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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
Kringlebageren > Any of you who knows what the Price/output is for Platinum insurance for a Armageddon?
Dreadchain > I typed Armageddon Insurance in google.....Lulz were had
ImACrunchyNut > suas is like Tom on myspace, soon as you start an alliance he is the default character in it
63.0 cargo units would be required to complete this operation. Destination container only has -4.54747350886e-013 units available.
Tim Beale > I took u out of my address book Frank. I can SMELL when u come online......
Theodorovik > lets play the eve card game
Theodorovik > i have a mulispectral jammer card. i win
Theodorovik > wanna play again?
<Urban_Mongral> you know what he drinks Gal?
<Urban_Mongral> Breezers!
<[GRN]Galazar> lol
<Ellisa> lol
<[GRN]Galazar> haha
<[GRN]Galazar> he's gayer than me
<[GRN]Galazar> the queer
<DJ_Xod> Bitch Beers!
<Ellisa> lol
<Urban_Mongral> no - your still gayer because you drink Semen Gal
Crackfarmer > im permabanned from the test server :/
Berious > what did you do?
Crackfarmer > i podkilled ovuer
(discussing scripts)
Svender Atreides > bloody hell a new feature that does not require a new skill god CCP yer slippig
true sight > RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Anderson Jaxx > !
true sight > erm, stations!
true sight > circle the wagons!
Anderson Jaxx > LOL
true sight > battern down the hatches
true sight > (close the curtains)
Anderson Jaxx > whhaha, you bored or?
true sight > just DONT look away from the screen!
Anderson Jaxx > :P:P
true sight > unscheduled reboots make baby jesus cry.
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