbours
<awox> she's freaking out
<awox> I'm like
<awox> "FFSF FACTION SPAWN"
<awox> she's like "what?"
Deathcore > Me and Zin are going to have a SPR Drake Duel
Tsia > It'd be about as interesting as watching jellyfish trying to fuck.
Tsia > Nothing would happen.
Deathcore > I'm curious nao
Deathcore > brb
Triple Entendre > ...I can't get the jellyfish trying to fuck out of my head now, goddamnit.
Triple Entendre > WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!
Tsia > /emote grins.
Deathcore > Imagine FUCKING a Jellyfish
Deathcore > that shit would be sweeeeeeet
Triple Entendre > OHGODSHUTUPFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
Herbstleyd > Except the stinging sensation.
Herbstleyd > And the vinegar rinsing afterwards.
Triple Entendre > ...I fucking hate you all.
Deathcore > YOU COULD PISS ON YOUR OWN WANG!
Deathcore > TO GET RID OF THE PAIN!
Hmm uk > who is Kath?
MonaLisa Overdrive > I think Ecatherina W call her self Kath?
Ecatherina W > That's correct :)
Ecatherina W > But I'll accept EW as well :)
Hmm uk > U accept EW???
Hmm uk > that ecm probing or dampeners :D
Hmm uk dribbles at thought of Ecatherina 'damp'
Ecatherina W > LOL
Hmm uk > hehe where U sneaking off to Dave
Hmm uk > lolol
Davision > Nah ... doing some hardner tests
Hmm uk > eek!
Ecatherina W checks Davi's hardeners...
Hmm uk > heh
Davision starts some lessons on how to avoid writing for omgrawr.net
Soraya Kha'marr > yeah that titan kill was ounds and my baby
Soraya Kha'marr > we even practised the tackling xD
Skibo > but hittin on fat women?
Skibo > nailin a fat chick and tackling a titan are pretty similar
Limbeck > except when you are successful, you tell your friends about the titan:P
Soraya Kha'marr > im not even going to bother to point out the dissimilarities
Soraya Kha'marr > limby mentioned a good one
Limbeck > the fat chick probably wants it, where the titan does not
Skibo > the titan pilot is sad where the guy is sad
Limbeck > the only similarity I can think of is that they may both end up taking it up the ass
Soraya Kha'marr > the titan died in 9 minutes... your interaction with the fat chick would be around the same
Limbeck > teh fat chick may call back for round 2
Soraya Kha'marr > provided you left your number
Limbeck > the fat chick might make you breakfast?
Limbeck > (if you stayed/let her stay)
Skibo > with google voice you can even call chicks and not have them get yer number
Skibo > you can give out the number which will ring through when you want it to, and you can put it on dnd when you dont
Limbeck > the titan pilot doesn't want you all over him
Limbeck > both are really messy when you do it right
Skibo > they both make weird noises when they go down?
Soraya Kha'marr > oh please
Soraya Kha'marr > im gona wake up to a thread with my drunken ramblins
Limbeck > soraya - kind of like the guy with the fat chick
Eyce > Hmm, I think im playing eve to much.
Geisha Jang > Why is that?
Eyce > Today my mom called and asked me "Are those two dogs still on the front porch?"
Eyce > My response was: "Dogs? Were they neutral? ....Um, I mean not ours?"
Mehran Salenahi > I imagine 1 billion isk given to istvaan while a beautiful women fellates him would probbably do the trick :P
Mehran Salenahi > err
Mehran Salenahi > not 1 billion
Mehran Salenahi > but 1 trillion :P
Tarkis > could I replace the woman with Kooleagle?
Shlank X > haha
TheKoolEagle > ;.;
Mehran Salenahi > Sorry, fatties need not apply
Shlank X > you'd need 100 trillion if tha were the case
TheKoolEagle > hell if i get that ship i'll do it
Ned Hamford > Hey group
Ned Hamford > Geuss What Im doing tonight....
Keww > eatting ham?
Duodecimal > paragliding?
Ned Hamford > I Wish
Stormi Weather > Keww beat me to it :P
Ned Hamford > NEVER
Derfus > does it involve a chicken?
Ned Hamford > No...
Ned Hamford > I can see Ive left a strong impression on this group
Druadan > I've spotted another sign I play too much EVE:
Druadan > I looked at my MSN buddy list and wondered why I'd set some of my mates to -10 standings.
Druadan > Then I realised they were Busy -_-
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