Deathgrip> Sorry, I only go for girls with *big* penises. :(
Velvet Dark > Hm. Structure fire can actually serve a purpose, however small...
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away
SammyTheSalmon > hi
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
exozone > is that the real smmy, cosi do the salmon dance very well
SammyTheSalmon > hahahaha
SammyTheSalmon > i cant do the salmon dance anymore
exozone > a real life celebraty, i feel all overcome
exozone > why you not doing the salmon dance any more
SammyTheSalmon > court order, plus fin rot
exozone > it's a bugger that fin rot,
SammyTheSalmon > yeah well when that lazy kid just watches me dance instead of cleaning the tank
exozone > but damn the court's, they are all full of danc and salmon haters :(
exozone > who doesn't clean the tank, i'l take him, got a claw hammer to hand atm
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i no its not like its hard
SammyTheSalmon > i would do it myself but i have fin rot
exozone > he should have you on show, a dancing salmon, but not exploiting you, could have a velvet tant and stupid big magoot's to feed on
exozone > and maybe a little champagne every once in a while
SammyTheSalmon > u no i always wanted a bubbling treasure chest
SammyTheSalmon > and a scooba diver
exozone > thats the bling shit right there, get on top, slap the bitch with ya rotted fin
SammyTheSalmon > hes such a tight arse
exozone > an demand one trip to scotland a year,
exozone > get on ya mobile, phone sime pike's around, scare the shit out of him
SammyTheSalmon > yeah i use to like swimin to japan, but it turns out they really like fishe there so had to give that up
exozone > swimming or death, i see the point there
exozone > not to be to indepth, but does your owner touch you, like inappropriately
SammyTheSalmon > nah but im not sure but that fatlip anymore
SammyTheSalmon > hes getting weird on me
SammyTheSalmon > bout*
exozone > has he bought any cats as protection, i think hes holding you hostage, you need to contact the salmon against direct incarceration situation therapy
exozone > or known as sadist
SammyTheSalmon > lol
exozone > it's been fun, swim safe sammy, and get some cream for the fin rot
Jade Constantine > yay me killed a Claw
Jade Constantine > a suicidal claw
Jade Constantine > for some insane reason it
attacked my ishtar at a gate and orbitted at 2k!
Apache > hmm
Apache > wtf?
Jade Constantine > yeah
Jade Constantine > 2 secs later it was dead
Knuck > lol
Jade Constantine > I asked the pilot why did you do
that ?
Jade Constantine > and get this
Jade Constantine > he said "I just didn't expect to
see you in space and panicked"
Jade Constantine > a suicidal claw
Jade Constantine > for some insane reason it
attacked my ishtar at a gate and orbitted at 2k!
Apache > hmm
Apache > wtf?
Jade Constantine > yeah
Jade Constantine > 2 secs later it was dead
Knuck > lol
Jade Constantine > I asked the pilot why did you do
that ?
Jade Constantine > and get this
Jade Constantine > he said "I just didn't expect to
see you in space and panicked"
Cattis > your boss is lesbian? and she wanted to have sex with you? a guy
Pankoon > no the host of the party is lesbian and the manager is a guest to this party
Gadher > I think pank, was at an orgy
Pankoon > no the host of the party is lesbian and the manager is a guest to this party
Gadher > I think pank, was at an orgy
Mitawyn > when did the emporer die?
Mitawyn > and which one of you killed him? ;p
DeathGrip > he was banned for selling isk on ebay :)
Mitawyn > and which one of you killed him? ;p
DeathGrip > he was banned for selling isk on ebay :)
Eyeshadow > now where did my 5 guys go?
juduzz > The scumsucker is located in the crime and punishment system in the Forum constellation of eve-online region
juduzz > The scumsucker is located in the crime and punishment system in the Forum constellation of eve-online region
Tonamin1 > happy new year!
Tonamin1 > /emote drinks a shit
Tonamin1 > shot*
Jellygoop > lmao
TumZ > ewwww
Tonamin1 > someone framed me!
Tonamin1 > if i find whoever switched the glasses =_=
Tonamin1 > /emote drinks a shit
Tonamin1 > shot*
Jellygoop > lmao
TumZ > ewwww
Tonamin1 > someone framed me!
Tonamin1 > if i find whoever switched the glasses =_=
weedmasta > john can i try summin on u?
weedmasta > on the hac
weedmasta > wanna see how fast i can suck u dry
Daytrader > o.O
Fast Track > sick
RelkWolf > LOL
weedmasta > hehe
RelkWolf > weed, that really didn't sound right
weedmasta > i kno
Morgawer > lol
weedmasta > noticed after i wrote it
Morgawer > hind sight is 20/20
muffit > hmm
muffit > interesteing
weedmasta > john comeon out i dont bite
weedmasta > :p
weedmasta > on the hac
weedmasta > wanna see how fast i can suck u dry
Daytrader > o.O
Fast Track > sick
RelkWolf > LOL
weedmasta > hehe
RelkWolf > weed, that really didn't sound right
weedmasta > i kno
Morgawer > lol
weedmasta > noticed after i wrote it
Morgawer > hind sight is 20/20
muffit > hmm
muffit > interesteing
weedmasta > john comeon out i dont bite
weedmasta > :p
<TomB> so femalish
<TomB> ur suposed to cut urself and get hurt ur male
<TomB> TAKE THE PAIN
<Nebulai|Home> ..
* TomB notices his pecker smiling at the thought of getting a clean shave
<TomB> ur suposed to cut urself and get hurt ur male
<TomB> TAKE THE PAIN
<Nebulai|Home> ..
* TomB notices his pecker smiling at the thought of getting a clean shave